ITT: we confess our tech sins
I unironically post Mac shill and bait threads but never owned an apple product in my life.
I also participate in Linux discussions and fights but never used it on my PC before.
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Pretty sure thats just being a gaygit, and not a sin (unless your some christgay)
I use a ps4 for gaming. The only stuff I game on Linux is retro Dos stuff
I have never written a single line of code in my entire life.
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i use regular chrome and firefox
so... average underage piece of shit behavior, very common in a shithole like IQfy.
Go back Black person
Based moron
I fall for all of IQfy's memes and like it
C# would probably fit my use cases but I still refuse to use it, for purely ideological reasons.
Could you explain them? I'm interesting in knowing. Because I have a lot of issues with C# but I still use it.
I own a macbook air and a mac mini. Both are home servers running Linux. I bought a IQfy pass because I was sick of connecting to a VPN to phonepost. I do all of my gaymen from a laptop, and enjoy it. (Though to be fair it runs pretty much everything I throw at it on ultra 1080p@144Hz and rarely dips below 100fps, which blew my fricking mind the first day of ownership since it's about the size of my macbook air)
I'm 40 and still browse IQfy and have since IQfy was guro and technology was /tech/
>I bought a IQfy pass
>I bought a IQfy pass because I was sick of connecting to a VPN to phonepost
God you're moronic every proper mobile app supports using a proxy and you have two homeservers... Profound mental moronation is the sin you're guilty of.
I've thought about buying an old Macbook Air for like $150 off of eBay and slapping Arch on it. Would I be missing out on anything?
heterosexuality
>I put on my wizard robe and hat
>I cast a spell and you turn into a real woman
I've cheated most of the way through my comp science degree, if the answers to a test or source code to an assignment are available online I will use them without a second thought, felt guilty at first but now that part of me is dead. Honestly when I can cheat on 99% percent of my course work and get an A it feels like paradise. I can do whatever the frick I want while my family thinks I am working hard.
The only time I struggle are with courses that are difficult to cheat on such as discrete math that require handwritten solutions to exams.
I hope I can find a stupid easy tech job that pays 6 figures with barely any effort so I can do the same shit. I have passions besides tech that I give most of my time and effort working towards, tech will allow me to financially fuel those passions.
>I've cheated most of the way through my comp science degree,
Like everyone?
you are a Black person and will be exposed and kicked out
same position here anon. best of luck in the job search
Go get PMI-ACP right after you get your degree, and you can dab on all the homosexual code monkeys as their scrum master.
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what did you do
don't you need special equipment for that or am i just clueless?
Deauth attack
>what did you do
After being fired without explanation from the cybersecurity firm where I worked as a consultant for security web applications for almost a year, I got high and drunk, called my boss, thanked him for the opportunity he gave me, and he said weird things in an implicitly disrespectful and mocking tone towards me, so before hanging up I told him that he was behaving like a fricking butthole piece of shit motherfricker.
He is the son of a high level senior banking executive in my country.
Since this incident, six months ago, no job offer I have applied for has advanced in the slightest. I have never been called to advance in any selection process. It's as if I don't exist. It's as if no one has ever contacted me.
I am nothing more than the faded memory of a dead man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP4y-kZQCys
i watch your career with great interest young padawan. lol. What country are you from?
Also what did you say to your boss? or what did he say to you on the phone call?
>fired without explanation
Why do you think they fired you?
hope you get fired. the tech industry doesn't need more homosexuals like you, unless you get some webdev shit, then go for it
I broke my Fedora dualboot (yeah, need some crappy intern Windows only software that doesnʾt run under Wine) and i am too scared of fricking someone to fix it because i don't have where to do backups.
>too scared of fricking someone
I ain't going back to my living room just to shitpost on 4chengs bruh. Phoneposting is comfy.
Send me your coordinates I have backup drives
One time I thought I bricked my computer and spent all night troubleshooting and in the end all I needed was a cmos battery...
I shill Linux everyday and shit on Linux everyday. I also run Windows 10 on my desktop and 11 on my laptop.
and edge is comfy
>11
Almost unforgivable
I know but it came with my laptop and it just works so I didn't want to mess around with it. It also looks very pretty.
