I'll start:
William Henry Harrison was assassinated as apart of a plot by corrupt Whig officials to bring John Tyler to power.
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ITT: Make up fake conspiracy theories about obscure historical events no one cares about
Brazil was encouraged to declared independence to prevent Portugal from becoming a global superpower after Napoleon's defeat.
The real Puyi died in a Soviet POV camp some time in 1946, most likely executed.
The guy the Soviets and the CCP pretended was Puyi was some Manchukuo army POV who was spared his life if he keeps the charade up.
This was done to use this fake emperor as a propaganda tool to show that even Emperors can be reeducated to be Maoists.
OP said fake
>the first Norwegians were colorblind
>Mountains in Florida
>the Tunguska Event caused by invasive insects
>the Iranian cyclops
>82% of Australians have kangaroo DNA
Kennedy hired Oswald to blow his brains out because he couldn’t bare the weight of his daddy issues any longer and knew being a dead martyr would leave a better legacy
See
The Herero and Namaqua genocide is made up
I unironically believe this. A small-scale colonial conflict was made into a genocide to push the Anti-German agenda.
It isn't technically a lie but the disparity in confirmed kills is unsettling as well as the fact that the Germans brought true civilization to the Kaffirs which the English undid during their years of control which is way to this day both South Africa and England are hated by Namibians.
Napoleon was secretly a Muslim, the Napoleonic wars were a gigantic ottoman psyop
Nixon made Gerald Ford president in exchange of a pardon.
That’s just a fact. Nixon knew Ford was one of the weakest willed - and hence most acceptable candidates to succeed Agnew for both Houses - men in the entire Congress and would actually be stupid enough to pardon him “for the sake of the country”
Ford’s highest goal in life was literally just sitting on his ass in the House until he retired
all of these are true though wtf
The assassination of Franz Ferdinand was a false flag perpertrated by factions in the AH military and supported by the Germans, to prevent FF from giving Serbia full independence
Eisenhower was a israeli capitalist who sent the Turks to Germany as Guest Workers to provoke the NazBol Republic of East Germany (which did not officially call themselves Socialist until 1967) because he wanted to mongrelize the Germans under Agenda 21 which he also created.
Ken Little was the Zodiac Killer. He did it because he was an incel and a homosexual and he hated women for turning him down and mocking his micro shrimp dick.
I guess its good he got away with it then
Communists worship Cybele, the chronic mother, while liberals worship Hekate. Lady Liberty is Hekate.
Woodrow Wilson was sent from hell by Satan to destabilize American foreign policy
The queen Elizabeth had princess Diana kill.
Isn't this a real, well-known conspiracy theory?
ITT: evil morons practice adding confusion to the world, believing their meaningless thoughts are interesting
Britain made a secret deal with France to ensure that Canada would always remain divided and weak.
Nixon was a secret Maoist.
He was just a moron.
The Potsdam division of Europe after WW2 is actually a modified Molotov-Ribbentrop based on Russia's interpretation of the West as Nazis. This is why Russia currently feels entitled to all of Eastern Europe as being within the agreed terms of the treaty. Various German exiles including the descendants of Hitler himself secretly live in Siberia under Russian protection, but may be in danger now that they think the terms have been violated.
>Schengen Zone Mummy Raiders
>North Korean gorilla common ancestor
>everyone in the California gold rush was a manlet
>Syphilis didnt exist until OP's mom was born
Teddy Roosevelt paid a schizophrenic to shoot him in the chest for an extra electoral boost.
The French Republic actually invaded Ottoman Egypt to secure the source of the most value resource of all:
Mummia.
The revolutionary elites used it in their dark occult rites deep in the Paris Catacombs.
Rudolf Hess got personally sent to England by Hittler but once he got capture he let him to his fate.