standing desks are a shit meme
a person who sits 8 hours a day but dedicates 1 hour to working out will be healthier than a goyim switching between his propaganda standing desk setup but doesn't work out at all
The whole point of the study that inspired this stupid meme invention was that being static for long periods of time is bad for your health. Standing more but staying still just increases the possibility of blood pooling to your legs, potentially causing leg and foot pain.
My solution? Binge caffeine and other stimulants, drink copious amounts of water to offset the dehydration, and get up every 30 mins or so to pee. It's that simple.
Oh, I forgot a key detail. Make sure to smoke cigarettes regularly as well. They'll ensure you keep moving regularly throughout the day. No need to thank me.
if you like your bum, you should definitely stand more. standing activates your ass and a strong ass is directly correlated to a reduction in posture/back related problems. don't have a pancake ass, anon.
I have no legs
I'm shitting my pants
Vaccine took my legs
I still don't regret it though
My gf(male) is riding me. I'm on IQfy and she's on her phone.
My husky standing desk is literally out for delivery today, can't wait to get that bad boy set up
Don't use your dog as desk anon.
standing desks are a shit meme
a person who sits 8 hours a day but dedicates 1 hour to working out will be healthier than a goyim switching between his propaganda standing desk setup but doesn't work out at all
false dichotomy
don't know what that means but body not moving is bad no matter if you're sitting or standing
What if I'm flying?
woooooooooooooooooooooo
He means you can train and use a standing desk.
jokes on you, I do both you homosexual
Why not work out for 1 hour a day on top of standing more often during your work hours?
jokes on you, I use treadmill with my standing desk.
I use a normal mill with my desk.
based
im shitting
your shitting?
I am shit
sit is comfy
new wagie torture device just dropped
because I'm fat
Because "sitting bad" != "standing good".
The whole point of the study that inspired this stupid meme invention was that being static for long periods of time is bad for your health. Standing more but staying still just increases the possibility of blood pooling to your legs, potentially causing leg and foot pain.
My solution? Binge caffeine and other stimulants, drink copious amounts of water to offset the dehydration, and get up every 30 mins or so to pee. It's that simple.
Oh, I forgot a key detail. Make sure to smoke cigarettes regularly as well. They'll ensure you keep moving regularly throughout the day. No need to thank me.
My sides are in orbit.
hecking god
Living the dream.
Butt is not hurt like yours
Why do you people call each other cum rat?
not him but in russian it's more like tovarisch
I'm taking a shit. inb4 phonegay
I'll give you two hairy reasons and a lubed up shaft
>I'll give you two hairy reasons
Well, you posted the first one, where is my second one?
I'm not a slave.
>I'm not a slave.
Sad.
Can I turn you into one?
I'm tired and spend 10 hours a day standing up at work
i spent all day standing at work
Done standing up and walking around for a while.
My bum requested a comfy chair, so his wish shall be granted. I like my bum.
>I like my bum.
So do I
based
>My bum requested a comfy chair
You have your own homeless?
Your dog is homeless?
I'm the dog.
So you're homeless?
Does that mean that you are requesting a comfy chair for your second personality?
if you like your bum, you should definitely stand more. standing activates your ass and a strong ass is directly correlated to a reduction in posture/back related problems. don't have a pancake ass, anon.
My bum humbly disagrees with you.
p-prove it.
>activates your ass
why do you tolerate ugly old frickwits waging war in your name?
I'm not. I haven't used a chair in years.
Very nice. I'm like 2 weeks in and I feel way healthier already.
>feel
yeah.
Because its fun.
see file name.
Standing desks are ugly. Minimalist shit is for autists who can't afford nice furniture.
i'm comfy
leave me alone
I'm lying in bed actually
I used to lie in bed for 12hrs a day browsing, then sleep. I finally realized.. it's not healthy.
I'm taking a shit and I'm not gonna squat or stand for it
I just walked 10 km
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