I have very little tech experience. Back when I built my PC, I installed Linux to save money, but the resolution was messed up and everything was tiny from the icons to the text. I couldn't figure out how to fix it, so I caved and spent $90 on Windows 10.
>spent $90 on Windows 10
fricking up linux is one thing, paying full price for windows is entirely unforgivable
I am making six figures as a systems engineer but I actually hate coding.
I tanked a project once because I was put on it 'for my scriptwriting skills' but I didn't want to do it. Someone else took it over from me.
I also play games on windows every single day for at least 8 hours, and have done since I got out of trade school. I didn't get a bachelors because I took 4 gap years to play videogames and frick around and I still make more money than tons of people. I cruised my way through school, never did a single piece of homework, winged my final exams, just barely passed, all so I can play more videogames. I love doing nothing and watching youtube/playing videogames so much. I love the internet so much. I think the key to life is minmaxing effort to payout and get the biggest money (IT) with the most minimal effort. I'm seriously contemplating dropshipping or doing youtube or something so I can buy my life back and play more videogames.
Wait a minute, you sound like me... Only I'm probably younger & Don't have the six-figure job yet.
I'm just a CIA agent trying to fit in to make myself look normal to you. Don't worry, I'm not real. Nobody here is. It's all a cover up to influence you and your decisions, to make you radicalized. Getting along with you is my goal so I can subvert you and make you think differently. It's all a psyop, I'm influencing you right now, I'm living in your walls, I'm living in your walls, I'm living in your walls.
Anonymity is the lowest level of trust possible.
No, not having any identifying information about yourself is the lowest level of trust possible.
True free discourse is impossible without anonymity. I am not saying it is pretty, but it is the only discourse that is truly unencumbered by social norms. I just want it all out there, fake or not. It is probably more real than contrived Overton window bullshit.
No, true discourse is only possible with anonymity, seeing what people truly thinks may hurt feelings, but it must be that way.
You're both wrong. The human brain is not designed to intake the amount of information online. 5 people or so saying one thing can be enough social input to bias your brain into understanding 'everyone thinks this way'.
The only winning move is to shitpost, and not believe what anyone says online.
This anon gets it
Discourse is like Godels Incompleteness Theorem. You can have a system which is complete, including all true statements, but then it will also include false statements. Or you can have a system which only contains true statements, but then it will be incomplete and there will be true statements that are not expressible in that system.
This is just like how in programming languages you can be Turing complete or you can be safe, but not both at once (nothing remarkable since Godel's theorem was formulated as a statement about mathematical systems and programming languages are just math with extra steps).
Anonymity can be a necessity for the production of truthful social expression. But the trust that goes with identity is a useful heuristic. Only ever engaging in anonymous communication is thus highly limiting, and might prevent the spread of useful truths. In some cases, reliance on anonymity is a cope for irrational levels of risk aversion.
hello Brian, I am the NSA guy, btw i got the x researcher, i found that the peruvian president use a fake name btw, lol
well, if what you say it's true, i'll burn down my residential building. keep an eye on the news, glowBlack person.
you fat frick
I think games deserve to be what propels Linux because the creation and exploration of rulesets is the highest form of art available to the universe
I liked windows Me, and I like windows 11. I’ve used Linux on and off since 2.2 and it’s worse than ever today. Yes I’m old.
I post edgy opinions about programming paradigms, frameworks, engines, etc., but I haven't programmed since high school lmao.
I criticize linux like an expert with years of experience in it but in reality just installed mint once inside virtual box to play with satania desktop assistant
I never used linux outside of server stuff but I constantly shill desktop linux.
I run my server off of a wifi usb dongle.
I have jerk offd to Techworld Nana to completion.
I've never paid for software in my whole life. I pirated all the games, movies, music and even windows since I learned what torrent is when I was 8.
The only times I paid money for digital products were bying Battlefield 1 on discount and Spotify subscription.
But most importantly, I never seed.
same except I seed when I see high demand for a torrent I just downloaded
Same except one time I bought a game an ebook and a phone app.
