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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can't they just paint their fans black? i dont want to see an ugly brown gpu in my case

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      brown is kino and you got filtered

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Buy anything other than Black person tier hardware. It really is that simple.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like why don't they use black plastic?

      Their "blackout" editions are just painted black

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a special material in the same family as kevlar. maybe it's possible to dye it though idk. the color scheme is deliberate to be like a desert camo, it's ugly but like back in the day when there were fewer fans to choose from and people were more into overclocking they prioritized performance over looks and if your case isn't windowed your components aren't on display anyway.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Something to do with coloring the plastic or w.e. it is fricks up the molecular structure.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based, exactly how it is.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is silly, since it's not a choice between hangover-shits brown and RGB. They already make "redux" fans in a nice gray color that goes with everything. Why can't they just make all their fans that color?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        based beige enjoyer.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        why is Ayumu Kato there?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it matter what components look like? The point of a case is to hide what's inside

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They do sell black ones...

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would you be able to see your GPU? you don't have one of those cases with a stupid window, do you?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cause they found the optimal polymer for silent fans. Painting it would only add noise. Science and shit.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        correct answer

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a psyop to see if the goyim will voluntarily go out and buy poopy brown fans if shilled by youtube influencers hard enough

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHHAHA It looks like someone had to attached 2nd hand fan because their stock gpu fan broke

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        We already won, so need for this, I use Noctua fans on my R9 290 since a few years already, just replaced the cooler and zip tied two nff12's on it.

        Closed side panels are the best and with sound dampening material it actually reduces noise.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 slots wide? wtf?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      In 2030, GPUs will be a massive block of metal and plastic that takes up literally 50% of case space and requires extra mounting screws to avoid ripping out your PCIe slot

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Glorious BROWN

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like this, but do you think they will fill the whole range or will it just be 3070/3080? Even so, unless it's a reasonable premium (maybe $50-60) over a base model I'd probably pass. I don't usually consider premium gpus worth it in general though.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the VGA port?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      in 2010

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even fit this in a case and still have room to plug in front panel connectors? Seems like more trouble than it's worth instead of buying a 3070 version with better cooling.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow, a fashion accessory that finally matches your purse

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one that likes this graphics card.
    I really like the colors. may not work in many builds but it looks amazing.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >4 slots
    >or more like 5 if you want some space for intake airflow

    Soon we'll need an EATX board just to have a single PCIe slot not blocked by anything

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they just normal Noctua fans held in an Asus enclosure?
    can the fans be taken out when the card is no longer used?

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine caring about what color the plastic inside your case is

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 slots card?

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