He never got his doctorate, he did all the coursework for a doctorate but never bothered with the dissertation that would have granted him a Ph.D.
If he was going through university in the 21st century, he would have no doubt dropped out at the first sign of being forced to run Microsoft Windows to do coursework.
Dennis Ritchie did the same thing, he actually wrote his dissertation, but refused to pay the administrative fee at Harvard to get it bound and "submitted for review", at which point he didn't care because he had already gotten recruited by Bell Labs, AT&T was very angry when they found out their star catch didn't get his Ph.D.
not entirely true. Microsoft is shutting off basic auth on all o365 tenants to prevent password spray. 99.9% of IMAP/SMTP uses basic, but oauth support has been available to use since 2020. Thing about oauth support for those protocols is the admin has to create an app registration and then share the client ID and Client secret with everyone who wants to use them. They also expire after 2 years max, so imagine the flood of calls when people forget to update that shit (in addition to their password). No one in a small/medium IT org wants to support that shit.
I like how Skype had been around for well over 10 years, and it was always a pile of shit. Then Zoom showed up and it was everything that Skype never was. In response, we get Teams, and it sucks too.
Skype was great until Microsoft got their claws on it. Then it became a spammed piece of shit that didn't actually work. They bought Skype just to kill it.
True. But while zoom and teams technically have different purposes there's still some overlap in functionality. And as Zoom gets older the devs have to keep adding more and more collab features which will eventually make it a teams competitor.
I know there's FOSS for specific tasks but nothing that has everything integrated like Teams or Slack. Plus you need a cloud service to serve the apps too and most companies don't have the know how to do that.
BTW, not defending Teams or Slack or any of this shit. I fricking hate collab tools. Just give me a simple XMPP chat app. That's literally all I need.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>nothing that has everything integrated like Teams or Slack
element
rocket chat
mattermost
bigbluebutton
2 years ago
Anonymous
how do I know you're a fricking NEET
2 years ago
Anonymous
Those apps are all decent apps, but they're still not as fully featured as Teams. Some of those apps like Element.io don't even have desktop clients.
There's a reason I hate Teams. It's bloated as frick. But that bloat is something a lot of companies value. The company I used to work for before going independent chose Teams for Office integration/compatibility. That has nothing to do with chatting but it's huge in a lot of archaic workplaces.
Anon, that shit will very likely follow you into your first job as well (and beyond). My company has exlusively gaybooks everywhere and still they use the Microsoft ecosystem (teams, onenote, outlook, onedrive, etc.)
correct. It’s an expensive license and companies switch to Teams to get more value out of the $35/mo per user they’re paying. For the schoolgays in the US same shit applies.
kek. imagine being so moronic and thinking "nothing is my fault" so much that you go to a news organization because you are too moronic to figure out how to use a computer. if she really needed to she could have just installed windows and overwritten the ubuntu install. shit isn't hard.
I hate this piece of shit of a software,
copy and paste is broken,
when you receive a call my keyboard it hijacks the media buttons on my keyboard with the call sound,
1 gb of ram for an open chat,
frick you
Every piece of software for communication is a pile of shit. It doesn't change after uni. moron mongs in HR lust after dumb shit like zoom despite everyone knowing it's obvious spyware.
Unironically uni only exists to get past the mouth breathing morons of HR. There's nothing wrong with dropping out if you think you can do it without college but just know that you can literally top out on pay for certain companies without a degree and they WILL gatekeep you. It's essentially a ponzi scheme.
Because it's microsoft and not oben sores. Therefore, all the underageb&s and permaneets crawl out of their dens to screech about it. It's just another corporate chat client.
>the use
it's a wageslave spying tool to make sure that you are not, by any chance, allah forgive me for uttering those words, working in comfortable conditions where you aren't stuck in a chair staring at a screen emotionlessly for 8 hours and solving your daily tasks at a pace that suits you. you have to be monitored at all times just to remind you of the fact that you have no agency and aren't a human being during company time, you're a part-time slave >the quality of the software
it's an absolute fricking unoptimized clusterfrick that will refuse to run on any older machine in spite of not doing anything worth the resources it's eating up. i gave my brother an older latitude (1st gen i5, 4gb ram) for ms teams, because he wanted to play vidya when he was done with his schoolwork and the spyware was being uncooperative. teams just refused to run on the machine, it kept stuttering and shitting itself despite being basically an inferior version of dicksword >it's microsoft
not only is it proprietary, it sends your data to microsoft, which sells it further down the line. i don't think i need to explain how this is a breach of privacy any normal human being should object to.