FRICK. YOU. YOU ARE THE WORST CANDER ON THE WHOLE FRICKING EARTH. I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE WORST PAIN IMAGINABLE, WHILE ALL YOUR "LOVED ONES" WATCH YOU SCREAMING LIKE A prostitute, AND BEING RAPED BY 4 Black folk WHILE YOU SQUEZZE LIKE THE prostitute moronic Black person FRICKING homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual homosexual YOU ARE. I HOPE YOU ARE KILLED LIKE IN A GURO DOUJINSHI AND THEN HAVING DICKS IN EVERY VEIN OF YOU BODY. I HOPE YOU DIE IN ETERNAL PAIN. I AM AN ATHEIST, BUT I HOPE YOU END IN FRICKING HELL AND DYING TIME AND TIME AGAIN. NOT EVEN FUKING HITLER. I HOPE YOU SUFFER FROM NOW ON. I WOULD LOVE YOU TO SEE YOUR FAMILY BEING RAPED AND DYING IN FRONT OF YOU. AND EVERYTHING WILL BE YOUR FAULT. NEXT TIME YOU WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE NOT SEEDING, FRICKING homosexual.
*CANCER. my, how could I mistype such a word?
Anon, take your meds.
I already did, but thanks for worrying for me, anon
>SEED
sneed.
>I've never paid for software in my whole life
This is no sin, money is a lie and you may enter Heav-
>But most importantly, I never seed.
ETERNAL DISCONNECT
essenctially what I said here
dude, you are supposed to confess your wrongdoings and not boast about how based you are
>He's a parasite on parasites
incredible
i learn computer and linux so people around sees me as tech-wizard,the truth is i just want attention and able to download and hide my porn stash.
When I first installed Gentoo I used genkernel
My homeserver still runs Ubuntu Server on it
I wish I could afford apple hardware
its not THAT expensive. mac air is about the same price as the equivalent dells and lenovos.
I bought a razer blade 15, piece of shit sounds like a jet engine.
Did you try elevating the base to increase airflow? Sometimes when the laptop fans are starved of air, they start sounding like jet engines
Yes, it does absolutely nothing.
Next time buy a better gaymen laptop anon
Or you can be not gay and buy pc with proper sound-dampening case. I had the same issue but I just returned the laptop when I learned it’s supposed to be that noisy and I didn’t want to use earphones/headphones all the time. Also battery life is shit so you’d still need a business laptop which makes any advantage that gaming laptop has like mobility lose its value. It’s not really cheaper than pc either and monitor is small so you can’t relax from distance while watching movie. Actually I learned that gaming laptops are a scam set on people who are too lazy to build their pc
I occasionally jam or frick with all the dozens of neighbouring WiFis just because I feel like it
I am mentally ill and switch between the same handful of Debian based distros every other day. All different desktop environments and window managers. Even different file systems.
I don´t know how to configure polybar so I use i3status.
I don't even use a bar at all, no borders, no gaps, no transparency, fading, shadows.
I started running Linux in a virtual machine because all my tools work faster than on bare metal.
I'm a webmonkey so I unironically use electron and docker.
until i was 15 i thought that the monitor *was* the computer. and it took a few more years after that to stop confusing the two. this comes from my dad being an apple basedboy and forcing my family to use apple products, macs especially for years until i saved up for my own computer.
using macs at my school computer lab also reinforced it.
I used to destroy my household’s modem when I was a teen because of my porn addiction. I wish I could do that now but it’s too easy to get internet back as an adult. My family also needs our modem to work at home now. There are neighbors with unprotected Wi-Fi which would make regaining access to internet porn a few seconds effort.
I had that as a side effect of my ADHD, I would seek therapy as porn addiction is a legit medical issue.
At 16 I had a computer science class. I had a final project I didn't do and I framed it on my classmate I didn't like who pulled my thumbdrive from the computer lab corrupting my project. He gave me a new thumbdrive but I still failed
At 18 I applied for college. My brother told me companies are looking for degrees in this one weird Great Value brand community college. I was delayed getting into college for a year because I refused to apply all other 6 months, then struggled to get back in the other 6 months.
My college had posters for a blockchain club. It doesn't exist. My college had posters for a cybersecurity club. It doesn't exist. My college had posters for a video game programming club. I joined, became president, and left it to rot by doing nothing.
