~Relationships & Sex~

Thanks to the power of anonymity, people confess the most hilariously cringeworthy and absurd reasons they ever had for doing the sex.

Pack your things and join Tinder.

If you suddenly find you've got the ability to shape-shift or kick ass on the flute, go ahead and use it to procure lots and lots of sex. Everybody else did.

The female organ has approximately the strength of a beefy toddler, double the nerve endings of the head of a penis, and can give multiple orgasms per minute.

#12. You revel in the fact that your life has become a never-ending sleepover

We have asked around and came up with this list of things women wish guys knew when it comes to bedroom affairs.

Age-old inspiration to put chariots of fire in your loins and give your erection a new direction.

Always carry to bed a napkin, and eat plenty of phosphorous. Come get your Civil War era sex education on.

Want to enjoy the salubrious benefits of horse exercise massage? Come on in and let's cure your female hysteria.

Grose's dirty dictionary published in 1785 gives us a peek into sex and the seedy underworld of England's Georgian age.

From 17th century corpse fondling to the tragic experiment that created modern gender theory—and all kinds of weirdness in between.

A guide for people brave or stupid enough to marry a musician/poet/writer/playwright/etc. You will need it.

Science is uncovering the hidden factors that are influencing why you're hugely attracted to one guy and not his gorgeous friend (or vice versa).

Before you lose your cool, read up on these tips for fighting fair—instead of fighting to the death.

More important than getting quality advice is identifying bad advice, and rejecting it before you get slapped—or worse.

“Did I just hear a plop?” Just like with the first fart, this moment is pivotal in determining the next stage of your life as a couple.

Either that or they've started teaching Sex Ed to toddlers.

We trained an AI to ponder life's great questions, such as how to get off even harder.

It's easy to be honest when you’re on the verge of divorce. So we stopped all the BS and got down to the business of making happiness happen.

With a female whistleblower on their side, an army of sex starved Redditors is seeking to expose a horrific plot against their chances with women.

When the other fetishes just aren't doing it any more, there's actual child sacrifice. "Breeding" is perfectly legal—and huge on Reddit.

Get ready to question your manhood.

Ellis Cooper explains how to be a @reply hero and date out of your league on social networks without being a simp or creep.

They pair fictional characters together in romantic relationships and then obsess over that mental image becoming a reality. And there are a lot of them.

Science is once again helping you get laid. These Tinder profile photo hacks are scientifically proven to get more right swipes.

Medically speaking, there's compelling evidence saying you shouldn't remove your hair down there at all.

By definition, your selfie must be publicly shared in order to actually qualify as a selfie—and that's where all the problems start. Read on.

The do's and dont's of Tinder, according to the kinds of people who have sex on camera for money.

Here's why that first date didn’t lead to a second.

In the 21st century, you don’t need to be in the same room as somebody to have sex. Hell, you don’t even need to be in the same state.

From the noblest voices of reason to clever rogues on the run.

Get over the fear and take your relationship to new heights.

We put the best dating experts in a room and distilled the essence into this tome about hacking the Tinder game.

Some people don’t consider it a "real" method of birth control, even though 60% of couples have used it at least once. Prepare to be surprised.

Whether by design or accident, here are the major ways a psychology degree can and will damage or destroy a relationship.

This insight will pay off big the next time you log on. And by that I mean, a better chance of getting laid.