Maximinus Thrax

>he was of such size, so Cordus reports, that men said he was eight-feet, one finger (c. 2.4 metres) in height
How tall was he really?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tall enough that people exaggerrated him to be 8 ft tall. So probably like 6'2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First man to break 6 feet.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maximinus Thrax
    What a absolute CHAD name

  3. 2 years ago
    The Z-man

    I still find it hilarious that his name was literally "the big thracian guy"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s good but not quite as good as Magnus Maximus, literally The Greatest Great.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was a big guy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    smallest thracian

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My ancestor 🙂

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tall, but in Italy, so like 5'9"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tall, but in Italy
      Kek you picked the single least appropriate guy for this joke.
      He literally spent his whole life going back and forth from Germania to Pannonia, never even saw Rome as he was murdered shortly after crossing the italian border in Aquileia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was also incompetent polititian, no wonder he got killed

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish He survived the year of the 6 emperors just to see what shenanigans he would have gotten up to. He was campaigning deep into Germania, I think he had plans to conquer some land from there.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically like 6’3-6’5

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unimaginable absolute MOG
      In all seriousness horses back in the day were smaller and so were human feet, he prolly was slightly smaller than Sam Hyde

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're falling for propaganda. He was meant to be portrayed as some dumb brute that should never be allowed into Rome, seeing as he was barbarian. And he never did.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did his soldiers kill him because they were tired of war if they betrayed Severus Alexander because they thought that Alexander was a coward for avoiding war?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Romans were moronic

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