Fatfuck's doggerel goes viral

What are some poems about society having low standards?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait till you get a taste of my acid yellow dressing

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a regular John Keats

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he admits it's doggerel in the poem

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, "kosher dill" rhymed with a metaphor of Christ on the Cross as a bursting hot dog would be incredibly funny if he were being facetious, but my impression is that this guy wrote those lines without an inkling of irony. I could be wrong, I'm not going to google his band plus he is fat enough to unselfconsciously describe a sausage as a "holy vessel".

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he admits it's doggerel in the poem

      That’s actually not real doggerrell because the term originally meant AABB rhyme scheme. Ex Sir Topas by Chaucer is doggerrell format

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >completely inappropriate Christian theme
      Terrible

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ChatGPT wrote that

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the spear that pierced the side of Christ
      >Dogs split open on the grill
      I got mogged pretty hard

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is literally appealing to israelites in this poem. hes saying like: ay christ died, my israeli overlords. please accept my contemporary culture tribute for you control all "kultur"

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its cute OP, you're just jelly you aint the fat frick hot dog poet

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, frick now I definitely feel like eating one, but I just had dinner.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corpulent fricker
    can't stop thinking about food.
    He will die early.

    —Anon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing no one knows who you are, I’ve already forgotten

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh-oh. Did we hit a little too close to home you fat frick?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I haven’t even thought about that post until you mentioned it, but sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but this is embarassing

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess it is. to you. I cannot fathom for the life of me, why, if women are "healthy at any size", that if a certain community thinks that no "fat fricks" should exist, while the other side demands that being a whale is only acceptable for women, what obligation, aside from ones to myself, should I even begin to entertain this sort of mindset for the approval of others around me when nothing is guaranteed in return other than good health? Granted, a lot of men think that its in their best interests to get "swole" to get laid, but surprisingly the community in itself is infested with the worst excesses of homosexuality than ever be breached with a casual observation of actions. Furthermore, unless it is for purely individual reasons, what do I owe these specimens my life? and there's no guarantee I'm going to have sex, because its really all a gamble. So many "dysgenic" (by your own estimation, not mine) have been able to attain countless women, yet these women are not expected to not engorge themselves to death with excessive food and bad habits. is it verboten to talk about women in such demeaning terms that your white knight self cannot handle? I don't think its too much to ask for women not to engross themselves like a pig while not even losing weight myself, unless its for a very specific personal reason, such as my health. I don't owe anything to anyone but myself and what I desire to possess, and if you have a problem with that, you're just going to have to sit on your hands and let bygones be bygones, much like the slavery of Africans into the Americas and the rapes of German soldiers by our GIs. right?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon... I have no idea what you just wrote but take a chillpill

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am pretty calm. you?

            he is literally appealing to israelites in this poem. hes saying like: ay christ died, my israeli overlords. please accept my contemporary culture tribute for you control all "kultur"

            lemme guess, the israelites are in the room with you, right?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's very odd to reply constantly and fervently while also saying you don't care. That's why I said it's embarassing.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            neat how the obsessions of the subconscious sometimes just pour out in a random thread. Freud would have had a field day with basketweaving forums.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            post the epic suited man meme saying you never think about me lmao. Lose some fricking weight.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            duly noted. I have no idea who you are.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic rel is literally me rn. I'm on the toilet with diarrhea. This is my 4th shit of the day. Yesterday, I had 2 diarrhea shits.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      really good kireji actually

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robert Hayden’s poem Monet’s Waterlilies comes to mind. Not really about low standards as much as a mourning of a more romantic time, which is a similar concept.

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