>join discord call for weekly book club
>meditations on first philosophy by descartes
>have severe farts problems
>set push to talk so I can fart between speaking
>couple minutes in everyone bursts out laughing
>turns out I was on push to mute
>completely silent when asked for my thoughts then aggressively farting over everyone as they spoke
>they start calling me "desfartes"
>turn off pc in shame
why live
>they start calling me "desfartes"
my sides
>>they start calling me "desfartes"
well played
Just act as if you were doing it on purpose.
nice one OP
it just some book homies
That’s cute though and I would welcome the nickname. Next meeting come in naked from the shower and pretend like you didn’t know the camera was on. That will be a hoot and they’ll forget the fart incident.
>>they start calling me "desfartes"
>>>they start calling me "desfartes"
>>>>they start calling me "desfartes"
Checked & fartpilled; this is the funniest thing I've read on IQfy all night!
Just laugh at the gaffe. It's not like everyone else hasn't had a moment like that before and I doubt you really need to have a bunch of random internet people think you're absolutely perfect.
Put me in the screencap
Based shitpost
fartpost*
Lmao hey bro it would have been worse if you weren’t doing it from the shadows