What are some buyer/seller red flags? I'll start.
>gig mentions a specific programming language, buyer asks for a batch script
>"Don't worry, I'm pretty tech savvy"
>"Don't worry about the budget"
>middle-eastern-sounding name
>pajeet-sounding name
>Russian-sounding name but not from Russia
>thick eyebrows in profile picture
>sends screenshot with a visible Warcraft 3 icon
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Either have some code that needs some tweaking or dont ask for anything special and dont expect much.
The sellers might be pajeets but to them youre customer#1000 and they want to get your money and get you out of the way.
Surprisingly I haven't had any bad experiences working for niggle clients.
Okay so i made an order in fiverr right
I want to turn a json into an html list
Anyways its a 27mb json and he could only do 500 rows. I didnt accept it i said i wanted to do the entire thing. The guy said okay but ill need a backend and thatll cost me extra. I said no sorry. He said maybe hell split the json and what i thought. I said i thought ideally id like the backend but ill take the split json. Now he extended the deadline 10 days. So its that a good thing or a bad thing?
Breh wtf that would take like 5 minutes to code
Well i think like a day or two probably. Which is why i dont know if he extended 10 days cause i pissed him off lol
How do you know that without looking at what's being passed?
Example from irl: in the year 2008 my company decided that json isn't such a bad place to store stringified Java objects and dependency class name. They then added bash scripts in there, doubly escaped json as string properties, bash scripts with json inside of them, randomly escaped invalid json etc.
Average size of this bs "json" object is like 4k lines. They then spent some time and built custom parser to deal with the monster they birthed.
Now I own this piece of shit and I absolutely cannot change anything about it and I have to rely on their moronic parsers for it. If I wasn't paid well for it I'd cry for having to look at it. Unwrapping it and replacing it with something a bit more sane will take me at least a year and work from two other teams
Ok so now theres two of us with the same problem.
Where are the "braniacs"?
1 line of code and 10 minutes right?
The guy uploaded it and it's well formed json output from some filesystem crawling program.
Bro, I'm bored. Give me a link to the json.
Really? Thank you
https://files.catbox.moe/87n7j2.zip
So let me make sure I understand the task. This json basically describes the complete contents of a directory, including all it's subdirectories and their files and whatnot. You just want an html list that has each item contain the full path to a file/directory described in that json?
I'd like it as is but have it do the entire json. So far it can only do 500 rows.
Well there's some other stuff that'd he nice but that'd be the most important thing at the moment.
Oh also the checkboxes are a little bit off.
could you explain your use case?
Well first I thought I'd debloat chromium by deleting some stuff from it. Then I thought well id want to have a to do list on which files to delete, maybe put it online and have other people be able to checkmark it. Make it red when you checkmark it to make it more visible.
So I tried to look for a markup editor that could do that and I found none. So I went off to do this thing. Now I'm thinking well maybe this thing could be useful in itself if it doesn't exist.
The reason it only does 500 rows was because whoever wrote that knew it would choke on anything more than that. The guy who wrote this is an absolute imbecile and there's no fixing that code. You would have to rewrite the entire thing. I suspect the guy has no idea how to deal with it considering he said that ne needs a backend for this which is just moronic because browsers can deal with 30MB json files just fine in 2022.
Bros im not completly green to this stuff. I know my way around javascript. What he said made sense.
Theres two ways to get past this limitation as far as i can tell.
Either the json is chopped into chunks and processed one chunk at the time or you have a more powerful backend that can handle it and send it back to the front end.
The third option is not doing it like a drooling moron.
Oh, so this is how you get code for free from IQfy.
the saga goes on
>could only do 500 rows
kek
it would take me 10 min to write a perl one-liner but I really need to sleep
I don't man.
I also got off something from github to turn the JSON into a file tree in java swing and it also froze...
So you got your solution or what?
What do you need this kind of stuff for if your not a programmer?
Wtf, can you really make money doing things like this?
If your mom can make money on OnlyFans, why not this?
She wasn't alive anymore by the time it became a thing, but sure, go ahead
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'll take it back.
i usually try to send flowers or gardening related stuff to people i hire on fiverr is that weird
whats wrong with the last one
I'd do it but it will be way funnier to see the __27MB JSON__ grow into a full on IQfy meme.
It is so close to the edge of moronation that I can't tell if it is an attempt to create a meme or genuine stupidity.
bump interested to know how moronic this rabbit hole goes
Gabrielle looks like she has nice breasts.
If someone called Pewdiepie asks you to pretend to like Hitler... probably charge more.
Wtf are you even asking for? You want the json contents as html? It would make far more sense if you explained what your end goal was.
How can I get a job in Fiverr?
I already made an account but I only got pajeets jobs offer which I'm never going to take because I'm not a fricking pajeet.
Their little tech job classification is complete garbage
I't s all filled with
- can convert a PDF
what a bullshit tech website
Do these mage services work? What are the red flags here?
Do spell-casting services and set the spell onset duration longer than the duration where you can get a review
>Entrepreneurship
>picrel
These aren't the worst ones
One of picrel claims to be a 100 year old illuminati member, she would need a bigger gift
If I sort by best selling there are hundreds of 5-star average ones with countless reviews, did those people?
Also, how do you get refunds for these? How does the service work or not work?
Kek. saved.
