no distance, only time
you made that last part up,
there is a line to hand this in
go down the street and tell them the sign is fine
5 months ago
Anonymous
im on a rocket
i got my gun and wienered it
within the gleaming hull
i aerate my skull
no more pain
just floating bits of brain
bouncing about the cabin
and into the mouth of the captain
5 months ago
Anonymous
Roll them bleeding tapings
The Leslie, the Leslie mic is still on
The Leslie mic is still on, apparently
Thank you
Hey, good one, Jim (hey, good one, Jim)
(Next) okay, off we go, lad, take six (I'm still worried about Jim)
Two, three, four
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm not the man they think I am at home
Why do you think he wrote this line?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>they dont know I'm the rocketman
5 months ago
Anonymous
Shuttlewiener amongst the stars
these racqueteering deities
hold court on venus, then on mars
and sometimes near the pleiades
5 months ago
Anonymous
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
She knows
Though I'm passed 100, 000 miles
I'm feeling very still
5 months ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/D4ocFWv.jpg
Give me your best and most moronic space jokes/puns/ ideas
https://i.imgur.com/OcKrYXw.jpg
Roll them bleeding tapings
The Leslie, the Leslie mic is still on
The Leslie mic is still on, apparently
Thank you
Hey, good one, Jim (hey, good one, Jim)
(Next) okay, off we go, lad, take six (I'm still worried about Jim)
Two, three, four
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone
>You will never have a zeitgeist so cool to write about >Every frontier is already discovered and relentless monitored across the arc >You was born in a world without mist and mistery >Most elites think we should rather shrink than expand, if not in their vocal thought, at least in their attitude. Malthusians though and though.
Why live?
5 months ago
Anonymous
*through and through
5 months ago
Anonymous
If you don't write something homoerotic about Uranus you stink.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Shoot for the moon
is what we're told
for even if you miss
you'll drift among the stars so cold
the black void's final kiss
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm cum'min' like a rocket
when feeling gentle touch
don't be afraid, just work it
And you will be surprised
(c) Shakespeare
5 months ago
Anonymous
The final frontier
When seen, it is here
Floating above
Receiving our love
Here beneath the stars
Are they really so far?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
P-P-Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
I sweat when they stuff me in the pressure suits
Bubble helmet, Flash Gordon boots
Nowhere up there in gravity zero (outer...space)
I need to breathe, don't need to be a hero (outer...space)
Are you reading me loud and clear?
Oh!
Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
P-P-Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
I'm six-foot two, and so perhaps you'll
Tell me how to fit into a five foot capsule
I won't be known as man of the century
If I burn up upon reentry
Gotta red-blooded wife with a healthy libido (outer...space)
You'll lose her vote if you make her a widow (outer...space)
And who'll play catch out in the back with our kid?
Oh!
Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Nowhere up there in gravity zero (outer...space) >I need to breathe, don't need to be a hero (outer...space)
kek
5 months ago
Anonymous
There once was a fellow named Bright
Who travelled much faster than light
He went off today
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night
5 months ago
Anonymous
a list of space puns: >(after being struck) i see stars >my wife is vacuuming >i need some space >sorry, i was spacing out >this won't fly >you don't appreciate the gravity of the situation >(at a galactic restaurant) the food is fine, but there's no atmosphere >(after a man blacks out drunk) woah, he sure cratered
5 months ago
Anonymous
>>(at a galactic restaurant) the food is fine, but there's no atmosphere
I could see it in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Space is not real
The israelites are trying to conceal
The truth about our flat Earth
They are hiding the true state of our worth
no distance, only time
you made that last part up,
there is a line to hand this in
go down the street and tell them the sign is fine
im on a rocket
i got my gun and wienered it
within the gleaming hull
i aerate my skull
no more pain
just floating bits of brain
bouncing about the cabin
and into the mouth of the captain
Roll them bleeding tapings
The Leslie, the Leslie mic is still on
The Leslie mic is still on, apparently
Thank you
Hey, good one, Jim (hey, good one, Jim)
(Next) okay, off we go, lad, take six (I'm still worried about Jim)
Two, three, four
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour, 9 a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I'm a rocket man
Rocket man
Burning out his fuse up here alone
>I'm not the man they think I am at home
Why do you think he wrote this line?
>they dont know I'm the rocketman
Shuttlewiener amongst the stars
these racqueteering deities
hold court on venus, then on mars
and sometimes near the pleiades
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
She knows
Though I'm passed 100, 000 miles
I'm feeling very still
>You will never have a zeitgeist so cool to write about
>Every frontier is already discovered and relentless monitored across the arc
>You was born in a world without mist and mistery
>Most elites think we should rather shrink than expand, if not in their vocal thought, at least in their attitude. Malthusians though and though.
Why live?
*through and through
If you don't write something homoerotic about Uranus you stink.
Shoot for the moon
is what we're told
for even if you miss
you'll drift among the stars so cold
the black void's final kiss
I'm cum'min' like a rocket
when feeling gentle touch
don't be afraid, just work it
And you will be surprised
(c) Shakespeare
The final frontier
When seen, it is here
Floating above
Receiving our love
Here beneath the stars
Are they really so far?
Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
P-P-Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
I sweat when they stuff me in the pressure suits
Bubble helmet, Flash Gordon boots
Nowhere up there in gravity zero (outer...space)
I need to breathe, don't need to be a hero (outer...space)
Are you reading me loud and clear?
Oh!
Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
P-P-Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
I'm six-foot two, and so perhaps you'll
Tell me how to fit into a five foot capsule
I won't be known as man of the century
If I burn up upon reentry
Gotta red-blooded wife with a healthy libido (outer...space)
You'll lose her vote if you make her a widow (outer...space)
And who'll play catch out in the back with our kid?
Oh!
Please Mr. Kennedy (Uh oh!)
I don't wanna go (please don't shoot me into outer space)
>Nowhere up there in gravity zero (outer...space)
>I need to breathe, don't need to be a hero (outer...space)
kek
There once was a fellow named Bright
Who travelled much faster than light
He went off today
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night
a list of space puns:
>(after being struck) i see stars
>my wife is vacuuming
>i need some space
>sorry, i was spacing out
>this won't fly
>you don't appreciate the gravity of the situation
>(at a galactic restaurant) the food is fine, but there's no atmosphere
>(after a man blacks out drunk) woah, he sure cratered
>>(at a galactic restaurant) the food is fine, but there's no atmosphere
I could see it in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Space is not real
The israelites are trying to conceal
The truth about our flat Earth
They are hiding the true state of our worth