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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >test rocket has issue
    holy frick stop the press

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a good thing, though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ofc its a good thing
      you dont want for that failure to happen during an actual launch with people on it..

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have pretty mixed feelings about this clown, but a rocket blowing up isn't news

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sperg has his faults and frickups but this is literally how he builds his rockets. Keep launching shit till it stops exploding. Shit bait, try harder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are people inside everytime it blows up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For the last time Anon rocket gnomes are not legally classed as people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, rocket gnomes?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ive said too much already. They'll likely be coming for you now too. I'm so sorry. May God guide you well down this path if you choose to learn more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I laughed very hard at this.
          Rocket Gnomes deserve some love

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rocket blows up
    >ZOMG ITS OGRE THIS TIME FOR ELON
    >another rocket blows up
    >ZOMG ITS OGRE THIS TIME FOR ELON
    >100 more rockets blows up
    >ZOMG ITS OGRE THIS TIME FOR ELON
    You're worse than Incel copeposters and YOTLD parrots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Two more rockets

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    muskbros... this can't be happening... i thought the free market would take us to mars...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't free market. Musk is a monopolist and a collectivist. In a truly free market everyone would work on their own damn rocket instead of hiring people to work on it for you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why no true free market can exist any longer, because they all tend towards monopolies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they all tend towards monopolies.
          Source?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            reality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in a truly free market, people would only do as I told!
        brainlet moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're moronic for thinking that spreading the production of rockets would do anything good. the obvious solution is to cut that homosexual's subsidies and investing in nasa, because nasa actually brought some results. also this

        Which is why no true free market can exist any longer, because they all tend towards monopolies.

        you can't just set a
        >free market only!
        rule in a real society because irl economic contradictions cause your fantasies to fall apart

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The free market was once progressive and only needed governance to ensure the preservation of the liberty of every individual. Industrial production prompts the concentration of wealth and thus monopolies and the generation of a propertyless mass whose only access to the free market is through wage labour. 'Economic contradictions' were once productive and became regressive: the free market has destroyed itself and we keep trying to make it function even though it tasks us with going beyond it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Me. I made it up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Buddy, you are to old to believe en faerie tales, also santa is not real.

            Why would you trust any of the propaganda they produce? it's not like you get to play any of the games they do, so you will never have first hand experience of the ting they lie to you about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NASA hasn't brought results in the better part of a century.
          >hurr durr what do you mean
          It's been 53 years since the first moon landing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            now look at the funding since the first moon landing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is what losing your biggest rival does to you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but it wasn't REAL free market
        kys, no worse than a commie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >In a truly free market everyone would work on their own damn rocket
        t. the smartest libertarian

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > during test launch
    Lol no, it was an engine start/Ignition test. Not a launch test.

    The idea was simply to run the engines for a second. I do think the explosion was unplanned and caused by either leakage or engine start procedure needs to be reexamined but it didn't look to be some massive failure or anything too crazy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This article really wants you to know that everyone thinks spacex sucks and that they they think you're stupid if you're even merely ambivalent about it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moron.
    do you even know how many rockets exploded at spaceX?
    Elon himself said it is better they explode on testing than later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is better when they do not explode, i suppose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whoever made this picture should be sterilized

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol i made that picture to get into gimp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I believe you anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's true, I am making funny images with every role model of IQfy and learning gimp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it is better they explode on testing than later.
      Why not both?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what is testing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what are conficence issues
      lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who gives a shit
        Spacex made a spectacle of all the falcon 9 rockets failing to land and no one cared

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonball reference, what a genius
    #frickmywife

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YASSSS some employee taught that pig a real lesson for his shit lording

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Kavira.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't he just make another one?
    Tell me this isn't a segfault

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People throw the word "unblowupable" around a lot these days.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'll still suceed Boeing boy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It literally is rocket science. Failures are expected.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rukits will NEVER manage to do a suicide burn landing automatically!!!!!
    Don't you people get tired of always being wrong?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans can't into rockets
    This isn't news to anyone

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was just an engine test and the damage was not that bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was cool as hell to watch
      About time that stand got some char

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    driverless cars that crash into things. electric cars that don't go far enough. space ship to nowhere. rockets that blow up. nothing like the real rocket man of north korea.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's been decided already. there will be no second-class second-rate musk. all will be judged by the standard he cut out
      the future is exciting, but poses its challenges

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you have many childred then that's statistically not unlikely

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His troony son sabotage it.

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