>it's a wageslave spying tool
That you run in your browser where it can't spy on you. As long as you're either using Firefox or have disabled the Chromium wageslave monitoring feature, of course. >absolute fricking unoptimized clusterfrick
It's for work. You put up with dogshit slow dumpster fire software and get paid for it. I can think of worse ways to make a living. >sends your data to microsoft
Are you an executive? Is it your job to keep the company from getting israeliteed by Microsoft? Did someone put you in charge of data protection? No to all? Then it's not your problem.
i'm not saying there aren't ways to circumvent the teams israelite, but it's so fricking ass, they should just use better software instead of tormenting the wagies because it looks professional and it's from a rich company. >That you run in your browser where it can't spy on you. As long as you're either using Firefox or have disabled the Chromium wageslave monitoring feature, of course.
i didn't mean the spying from microsoft there, though of course that's awful too. i was talking about the more immediate threat of getting fricked over by your manager. these bloodthirsty motherfrickers will make you turn on the camera, for no reason other than the fact that you must feel tormented at work and their jobs are pointless because all they do is make life miserable for their coworkers, and are under active pressure to keep doing so in spite of the empathy some of the nonbugmen feel towards their fellow wagies
2 years ago
Anonymous
You are of course 100% spot-on about managers, but this isn't a problem that can be solved by technology. If they weren't tormenting you through Teams they'd be doing so through Zoom, or WebEx, or just by forcing you to be in an office so they can do it IRL.
2 years ago
Anonymous
true enough, teams is in this case a symptom rather than the cause.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but this isn't a problem that can be solved by technology
I concur to pic relates
>Are you an executive? Is it your job to keep the company from getting israeliteed by Microsoft? Did someone put you in charge of data protection? No to all? Then it's not your problem.
this. I click accept on all cookies and spying shit on work computer because it's not my problem
1. Sounds like a company culture issue. I try not to dick around on laptops I don't own anyway, especially those owned by my employer.
2. Haven't noticed. Runs fine on our shitty dells
3. Don't really care. If MS is spying on confidential company documents, then that's the company's problem not mine.
>I'm dropping uni because of thiis pile of shit. No joke.
i'm confused. are they teaching classes in microsoft teams? if so, then just transfer to a university that isn't online moron.
>me >2gb, 1.1gh celeron (replace he hdd with ssd to make useable) >picrelated >utilitarian and unlike with win7 on it - useable >work and volunteer stuff uses teams - "you have to use teams anon" >open teams in a tab >treacle >dld the teams app >set to auto >reboot >*EVENTUALLY* manage to drop to tty, remove teams - "just email me the stuff."
teams is the very epitome of >bloated app? we'll just add more ram!
You should at least go for a 4GB 1.5 gigahertz processor Anon. I have a processor that is 2.1 gigahertz, has 2 cores and 4 threads per core, and it only has a TDP of 15W. It's very cheap too.
>me >resurrect an old laptop one of the kids had for school >it literally does everything I need apart from run teams >post that teams is a steaming pile of shit on IQfy >get people telling muh I've got a shitty laptop
can you tell how I know those posts were written by NEET hands?
Jesus dude. A good 1.5 gigahertz dual core or quad-core 4GB RAM 256 SSD runs for like less than a hundred dollars these days. Not even 50 on ebay!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Hell you can repurpose an old Chromebook or Chromebox and get more performance for that wattage for like half that price.
Hell why don't you get yourself a Chromebox CN60, remove the write protect and you've got a good dual core, two two thread cpu PC with 4gigs of ram on that shit. All for less than 40 dollars homie.
Hell why don't you get yourself a Chromebox CN60, remove the write protect and you've got a good dual core, two two thread cpu PC with 4gigs of ram on that shit. All for less than 40 dollars homie.
