I wont lie; I was not expecting the gay undertones in this.

I won’t lie; I was not expecting the gay undertones in this. I’m early in the book though and I can only hope that these undertones will not continue.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not gay until a woman has a role worth mentioning.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn‘t get your hopes up

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait 'til you get to Billy Budd.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm maybe 10 or 15 pages in and not sure if I'll finish. The way he writes is just offputting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The way he writes is just offputting.
      Put it down and come back to it in 10 years.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got the Dick coming in the mail, should I read Infinite Jest first so it doesn't seem like total shit after a real novel?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >book about chasing SPERM whales

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >does not understand what true bromance is.
      Stop looking at every interaction with your wiener and instead look at it with your heart homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's exactly sublimated homosexual lust. Same story with all those manly movies that IQfy incels love

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me around the waist, and said that henceforth we were married

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          UwU

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone has to polish the harpoon

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't. Once the ship departs Queequeg and Ishmael's relationship is barely ever brought up again and Ishmael himself acts as mostly just a narrator. It's quite jarring actually, because you expect it to be a buddy adventure based on the initial ashore chapters.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can only hope that these undertones will not continue
    They do not, although you will read about sailors swimming in gallons of semen

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm about halfway through. the gay undertones cool down but I have a feeling they are gonna pick back up when the BWW starts pounding their poopdeck

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it all as a joke? He doesnt look like a homosexual or have a homosexual name

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a book about seamen
    what were you expecting

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Story about giant dick
    >Surprised it is so gay
    Come on anon.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was the 15 straight pages of whale species classifications

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was great but i found comparing the heads of a sperm whale and a right whale overkill.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to IQfy
    >it’s actually /homo/

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was wrong with Melville?
    Moby Dick:
    >narrator gets interracial gay married before he even gets on the boat
    Redburn:
    >narrator falls in love with a British twink and takes him back to America
    Billy Budd:
    >handsome sailor gets antagonized by his gay superior officer because of mixed homosexual attraction and jealousy
    why did he have to make everything so gay?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two males have a friendly good relationship
    >HURR DURR THEY HAVETO BE GAY FRICKING EACHOTHER IN THE ASS
    Honestly homosexuality being a mentall illness is starting to make more sense. Do you homosexuals not have any friends?
    >INB4 B-BUT THE PAGAN Black person CALLED HIM HIS WIFE!
    Consider suicide.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Moby dick and blood meridian both have very blatant gay undertones everywhere and you will see those books recommended here daily.
    Moby dick is a very good novel though so just push through. Just scim read the blatant obvious paragraphs. That one pasted above is by far the most blatant one.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Derailing the thread. How much am I going to lose if I read it in italian translation? I could read the original, but I am a bit afraid that it could become a slog

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's honestly a little gay to me if you can't be a little gay with your bros. You homosexuals get so hung up on shit like this it's weird.
    >OMG HE TOUCHED ANOTHER MAN AFFECTIONATIELY!!! UGH
    Such an odd and truly sad modern phenomenon

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I fall platonically in love with other men. It's not sexual at all.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you find out why it's a sperm whale, lol

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >book about sailing and sea-men
    >not expecting gay shit
    People were making fun of sailers and men out at sea since long before the jokes about the navy

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *looks through thread*
    maybe it's bout time I read this classic...

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I-I am scared of homosexuals they have cooties and might touch me and then what if I like it? that makes me a gay too goddammit.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Dick arrived. Let's do it.
    >He was ever dusting his old lexicons and grammars, with a queer handkerchief, mockingly embellished with all the gay flags of all the known nations of the world.
    What did he mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ishmael is hilarious.
      >It had a careless look, as if it were meant for the uses of the public; so, entering, the first thing I did was to stumble over an ash-box in the porch. Ha! thought I, ha, as the flying particles almost choked me, are these ashes from that destroyed city, Gomorrah? But "The Crossed Harpoons," and "The Sword-Fish?"—this, then, must needs be the sign of "The Trap". However, I picked myself up and hearing a loud voice within, pushed on and opened a second, interior door.

      >It seemed the great Black Parliament sitting in Tophet. A hundred black faces turned round in their rows to peer; and beyond, a black Angel of Doom was beating a book in a pulpit. It was a Black church; and the preacher's text was about the blackness of darkness, and the weeping and wailing and teeth-gnashing there. Ha, Ishmael, muttered I, backing out, Wretched entertainment at the sign of "The Trap!"

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to respect this unrepentant deluge of seatism and whaling references.

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