Imagine coding in an office office without cubicles.
Gives me stress just looking at the picture.
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Imagine coding in an office office without cubicles.
Imagine coding in an office office without cubicles.
Gives me stress just looking at the picture.
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Are you not a teamplayer?
>Gives me stress
Why
You will never have a job there, that will never be your reality
Do you also get stressed when you watch Marvel movies?
Here's a special (you) for the for the special snowflake
underrated
Everyone just sitting coding away while wearing headphones. 90% of all communication is through email or some kind of instant messenger.
>Hey lets all eat lunch together
no
Looks like you havent worked a day in your life
> 90% of all communication is through email or some kind of instant messenger.
But the whole point of those open spaces is to encourage active discussions about how to make the product better.
It just enables idiots on the team to spend their working day chatting and questioning everything they've been ask to do in order to feign productivity.
No, it's to save money on office spaces.
I thinks it's more a trend than saving money.
Like those artgays kept complaining it looked dehumanizing or something.
It's literally just saving money. Employees take up less space with only a desk they can't keep their shit at. Being able to expand without renting office space is a big bonus, especially in expensive cities. Artgays moaning about it is just the justification they tell the drones.
Cubicles are easily more social, they don't stop you from talking to people but they do let you talk without annoying people around you.
>Employees take up less space with only a desk
What? Your own desk? Do you think you are the CEO, anon? We now have "smart seating" here.
so basically they take all the shit from communism, slap a "smart" in front of it and normies will lap it up
>bread lines
smart wheat
>commie blocks
smart housing
>rolling blackouts
smart grid
>dating apps that interfere with genetic selection
smart dating
>pocket telephone that spies on you
smart phone
Ive noticed I was waiting in line way more often in America than now that I'm here in Thailand.
>smart seating
DESPISE this shit
Before I went full WFH, my previous company office had this after they renovated to make the space more “open”
No space for your stuff except a line of cubbies on the wall like we were kindergarteners and telling us “haha just sit anywhere bro! Gotta collab and be flexible!
Really wht would happen is everyone kind-of had their own regular seat except sometimes you would return from the toilet/meeting room or whatever place and your desk would be taken by some dipshit either chatting to someone or just sitting around.
Worse was when you would be sick a day and then suddenly it was a big fight to get your seat back, or if a new employee showed up and stole your seat.
I remember trying to be polite at first to people but quickly realized that you would just get totally stepped on and end up with literally no where to sit as many desks would turn into garbage piles very quickly.
Makes working such a pain because I’d have to waste so much time posturing or arguing about seating instead of working.
Pretty sure it's to save money and to make sure everyone can stare at everyone else's monitor so nobody dares do anything that isn't strictly work to ensure "productivity" remains up. If there's anything good that's come of the shitty pandemic it's that WFH has been mostly normalized.
Never happens
I worked in a place like this before, managed to grab a desk with my back facing the window about 2 months in and pretty much never talked to people in the office ever.
Any time my team wanted to discuss stuff we would meet in a meeting area (sort of lounge type spot or a big conference room)
Only people who talked in the office where women/trannies who would chatter constantly and never get their work done on time.
>Only people who talked in the office where women/trannies who would chatter constantly and never get their work done on time.
God this pisses me off so damn much I do more than several of them combined and no one cares
Switch companies then anon
And what about when you scratch your balls?
Think anon...
Looks like my new office. I don't like it tbh, too many distractions.
noise cancelling headphones + adderall
This but also diazepam
but anon, look at how horrible and dehumanizing is to work in a cubicle. it literally destroys my artistic creativity and it disrupts my post-op transitioning
this would be okay if i had a view to the outside
I've worked in both types of offices and now in a home office.
The open space office are honestly more for socializing and less for actual work. If your employer opts in for an open space office, they know what they're doing, they don't expect you to be productive, likely don't even need you to be productive, they just want you to socialize.
Why do people on the internet make such a big deal of everything? I've worked in a
>rooms with 1-2 teams
>different open spaces containing a dozen or more teams
>from home
>in an own office away from home
It's 80% the same as long a you work. Granted, if you frick around, you'll become overly concerned with
>the environment
>the tools
etc.
Just get the work done, it's barely 1/4 of your day now.
>windows fully open and no curtains
>background and side light when looking at the monitor
>eye wants to close due to the ambient light but you need it open to be able to read
>migraine after just 1h
>macs are literally unreadable due to their stupid glossy screen
> noises and people talking
> interruptions from managers pretending to work and other ppl trying to increase thrir "visibility" to compensate for their low productivity
Valuable programmers are never going to go back to that. They are now remote, and soon the managers will also be left out of the equation.
you forgot
>too noisy to make your conference calls from the desk
>all the conf rooms are busy
>prostitute in next cubicle showered in her perfrume bottle, can't focus due to boner
>smelly neckbeard in other cubicle
>you need to poo, get up, walk, all stalls full, back to cubicle
>HAVE TO FILL STUPID TIMESHEETS IN A STUPID UI
most social creatures prefer human contact... ok not like discors whete you have people playing sport behind your back but not like a cubicle either
our company is forcing like 2 or 3 days per week to work from office.
i spend these days having meetings, and if i don't have meetings, i just chat with my coworker the entire day. i simply can't code with people around because i am an autist who has to speak his code out loud.
imagine working
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i code in my bedroom
>coding