Anon I don't know why you would subject yourself to a Sandy Bridge celeron CPU. A Core 2 Duo would be way faster. My Thinkpad T400 only cost me 30$ and runs very fast with 4GB RAM and a SSD
Hell why don't you get yourself a Chromebox CN60, remove the write protect and you've got a good dual core, two two thread cpu PC with 4gigs of ram on that shit. All for less than 40 dollars homie.
Marks you as away if it detects you're away for more than 15 minutes. I run a python script that moves the mouse 1px every so often so im never marked as away.
>navigational panel gets placed on top of frame for chat conversation after resizing window >does this shit constantly >sometimes have to exit Teams app entirely and relaunch to fix
I fricking hate teams, do they even test their own fricking software?
What a gem of a software, coming from a corporation as large as Microsoft. It's amazing, that the world's best talent made this.
Companies actually are paying for this product. Even the worst of opensource solutions are better, by far and free. Any half-assed tech aware person can setup a more reliable solution on their network.
Teams literally refreshes the screen after every message received, it shakes, it vibrates, then randomly twitches.
You could be typing a message, the message trails on your own screen, as if you're 10 light seconds away from your desktop.
You could press enter at the end of the sentence, and the Enter key will cut your message in half.
What a fricking piece of shit. Microsoft, just have a nice day you fricking bunch of degenerates. You make life miserable
use webex and you'll quickly forget all the grievances you've had with teams. having the CEO's webcam not detected 3 minutes before a meeting about a potential acquisition is not fun to deal with.
Webex is a prime example of the dogshit that enterprise software is and is allowed to be. Half their products are stuck in the late 90s, and not in a good way.
>any softphone >any call center software >SAP >any in-house application that only keeps being used because it's cheaper than buying or commissioning better software for the same purpose despite being such spaghetti code that people that are hired to update it can't do shit and end up just joining the general IT team >any intranet site that isn't running on sharepoint
>teams machine-wide installer won't update itself no matter what >a new user sits at a computer that was prepared in 2020 or whatever >teams auto installs a 2 year old version of this joke they call an app >"update teams" >after update it shits out some bullshit like auth_roadblock and refuses to elaborate further
also don't forget to open your teams from time to time because if you won't open it frequently enough, at some point it won't turn on because it requires to update the app, but app on user level only auto updates when you're using it and if you see the "update teams" window, it won't even try to auto update itself at that point, have to download it manually
Teams is great. Most boomers don't know how to use it and most zoomers wont. Run it on a win10 VM on laptop and message from phone. Its not hard to use its just ugly when not set up properly
>tfw work for a major financial institution >security is tight but moronic >full microsoft software suite >teams, skype and outlook launch on startup >every .txt opens in notepad++, but it was not set as the default text editor, so you get a nonfunctioning prompt each time you open a file >similarly 7zip was set as the default archive manager, it errors if you double click an archive, you have to open them through the right click menu >desktop icons refresh every 10minutes, fricking up any custom layout >cant edit start menu shortcuts >default save folder for all office files is set to somewhere in /WINDOWS, cant be changed >even the fricking bloomberg terminal starts with some useless launchpad popup and a chat popup
get thicker skin sonnyboy, youre gonna need it
I've had two corporate jobs before. In both of them I worked exclusively in a Linux VM; surprise surprise I was way more productive than those that didn't. Also I have an aws box w/o dns set up which use as a proxy out of the corporate firewall. It would probably get me fired but w/o it can basically not work properly.
>breaks security protocols >dunning-kruegers himself into believing this is actually good and beneficial and not pointing a loaded gun at his employer's head
>filtered by ms teams
...
Its really fricking bad
https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/teams
Good morning sir
I'm not op tho
It's really not. I'm glad you found your excuse to fail, though. It hurts a lot more when you don't have one.
it really is
I'm holding out though
yurop here, we use teams too
hello ser
just wait until you need to use it at work
this, its even more frustrating when your actually trying to get some shit done and it decides to shit itself and frick up the 30+ person meeting.
The joke is that this burnout won’t become employed. If you can’t handle using teams, you won’t be able to do much else.
It's just bloated. My 2016 laptop who can't run portal properly for more than 30 minutes can Teams.
ok, enjoy your forever NEET, because workplaces use it too.
