Colleen Hoover

What is her fricking problem?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me? It's Rebecca "Hamas" Yarros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much better than the fat sow in the OP post.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why women like her so much?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason they like Taylor Swift. It’s partly being highly susceptible to marketing and partly feeling like this 40-something justifies the thoughts and feelings that are more appropriate for a teenager well into adulthood.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw someone say that Taylor Swift and Colleen Hoover are popular because they're adult women who think like teenage women and that's the sad truth. This generation of women are not going to grow up. Dare I say the world will be totally fricked once zoomers become adults and need to assume adult responsibilities. They aren't ready for it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't help that the stemcels can't do math or engineering either anymore

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What problem? She's rich as blazes, and her writing is popular. Jealous much?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Colleen Hoover
    She hits that sweet spot, like Stephanie Meyer or Dan Brown. Her books appeal to stupid readers while smarter readers can find entertainment complaining about how unhinged they are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are her books even about? Is it just romanceslop?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        "i can fix him" slop with graphic sex, she's literally me lines and taylor swift lines. my wife has read some of her work because all of her friends are into coho(as she is called in circles). here is an example:
        >"I'm attracted to you, Tate," he says, his voice low. "I want you, but I want you without any of that other stuff."
        >I have no thoughts left.
        >Brain = Liquid.
        >Heart = Butter.
        i guess it's good for people to read but colleen hoover's work might actually be detrimental.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just look at her, she can’t go a few lines without thinking about food

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're not wrong. check out this other example.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disgusting

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is art, just imagine youre god surveying the entire history of writing for a moment, tell me that there isn't something for that guy to appreciate in this

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/NxNtPUp.png

            you're not wrong. check out this other example.

            Funny, GRRM does the same thing

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She copypastes whole sections and even her own loyal fans complain about her tendency to never write something new.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I read verity and ugly love. Both of them were ultimately about boring women Who sound undesirable, no make up, oversized flannel, with no standards. Yet sophisticated grown men with heaps of baggage stop at nothing to pursue these girls and have animalistic sex. Oh and then fall deeply in love even though the women are the most boring characters she could’ve articulated.
    >I couldn’t even make it through the first half of Verity. She used the word “accident” probably fifteen times in two pages. Even with an internal POV the protagonist approached seeing a man die with the same energy I’d give to accidentally burning scrambled eggs on the stove. And THAT was supposed to be caring more than others. I truly felt like I was a high school English teacher reading a student’s creative writing piece.
    >She overuses "but" so much
    From YA readers.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone fill me on on how Colleen Hoover killed a guy and confessed to it with her "work of fiction" Where the Crawdads Sing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ya gots it mixed up mister

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't her. you're thinking of delia owens who's real life questioning for murder really make it seem like she did it and wrote a book about it.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She’s the epitome of what’s wrong with contemporary literature. Her books her downstream of Taylor Swift and Harry Styles songs. It’s obscene what literature has become.

    I guess it’s not her fault. This is commercial literature after all. If women want to read trash in the civilization of fast food and TikTok I say let them. What really bothers me is precisely that this is a civilization of fast food and TikTok and nothing else. We might not get a single truly great novel in my life time…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was one of the first kindle success stories which inspired many other "New Romance" authors (which she also kinda invented) to write and overflow the market. She actually is at least partly responsible for this current iteration of bodice rippers.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing about Miss Hoover is that she really SUCKS

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaamp

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she suck me from the back, call her hoover
    (hoover)
    she got a bit too clingy, had to lose her
    (lose her)
    her hubby is a cuck and a loser
    (loser)
    i kicked him in the nuts and now his tool hurts
    (tool hurts)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h look like she bigger than miami
      (miami)
      frick a bbw, hard mode ,cause im manly
      (manly)
      anon got sad, now hes a troony
      (troony)
      neets got stressed, took a xanny
      (xanny)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bars

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's a fat femcel

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