Red pill me on Java

> be me
> new to programming
>thinking of learning Java in hopes of landing a job
>am I doing things correctly?

I am an Europoor (Germany) if it matters

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > be you
    > be pajeet
    > learn java to get more rupies
    > become suicidal because of this shit language
    > release your anger by shitting in the street

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I am an Europoor (Germany) if it matters
    lmao sure pajeet

    • 2 years ago
      Burger34

      > be you
      > be pajeet
      > learn java to get more rupies
      > become suicidal because of this shit language
      > release your anger by shitting in the street

      Kek
      Just because I decide to learn Java, I am a pajeet?
      Js is for homosexuals like you and after js, java is the most popular one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        JS and Java are for pajeets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        spoken like a true pajeet
        the accusatory and defensive tone, shitty grammar and poor argument
        every single time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a bit late/early in pajeetland

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also I'm trans if it matters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, well you should use Rust then

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of cool shit can I make with Java besides CRUD app #456289? I'm going to a Java school also.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The needful, you can make the needful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Made me check

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      minecraft, but you really shouldn't make games with java

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well LibGDX and JMonkeyEngine are things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I used jmonkey for a class in college, because I went to a java school, and my professor was a german game dev in the 80s. I wouldn't really recommend it, unless you just really want to use java for some reason. LibGDX would probably be a better choice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Android run on Java? Lots of games on it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can, but the android game development kit uses C++.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Desktop apps and utilities. For example, Freenet and I2P software is written in Java.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only pajeets are able to grasp the true power of java

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Red pill me on Java
    It's a language that you can program shit in.
    >am I doing things correctly?
    You haven't said anything, moron. I'm guessing if you're here asking, you aren't doing things correctly.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Och Aye De Nue - just came for the breasts.
    https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/shannon-singh-love-island-star-from-fife-opens-up-about-time-in-the-villa-ahead-of-final-3354716

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lust provoking image. time wasting question

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that face
      >lust provoking image

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOPE SOLO. SHE HAS NUDES.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    java is the needful

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only plebians care about programming language
    real patricians realize that if you truly understand how programming works you can easily pick any programming language you want in just a few days

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Java is a curse on humanity. A problem pretending to be a solution. A solution looking for a problem.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Java and frick you.
    If you have any decency learn at least something like JacaScript or Python. You will still be a noob, but at least you won't be an Oracle Black person.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's used heavily throughout industry. It's an important language to learn if you want a job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep telling yourself that, cuck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the data, Java is very widely used. You are cutting yourself off a large part of the market by refusing to touch it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing you need to learn is PASCAL

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no man-jawed latina to smother me with her ass
    life is pain

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, a pajeet
    >barely passed the high school, didn't go to college
    >learn c++
    >get an offer from silicon valley because of "diversity hiring"
    >get the h1b visa
    >earn more than my white colleagues
    >shit on white cumskins lol
    (don't get jealous and go on a mass shooting white cumskins. i just did what i do best, shitting on your existence)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here you go
    it's ok, Javascript and Java are best.
    Python and C++ are ok too but jobs aren't as uniform (you may need extra skills, not just programming)
    C# is held up with scotch tape and patchwork by microsoft and unity devs
    other memes like Go, Rust, etc don't even exist in the real world
    PHP may also be a thing, too lazy to redo image

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