Say you refuse to use nonfree software. Think about how Stallman would go through it.
I wonder how Stallman would've got his degree nowadays.
Probably just fine. I refuse to use non free software, and they can't force a non free alternative in my country. So that's that
t. Autist
He never got his doctorate, he did all the coursework for a doctorate but never bothered with the dissertation that would have granted him a Ph.D.
If he was going through university in the 21st century, he would have no doubt dropped out at the first sign of being forced to run Microsoft Windows to do coursework.
Dennis Ritchie did the same thing, he actually wrote his dissertation, but refused to pay the administrative fee at Harvard to get it bound and "submitted for review", at which point he didn't care because he had already gotten recruited by Bell Labs, AT&T was very angry when they found out their star catch didn't get his Ph.D.
i can't decide of that's gigachad or gigautismo
By making some shitty libraries and tools?
Company forces me to use this shit at work.
They even have Microsoft Exchange emails and not regular IMAP and SMTP so I am forced to use Outlook
If your admin is not an ass you can connect to your Microsoft mail with imap and smtp.
not entirely true. Microsoft is shutting off basic auth on all o365 tenants to prevent password spray. 99.9% of IMAP/SMTP uses basic, but oauth support has been available to use since 2020. Thing about oauth support for those protocols is the admin has to create an app registration and then share the client ID and Client secret with everyone who wants to use them. They also expire after 2 years max, so imagine the flood of calls when people forget to update that shit (in addition to their password). No one in a small/medium IT org wants to support that shit.
you can access it via web browser same thing with teams
Goodbye sir
KEK
He's using it as an excuse for being dumb and lazy
You are not supposed to cheat, Jamal.
Teams is bad and even discord is better than this but quitting uni because of this is childish.
If I was your dad man...
I like how Skype had been around for well over 10 years, and it was always a pile of shit. Then Zoom showed up and it was everything that Skype never was. In response, we get Teams, and it sucks too.
Does Microsoft insist on make garbage?
Skype was great until Microsoft got their claws on it. Then it became a spammed piece of shit that didn't actually work. They bought Skype just to kill it.
Teams existed before zoom and teams is more of a slack alternative than zoom.
True. But while zoom and teams technically have different purposes there's still some overlap in functionality. And as Zoom gets older the devs have to keep adding more and more collab features which will eventually make it a teams competitor.
>why not use a open source alternative?
I know there's FOSS for specific tasks but nothing that has everything integrated like Teams or Slack. Plus you need a cloud service to serve the apps too and most companies don't have the know how to do that.
BTW, not defending Teams or Slack or any of this shit. I fricking hate collab tools. Just give me a simple XMPP chat app. That's literally all I need.
>nothing that has everything integrated like Teams or Slack
element
rocket chat
mattermost
bigbluebutton
how do I know you're a fricking NEET
Those apps are all decent apps, but they're still not as fully featured as Teams. Some of those apps like Element.io don't even have desktop clients.
There's a reason I hate Teams. It's bloated as frick. But that bloat is something a lot of companies value. The company I used to work for before going independent chose Teams for Office integration/compatibility. That has nothing to do with chatting but it's huge in a lot of archaic workplaces.
this.
Microsoft hires Poojeets with fake degree's that learn on the job
Funnily enough, MSTeams is Skype under the hood.
Anon, that shit will very likely follow you into your first job as well (and beyond). My company has exlusively gaybooks everywhere and still they use the Microsoft ecosystem (teams, onenote, outlook, onedrive, etc.)
My work still use skype for business, it's basically teams but worse.
>filtered by MS Teams
KEK WHAT A b***h
Adoption of MS Teams is a sign that your company's funding is drying up.
how so?
explain
why not use a open source alternative?
Guess how I know you are a NEET
no it just means they're on O365
correct. It’s an expensive license and companies switch to Teams to get more value out of the $35/mo per user they’re paying. For the schoolgays in the US same shit applies.
Literally how a collaboration app is making you drop out?
muh 'tism
If you put mental illness before money you're stupid not just tistic.
what do you mean?