But did they get any customers?
https://www.fiverr.com/categories/lifestyle/astrology-psychics?source=drop_down_filters&filter=rating&ref=package_includes%3Aspell_complexity
There are thousands with lots of reviews
What do you say we get some board on here to create our own account and sell anti pajeet spells? Just a suggestion
We could, I was making fun of this phenomenon only with my two friends. We thought about doing it, but no one else on the interwebs seemed to notice this
Do bongs really?
This just seems like a really shady way to launder money.
There are reviews and some of them include full names, also Fiverr verifies sellers through ID checks shortly after onboarding and the Fiverr income cut is insane
People do it because it's easy money
Again this seems like a really really really really shady way to launder money. You do realize ID theft happens all the time and goes for sale on dark web9
Or maybe, just maaaybe, there are some tech illiterate boomers and zoomers buying garbage online. Just maybe?
No it is not coidenence. This looks like textbook case of money laundering. Some of the most prolific scams in history has happened in plain sight.
It would be pretty funny if IQfy discovered a money laundering rabbit hole.
Is there any way to check this? If someone attempted to buy this would the buyer refuse, since he is doing laundering?
If you actually look through some of the names and reviews it's almost like a GPT bot wrote it than a human with their reviews just cutting off before they even finish.
I don't really care to look too much into this but again people have money laundered through eBay, Amazon, Craigslist, even god damn MMORPGs. Fiverr wouldn't be that difficult for dedicated criminals to exploit if they needed to change drug money into good money since crypto isn't doing so hot.
https://www.fiverr.com/willow_malone/cast-a-wish-come-true-spell-on-you-or-a-friend-using-white-magic
Here is one with a video of the caster speaking
https://www.fiverr.com/willow_malone/cast-a-luck-spell-spell-on-you-or-a-friend-using-white-magic
Here is another one
https://www.fiverr.com/willow_malone/cast-a-call-me-communication-love-spell-using-white-magic
This guy offers a custom video
I mean you guys can look these up, fiverr.com is the url
That's because people are already making fun of it, they realized(unlike you) that the spellcasters are believing in this and so are the buyers
>that the spellcasters are believing in this and so are the buyers
The "spellcasters" are not believing that I bet. It's either a scam or a money laundering scheme. I am leaning towards scam, because the reviews are just obviously bought
Yes, it became that. What I meant to say was that it started out with "serious" spellcasters and turned into an easy money scheme because astrology is more popular than ever and fiverr is really bad at buyer protection.
https://www.fiverr.com/missfire235?source=gig_cards&referrer_gig_slug=cast-umbreakable-obsession-love-spell-attract-unlimited-obsession&ref_ctx_id=df2b1c4827366224e3151c0a932af58c&imp_id=3d22edbe-70d0-4eb2-860b-50878372e6d8
This ONE seller(there are thousands with over 100 reviews only on one gig, and you don't have to give a review) has this many negative reviews, which impacts her visibility on fiverr. Keep coping. If one seller creates a dispute for a refund they can see the seller's name.
I tried buying to mess with them, they proceeded but they get butthurt easily.
It's just funny to me how you JUST know when a review is written by a pajeet. The spelling mistakes. The dramatic style of writing. You just know
Client begged me for a shopify store.
I gave it to him since customer is king and made a few adjustments.
After a couple of weeks he realized why i told him to not use shopify, so he hired an pajeet gig on fiverr to speed up the page.
-> its slower than before
Good, frick this midwit.
He's got what he wanted.
fiverr is an israeli based company
And? Every company has some connection to israel anyway.
Entrepreneurship is a judeo-christian value
Needs your full name and date of birth to do time travel spell
This is like the tech support scams from kolkata, just 100x more lazy
>I am a proficient magician and spell caster with Latin Magic and wizardry. I have Arabic Jinns at my call to cast any spell and complete your prayers. your any wishes either love or fortune will come true. we with help of Angels of Heavens and Hells remove curses from yourself and from your loved one's departed souls.
>From Pakistan
Hold on what's happening? I thought magic was banned by Allah and djinns were cursed
>You can't help but attract higher-vibrational conditions and luckier happenings when your frequency is altered in this way. The options are unlimited, and it is entirely up to you to decide what you want to include in your life. It works best when you have a clear aim in mind. I practise magick both alone and in a Coven of thirteen. There is a need for extra power with this spell, so we shall all cast it. This is an ancient spell that was only given to the most powerful members; when the men's status grew, they were given it. My father was fortunate enough to have the spell put on him – and it was one of the times I was invited that I was able to witness this one. I was occasionally invited (in disguise) to ritual meetings as the adored daughter and sister of two Free Masons.
and, I was selling on fiverr some years ago you have to file income taxes. Massive companies also use fiverr for small tasks, at elast they used to these days I just show the spell gigs to people and we laugh at the morons
you have to file taxes on crypto places too but many people don't or find ways to tax evade
Final example, then I'm out
Here's the personal page of one tarot reader and spellcaster, she has other media but I'm not revelaing those it's just so you know
https://www.girltalktarot.com/store-front
This is her fiverr
https://www.fiverr.com/girltalktarot
She placed her face herself on fiverr
Her public youtube channel she announced is "The Realist Reader"
Whose json?
>sends screenshot with a visible Warcraft 3 icon
Any evidence of somebody mingling work and play on a single computer is a red flag.