>Be me, FOSS weirdo giving my first public presentation
>Nervously rub my programmers socks together as my lecture starts. T-this is the big time, boys!
>Start talking about difficulties I faced in making my pet project a reality
>Accidentally insult systemd
>Literal Lennart Fricking Poettering is in the audience and demands the microphone, gets it
>Starts criticizing you and saying you're wrong. Breaks the microphone.
>"S-sorry Lennart"
>Get a new microphone. Friend pronounces "learning" in his stilted, nervous English and Lennart thinks he's saying his name, and demands the microphone again. Breaks it.
>"S-sorry, Lennart"
>Get a new microphone. "N-next slide, please"
>Slide has a criticism of dbus
>Lennart demands the microphone and gets it
>Keeps happening for the next 40 minutes
D-did I just experience a hostile work environment, b-bros? D-do I go to HR? Is this why women don't like tech?
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All this proves is that Poettering is a massive homosexual who can't take criticism.
This video has been otherwise scrubbed from the Internet and you can't find it with YouTube, Google, or Reddit search. No one seems to remember this incident. Archive it while you can.
> This video has been otherwise scrubbed from the Internet
anon...
https://desuarchive.org/g/search/text/BRn1IGzDTYM/
My long lost brethren
I seem to find it fine with all of those. Are you sure you're not moronic?
Try again in a month when you don't know the exact title
I have good news and bad news. Good news is it can be found with "Lennart interrupts". Bad news is that I now have an answer to my earlier question.
I see the problem. Browsers have these things called cookies, and you're probably logged into Google and YouTube, so it's showing you biased results. You can think of cookies like little filing cabinets where you store information (like pieces of paper with things written on them) and later those pieces of paper are taken out and read.
Try searching properly, genius. Replicate what it'd be like to find this video if you hadn't just been handed it, you fricking mongoloid.
Picrel, new connection in Tor, same results in a private window in my browser with cookies cleared, same result on YouTube.com directly, same result in videos tab, same result with "site:reddit.com", etc.
>you're probably logged into Google and YouTube
Nope. I'm so sorry, anon.
>Too scared to prove it
OK
Literally scroll down on your page my man, my results looked the same but scrolling down I found it just fine even with vague search result like that
How many screenshots will be enough to convince you it's not there?
How long before you post proof?
Will calling you a homosexual help?
Do you have the one with someone criticizing
PulseAudio?
Sadly I can't find it
Be a man and politely ask him to SHUT THE FRICK UP and stop interrupting YOUR presentation (not his). If he wants to ask some questions or offer criticizm, he can do that afterwards. Jeez.
that's a big guy
Lmao this vid doesn't even have 1000 views yet
Watch that change real quick
Telling off obnoxious neck beards is just part of the job description if you plan to work in open source
I'd take neckbeard over smooth twink harem teaboy
>Fat neckbeard developer tries to give a conference but Lennart Poettering keeps rudely interrupting in the audience
systemd man gone wild
i feel bad for this guy with the big stomach. why did he insist on tucking in his shirt. i hope he is happy right now.
>2013
Trannies didn't exist back then but she def is one now
god I hate going to tech talks. so many fat smelly balding neckbeards who either interrupt the talk with an "ummmm.... ackuchullly" or during Q&A they don't ask a question just some shitty diatribe with virtue signalling by quoting some stale IQfy expecting everyone else to laugh at his great wit. And when the room is quiet you can see the incel rage just deepen within them.
Yeah okay Lennart, then why don't you stop going to these talks?
sorry didn't mean to trigger the incels of IQfy who engage in said behaviour. too real and too close to their own experience I guess.
(also, lennarts sperg out is an example of the same shit I'm talking about. grown men who have no emotional maturity)
>the incels of IQfy
Yeah okay Lennart, then why don't you stop coming here?
Oh right, you like the abuse.
sorry anon. It seems the use of the involuntary celibate slur has triggered you and caused you to delusional-y believe that I am someone I am not. I apologise for using a slur that triggers your psychosis wherein everyone that disagrees with you is the developer of systemd. My condolences.
big guy
?t=3415
>"When you upgrade a system you upgrade everything. You cannot always keep backward compatibility...We break old user space in ways you don't know"
guy just confesses his software is shit.
GKH is a joke compared to Torvalds. The latter had been stressing for decades how kernel space changes should NEVER break userspace. And now we get this.
Redpill me on greg.
He seemed okay in the ama I participated in. I asked like 70 questions and he answered nearly every one.
Pottery is right, through
poettering is literally that rude person from the copypasta
jej
How can you stop something that doesn't exist
it was implied by another module
lost
"You're not permitted to Ctrl-C it because someone else might be sitting at your terminal who shouldn't have access to ctrl-C it. No, we will not make this a configuration feature for desktop deployments. If you want this behavior just enable a sudo shell running at all times on tty9 in the hopes that one day you might need it." https://github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/838
more like a start job
At least you are just fat and not a troony.
this thread alone just made the vid get over 500 more views
Neither of them came out of this looking good. The presenter was meek and pathetic, while Poettering was childish and bratty. I would not want either of them in my team.
I would've loved to have been giving that presentation, as it's the perfect opportunity to tell Lennart to be quiet and wait for the Q&A like everyone else, that this isn't his time to talk, and if he can't contain himself he's invited to leave.
The most offensive thing you could possibly do to an egotistical douchebag is publicly tell them they need to behave like a normal person, whom they despise. He'd have spent the rest of that lecture seething and digging his nails into his palms.
So if you write a commonly used piece of software you get to fly to conferences around the world and make fun of neckeards? Sounds fricking great.
I used Gentoo at the time of this.
Something to be aware of was they (the eudev guys) were spreading a lot of lies about systemd, dbus, etc.
These same people are the same group that created the libAV fork of FFmpeg and spread lies that FFmpeg was deprecated - anyone at the around at that time will remember the confusion.
I was actually pretty glad Lennart schooled these morons out in public, luzero especially was a stuck up lying c**t and I'm fairly certain most of those guys have disappeared now.
They had a point with avconv/libav and ffmpeg. ffmpeg made no improvements, it was forked, then magically it started to get better and the fork was deprecated. I remember Debian switching, which I gather is a big deal.
Irregardless, it's their talk. Lennart was mainly butt blasted about them forking and taking some of his mindshare.
30 minutes well spent.
That's a big guy.
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do you think he has gf
Hagrid's son.
At least he's wearing pants correctly, even though that's gotta be a 80" waist. But way more comfortable than the fatties who have pants under their gunts and are always falling down.
He looks ridiculous, because fatties just do, but somehow "correctly fitting clothes" got through his autism. That's rare.
i really can't take seriously someone who tucks their gut into their pants
severely overweight people just look weird as frick to me
for the longest time i didn't even know that's what they were doing
his clothing would be technically correct if on a normal person, but they just look incorrectly worn to me on that body
Pottering just used facts and logic to point out, that this fork shouldn't exist as a fork.
Let's take a moment to appreciate that this fat neckbeard makes gentoo memes a reality.
>that rant at the end
never change, Lennart!