20 most inappropriately hilarious Yahoo! questions & answers

Ah, Yahoo! Answers. You’re the queen of the screenshot and the queen of our hearts. We’d bring you flowers if only we knew your address.

Some of these Yahoo questions are weird. Some are sad. Some are creepy. All will make you question the future of humanity.

The one from a hot-boxed boyfriend…

The one from an involuntarily aroused son…

The one from a delusional parent…

The one from an inquisitive virgin…

The one about the steamy vajayjay…

The one from a concerned father…

The one from a novice Christian cook…

The one from Pedobear…

The one about pets and the clap…

The one about frick buddy hygiene…

The one from a well-grounded teenage girl…

The one from a kid who just wants to party…

The one from a concerned deodorant user…

And — of course — the one about the secret girlfriend…

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