Well, for instance I am autistic and hate normies but I like making money so I play nice with everyone
forgot the meme arrow, it should have said
>mug 'tism
because I make fun of OP, sorry
you are no better than her
kek. imagine being so moronic and thinking "nothing is my fault" so much that you go to a news organization because you are too moronic to figure out how to use a computer. if she really needed to she could have just installed windows and overwritten the ubuntu install. shit isn't hard.
>collab excel file for 40ppl
>someone sabotages our file constantly
>check history of inputs
>it's me
OP is right. It's a pile of broken shit.
What a twist
.t M. Night Shyamalan
absolute garbage app, thinking about doing the same since they mandate it
He’s not wrong. The software is so fricking terrible it burnt out my laptop.
That’s the primary purpose of MS Teams, to burn out your employees and laptops.
OEMs love Teams because laptops with TEAMS burn out and need to be replaced
FRICK TEAMS
I hate this piece of shit of a software,
copy and paste is broken,
when you receive a call my keyboard it hijacks the media buttons on my keyboard with the call sound,
1 gb of ram for an open chat,
frick you
wait, you guys actually receive calls? this piece of shit decides to not notify me most of the time when someone calls me
I receive calls but there's a bug that ends the call the second I answer
>you are now expected tp send and receive messages all 24 hours of the day from people you can only stand for 8 hours at a time
frick this timeline
based maximalist frick zoomers + boomers
Thank you for reminding me to install some software I need for Uni. Pic relates.
Every piece of software for communication is a pile of shit. It doesn't change after uni. moron mongs in HR lust after dumb shit like zoom despite everyone knowing it's obvious spyware.
Unironically uni only exists to get past the mouth breathing morons of HR. There's nothing wrong with dropping out if you think you can do it without college but just know that you can literally top out on pay for certain companies without a degree and they WILL gatekeep you. It's essentially a ponzi scheme.
Slack chads ww@??
Incredibly based, frick Bill Gaytes
We had microsoft lync for classes in year 2021. Yes, Lync, not skype for business.
Why is Teams considered to be "bad"? I generally find it helpful and capable.
Because it's microsoft and not oben sores. Therefore, all the underageb&s and permaneets crawl out of their dens to screech about it. It's just another corporate chat client.
>the use
it's a wageslave spying tool to make sure that you are not, by any chance, allah forgive me for uttering those words, working in comfortable conditions where you aren't stuck in a chair staring at a screen emotionlessly for 8 hours and solving your daily tasks at a pace that suits you. you have to be monitored at all times just to remind you of the fact that you have no agency and aren't a human being during company time, you're a part-time slave
>the quality of the software
it's an absolute fricking unoptimized clusterfrick that will refuse to run on any older machine in spite of not doing anything worth the resources it's eating up. i gave my brother an older latitude (1st gen i5, 4gb ram) for ms teams, because he wanted to play vidya when he was done with his schoolwork and the spyware was being uncooperative. teams just refused to run on the machine, it kept stuttering and shitting itself despite being basically an inferior version of dicksword
>it's microsoft
not only is it proprietary, it sends your data to microsoft, which sells it further down the line. i don't think i need to explain how this is a breach of privacy any normal human being should object to.
>it's a wageslave spying tool
That you run in your browser where it can't spy on you. As long as you're either using Firefox or have disabled the Chromium wageslave monitoring feature, of course.
>absolute fricking unoptimized clusterfrick
It's for work. You put up with dogshit slow dumpster fire software and get paid for it. I can think of worse ways to make a living.
>sends your data to microsoft
Are you an executive? Is it your job to keep the company from getting israeliteed by Microsoft? Did someone put you in charge of data protection? No to all? Then it's not your problem.
i'm not saying there aren't ways to circumvent the teams israelite, but it's so fricking ass, they should just use better software instead of tormenting the wagies because it looks professional and it's from a rich company.
>That you run in your browser where it can't spy on you. As long as you're either using Firefox or have disabled the Chromium wageslave monitoring feature, of course.
i didn't mean the spying from microsoft there, though of course that's awful too. i was talking about the more immediate threat of getting fricked over by your manager. these bloodthirsty motherfrickers will make you turn on the camera, for no reason other than the fact that you must feel tormented at work and their jobs are pointless because all they do is make life miserable for their coworkers, and are under active pressure to keep doing so in spite of the empathy some of the nonbugmen feel towards their fellow wagies
You are of course 100% spot-on about managers, but this isn't a problem that can be solved by technology. If they weren't tormenting you through Teams they'd be doing so through Zoom, or WebEx, or just by forcing you to be in an office so they can do it IRL.
true enough, teams is in this case a symptom rather than the cause.
