Teachers like to whine online, and that includes the sex ed ones. At least we imagine they’re hot. But when they’re making fun of their students and we get to see the stupid questions they’re fielding, we have to wonder about the youth of today. Kids are either getting stupider or they’ve started teaching sex ed to 3-year-olds.
How many sperm go in the vagina at a time?
Photo courtesy of u/legendairycockamouse: “I’m a teacher. We had an anonymous question amnesty in Sex Ed today…”
What did breasts ever do for us, any way. Get a job, breasts!
Photo courtesy of teacher u/iheartdna, who collected three years of 9th-graders’ anonymous sex ed questions.
The playcenter
Condoms for GAY
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
Can condom holes help let the STDs out and protect you?
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
You don’t have a right to judge her — she has a job!
No you can’t MacGyver a condom out of a plastic bag, or tarp, or a solar panel
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
What is anal helicopter?
In the event of poop baby
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
Tampon goes in butt or regina?
Photo courtesy of grade 5 teacher u/Brenner1980 who found it in her question box.
Well, does it? Can’t tell if judgmental or sincere
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
You’re going to have to provide more evidence than the labor and the pregnancy itself
Diseases from masturbation
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
At what age will you get the sperm and what is a homo
A sex ed teacher posted this on Reddit with the comment: “So, I taught sex education today to a group of 10 and 11 year old boys and asked them to write down questions they weren’t comfortable with asking in front of the class. What I got was this gem…”
Go get all four of your balls checked immediately, young man
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
Male pregnancy is how the circus freaks get into our world
Photo courtesy of u/iheartdna.
Dude are we old enough for this gross stuff?
Some smart kids for last, via u/the_tylander, who adds, “conversation my 11 y/o daughter found discarded in her sex ed class.”
