Lol, yeah dude. The myriad of non-Semitic tribes couldn’t POSSIBLY have lied about the God of Abraham and made a sacrilegious drawing of him, right? There’s no way that they heard about him from traveling semites and later added him into their pantheons (a thing explicitly mentioned in the Old Testament several times whenever the semites turned to pagan religion).
Protestants are already going to hell. A bible for Minecrafters won't make a difference
Protestant work ethic enabled industrialisation and the creation of Minecraft in the first place.
Like he said, they're going to hell
>Protestant work ethic enabled industrialisation
Yes and if you haven't yet realized that this was humanity's greatest mistake, you are beyond saving
Thread full of moronic larpers, have a nice day
cry more
Notch is a pretty good analogue for the Old Testament God.
The villagers are israelites, Steve is Pharaoh since he enslaves them.
Just as God saved the westerner from sin will we use the word of God to re-save ourselves from it again.
abrahamic religions are a demon-worshipping israelite cult
Lol, yeah dude. The myriad of non-Semitic tribes couldn’t POSSIBLY have lied about the God of Abraham and made a sacrilegious drawing of him, right? There’s no way that they heard about him from traveling semites and later added him into their pantheons (a thing explicitly mentioned in the Old Testament several times whenever the semites turned to pagan religion).
not more sacrilegious than any other illustrated collection of bible stories for children
FINALLY
A BIBLE JUST FOR BOYS
DISCOVER GROSS AND GORY BIBLE STUFF
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i hope they took out all the gay jesus stuff
>Learn how to become more like Jesus physically
Cool. I'll finally learn how he got those gains.
When they say unofficial, does it mean this edition was nit approved by god or the company that makes minecraft?