>but this isn't a problem that can be solved by technology
I concur to pic relates
>Are you an executive? Is it your job to keep the company from getting israeliteed by Microsoft? Did someone put you in charge of data protection? No to all? Then it's not your problem.
this. I click accept on all cookies and spying shit on work computer because it's not my problem
None of this is true or real. Take your meds.
1. Sounds like a company culture issue. I try not to dick around on laptops I don't own anyway, especially those owned by my employer.
2. Haven't noticed. Runs fine on our shitty dells
3. Don't really care. If MS is spying on confidential company documents, then that's the company's problem not mine.
>not just using the web version
ngmi
>I'm dropping uni because of thiis pile of shit. No joke.
i'm confused. are they teaching classes in microsoft teams? if so, then just transfer to a university that isn't online moron.
>me
>2gb, 1.1gh celeron (replace he hdd with ssd to make useable)
>picrelated
>utilitarian and unlike with win7 on it - useable
>work and volunteer stuff uses teams - "you have to use teams anon"
>open teams in a tab
>treacle
>dld the teams app
>set to auto
>reboot
>*EVENTUALLY* manage to drop to tty, remove teams - "just email me the stuff."
teams is the very epitome of
>bloated app? we'll just add more ram!
This is too old for even me.
You should at least go for a 4GB 1.5 gigahertz processor Anon. I have a processor that is 2.1 gigahertz, has 2 cores and 4 threads per core, and it only has a TDP of 15W. It's very cheap too.
Like you can get better performance now dude.
>me
>resurrect an old laptop one of the kids had for school
>it literally does everything I need apart from run teams
>post that teams is a steaming pile of shit on IQfy
>get people telling muh I've got a shitty laptop
can you tell how I know those posts were written by NEET hands?
Jesus dude. A good 1.5 gigahertz dual core or quad-core 4GB RAM 256 SSD runs for like less than a hundred dollars these days. Not even 50 on ebay!
Hell you can repurpose an old Chromebook or Chromebox and get more performance for that wattage for like half that price.
Hell why don't you get yourself a Chromebox CN60, remove the write protect and you've got a good dual core, two two thread cpu PC with 4gigs of ram on that shit. All for less than 40 dollars homie.
Like at least get yourself a fricking haswell.
Anon I don't know why you would subject yourself to a Sandy Bridge celeron CPU. A Core 2 Duo would be way faster. My Thinkpad T400 only cost me 30$ and runs very fast with 4GB RAM and a SSD
What poverty stricken shithole do you live in?
thrift != povo
Whatever you say. You either live in a Borat country or you're an unemployable loser.
buying something I literally do not need
>thrift != poverty
1.5 gigahertz, two cores, 4gigs of ram is quite literally the bare minimum. You have a device that's below that.
I had a better computer than that in 2007
I can only run the new office apps in browser on Windows 7 since they gimped compatibility a while ago. Even OneDrive doesn't sync locally anymore.
>uni
>MS Team
what
>Has no indicators that your microphone is on
It's really fricking stupid, who designed this piece of shit?
We use Slack where I work. It's fine.
Marks you as away if it detects you're away for more than 15 minutes. I run a python script that moves the mouse 1px every so often so im never marked as away.
MS Teams has been updated at some point that it marks you as away after 5 minutes now, fricken bullshit. I got a mouse jiggler instead
Good. I'm glad that I won't potentially have to deal with you as a colleague.
This shit is making me hate microsoft to the point that I'm starting to think that google is not that bad after all.
It sucks but so did skype and i used that shit for years
u implying google chat is better? cause that's literally the only other choice in that market
I just use the web version
College mate fricking hates Zoom but absolutely loves this. They're both garbage.