At 23 my friend pointed me to an old man looking help to secure his computer from the government. I DBAN'd his computer and told him a virus reached latency and bricked his computer. His computer's drive had the only copies of his renewing his vows with his wife.
>At 23 my friend pointed me to an old man looking help to secure his computer from the government. I DBAN'd his computer and told him a virus reached latency and bricked his computer. His computer's drive had the only copies of his renewing his vows with his wife.
You're a c**t mate.
I tell people I use Arch, but I actually use Manjaro.
I tell people Ubuntu is good but I use Debian. I just want people to use Linux in general.
I really like the look of MacOS and Apple Hardware. Forgive me.
I considered that an iPhone might be usable because ipods were good but MacBook suck donkey balls. Does that could as itoddler shilling?
I updated my GPU drivers yesterday even though it wasn't required, now everything runs like shit.
(check'd)
Are you me?
Everyone around me thinks I'm a god in tech could be family or work, but in reality I'm just good faker with great con skills, I feel one day I will fall it will be a hard one might kys.
why Black person satania? I am really curious about the why
i second this
Because she's cuter that way!
Unfathomably based
I talk about linux while using windows exclusively
Same.
i sometimes go into lenghty debates about GPUs and crypto and i know jack shit about them
I mostly watch YouTube on my PS3 and have a whole shelf of games that I have only played for 10 or 15 minutes.
Some guy just 'attempted' 'suicide' today and decided to tell me of all people about it over discord then decided to just disappear and not respond to multiple messages and attempts to voice call. We're from the same game that is basically public and open to anyone and I don't talk to him as much as others so it was awkward to have to be the one at the other end of this situation.
I felt like responsibility had just been dropped into my lap that wouldn't end in a good way for me no matter how it went - so I immediately decided to ask for help from others in a shared discord that included other people from the same game.
>The owner of the server the game is hosted on knows his IP
>eventually calls Police
>authorities arrive to his place
>they confirm his well being
I fricking hate people who cry about problems and say serious things but they weren't even serious or actually dying, this guy said he cut himself and may have cut an artery the just goes MIA.
I fricking hate situations like these and I hate the PEOPLE WHO PUT OTHERS INTO THIS FRICKING POSITION
I swear to christ if they all act like I overreacted to the situation they can be the ones the have to deal with this person, not me.
just realize this was IQfy and not a different yellow board.
that's pretty cool of you to try anyway
not sure how it's a confession though, i mean it is objectively a good thing to do
maybe the kid getting a visit from police will teach the kid that people do give a shit that he's ok and not to go around scaring people
You did the right thing but now you can ignore that guy
I have never once installed gentoo, yet that is my default answer whenever someone asks for tech support. I am literally an ubuntu and debiangay.
literally me
except im an ubunga user in a vm... my main box is a window system
I shit on X because Wayland is the future.
I shit on Snap because Flatpak is the future.
I shit on Ubuntu because it's shit.
I shit on Windows because it's for idiots.
I shit on Apple stuff because its irreparable planned obsolescence for idiots.
I shit on you if you are on IQfy and don't use Linux.
Oh wait... tech sins hmmm... I bought an AIO back in 2009, the original Corsair H50 AIO. Replaced with a D14 later when I realized how stupid AIO's are.
>I shit on X because Wayland is the future.
only useful for embedded systems with screens
> I shit on Snap because Flatpak is the future.
i prefer the package manager, thanks
the rest i agree
Fair enough, package manager definitely isn't going anywhere anytime soon. But Flatpak will beat Snaps. And for proprietary shitware I'd take the sandboxed Flatpak over the same thing from the package manager.
fair enough, afaik snap is shit and has a bunch of exploits
not him, even though i don't like the idea of using them myself, if they get more people on board with making linux applications, then i'll support it
it's not like people can't turn then into normal packages (keep in mind things like steam only ship as .deb, but show up in many distros anyway, how? because you can just extract the deb and repackage it in another format)
I use the Edge browser on Linux.
>Have dynamic IP
>Get wrongfully banned because of rule 14
>I'm not gonna wait three days to appeal the ban
>Reset my router and /release+/renew
>Need to wait three days anyway (to make a thread only) because I get rangebanned
FUUUUUUUCK! I'm tired of this shit, and the IP range ban just started happening recently