Is masturbation mentioned in any historical primary sources?

a common thing i hear from coomers is that masturbation is normal because everybody in history jerk offd. is this true? is masturbation mentioned in any primary sources?

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  1. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably, reason we don't hear about it is not many people would discuss their masturbation habits outside of an anonymous confederate pregnant anne frank fetishism board so most people probably didnt mention it throughout history, was it as normal as it is today, maybe but in many periods as soon as guys reached puberty they were married off to some other family's daughter so the issue of cooming was handled that way

  2. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's Egyptian myths about jerking off. It goes that deep.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        Circumcised people can jerk off. Not either anon you're replying to, but I have no idea why you'd think they couldn't.

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but circumsision in america for example was proliferated by christisraelites to keep people from wanking because the forskin naturally lubricates and its much harder to fap without it. isnt that contradictory to have a culture of masturbation alongside a ritual that makes it more difficult?

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            >isnt that contradictory to have a culture of masturbation alongside a ritual that makes it more difficult?
            Uhh, no? Circumcision came about in ancient times because the foreskin used to get dirty and kill people. With modern knowledge, that doesn't happen.

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            >death by foreskin
            did they not know how to clean it or did it just get dirty and infected in some places even if you cleaned it?

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have you ever camped longer than a couple days? It would be done more as a convenience. If you had to travel several days across the desert you probably wouldn't have the greatest dick cleaning set-up, much easier to let your dick clean itself off by rubbing against your loins and washing those. I'm not supporting circumcision at all, i think it's useless now, but it certainly made sense for a lot of people in a lot of climates.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        Desert cultures (particularly ancient one's) practised circumcision in general.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        >self-control is a cult

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          i dont give a shit about nofap, but at one point half the fricking catalog on IQfy was
          >bros i relapsed again
          >tools to keep you from jacking it
          >lust provoking images: the thread
          if it was one general i'd be fine with it

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then beat off just a little. An addict is just as weak as one in abstinence. If a single sample of the vine is too powerful you never had control from the start.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      But does it go deeper?

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        I read that the aztecs practiced it as well so it wasn't exclusively a eurasian thing

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't one of the Egyptian creation myths that the stars were literally semen splattered across the sky by a god jacking it?

  3. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of bad things existed back then doesn't mean we should be doing it today.
    Nofap is real and gives you power. Keep jerking off and you will always stay a weaker man.

  4. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    No fap.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That last sentence
      Imagine cumming on your brain from the inside.

  5. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    coomers existed, but masturbation wasn't normal for most people in history.

    like 90+% of zoomers and millenials jerking off regularly in modern times. This is due to Free porn getting them addicted to cooming.

  6. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you jerk off? I do. I assume every non-asexual person does.

  7. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you jerk off when there are real women out there. Coming in their brapster feels alot better than hand. Same as watching porn.
    If you jerk off you're some kind of subhuman loser. My friends don't fap on the regular, they all have GFs. I'm a subhuman loser though.

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Real women have human shit inside of them, it's disgusting. Look at this one in your picture, she's sitting all pretty but in all likelihood she has a colon full of feces. Real-life humans are nasty.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's not even wrong there. There's a chance that this girl is out there in the world somewhere right now sitting atop a toilet squirting fetid diarrhea from her butthole as we speak, smelling up the vicinity that she's in. It's almost certainly happened many times in her life already.

        • 4 years ago
          Anonymous

          You make a convincing argument, what about the ones in movies though, those are fictional even if they are played by real girls

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            Being portrayed by real-life women full of feces who have diarrhea, fart and belch honestly drags the whole thing down.

          • 4 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop please, I can only get so hard.

  8. 4 years ago
    Anonymous

    so did this guy decide to fap as his last act as pompeii was getting swallowed?

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      possibly but a more likely scenario could also be one of the flaming rocks hitting him in the dick and he's just writhing in pain

    • 4 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he just happened to be laying down jerking off in the middle of a doorway? His body just coincidentally fell in a way to make it look like he was jerkin his gherkin
      And then thousands of years later he was preserved that way for all time. How embarrassing for him, honestly.

      • 4 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not like he's around to feel embarrassment and nobody even knows who he is anyway

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