>navigational panel gets placed on top of frame for chat conversation after resizing window
>does this shit constantly
>sometimes have to exit Teams app entirely and relaunch to fix
I fricking hate teams, do they even test their own fricking software?
>a literal phone ui
The absolute state of microdick.
They don't.
They haven't had a test division since the early 2000. They offload testing to users to cut down costs
Lmao MS Teams is fine, it's no Zoom but if you cannot figure out how to use it you should probably not be at uni.
Based zoomer can't handle desktop applications
lol I interviewed at microsoft a while back and teams crashed my pc twice
What a gem of a software, coming from a corporation as large as Microsoft. It's amazing, that the world's best talent made this.
Companies actually are paying for this product. Even the worst of opensource solutions are better, by far and free. Any half-assed tech aware person can setup a more reliable solution on their network.
Teams literally refreshes the screen after every message received, it shakes, it vibrates, then randomly twitches.
You could be typing a message, the message trails on your own screen, as if you're 10 light seconds away from your desktop.
You could press enter at the end of the sentence, and the Enter key will cut your message in half.
What a fricking piece of shit. Microsoft, just have a nice day you fricking bunch of degenerates. You make life miserable
I almost killed myself at uni because of Sharepoint. ASP.NET came close.
use webex and you'll quickly forget all the grievances you've had with teams. having the CEO's webcam not detected 3 minutes before a meeting about a potential acquisition is not fun to deal with.
this
Webex is a prime example of the dogshit that enterprise software is and is allowed to be. Half their products are stuck in the late 90s, and not in a good way.
list more examples
>any softphone
>any call center software
>SAP
>any in-house application that only keeps being used because it's cheaper than buying or commissioning better software for the same purpose despite being such spaghetti code that people that are hired to update it can't do shit and end up just joining the general IT team
>any intranet site that isn't running on sharepoint
>teams machine-wide installer won't update itself no matter what
>a new user sits at a computer that was prepared in 2020 or whatever
>teams auto installs a 2 year old version of this joke they call an app
>"update teams"
>after update it shits out some bullshit like auth_roadblock and refuses to elaborate further
also don't forget to open your teams from time to time because if you won't open it frequently enough, at some point it won't turn on because it requires to update the app, but app on user level only auto updates when you're using it and if you see the "update teams" window, it won't even try to auto update itself at that point, have to download it manually
>the spyware is so dogshit it collapses on itself if left alone
you can't make this shit up
You take that back sir! That is a quality multi-factor security engineering.
ok sir
Well I guess you're moronic then
Teams is great. Most boomers don't know how to use it and most zoomers wont. Run it on a win10 VM on laptop and message from phone. Its not hard to use its just ugly when not set up properly
>Run it on a win10 VM
It's a great moron filter. I know who is worth talking to based on if they complain about teams or not.
>microphone stops working
I wish everyone used IRC. Simple. Fast. Lightweight.
you forgot rustic.
Ok. You don't need a diploma to get a diploma in tech.
You'll be using Teams, though. 🙂
>tfw work for a major financial institution
>security is tight but moronic
>full microsoft software suite
>teams, skype and outlook launch on startup
>every .txt opens in notepad++, but it was not set as the default text editor, so you get a nonfunctioning prompt each time you open a file
>similarly 7zip was set as the default archive manager, it errors if you double click an archive, you have to open them through the right click menu
>desktop icons refresh every 10minutes, fricking up any custom layout
>cant edit start menu shortcuts
>default save folder for all office files is set to somewhere in /WINDOWS, cant be changed
>even the fricking bloomberg terminal starts with some useless launchpad popup and a chat popup
get thicker skin sonnyboy, youre gonna need it
I've had two corporate jobs before. In both of them I worked exclusively in a Linux VM; surprise surprise I was way more productive than those that didn't. Also I have an aws box w/o dns set up which use as a proxy out of the corporate firewall. It would probably get me fired but w/o it can basically not work properly.
>breaks security protocols
>dunning-kruegers himself into believing this is actually good and beneficial and not pointing a loaded gun at his employer's head
>pointing a loaded gun at his employer's head
>not actually good and beneficial
Good luck in the real world.
Nobody cares you schizophrenic homosexual.
>Fart so loud during a teams meeting it triggers the you're muted tool tip
this