>raped by byzantines >raped by turks >raped by austria-hungary (germans, magyars, poles, czechs, slovaks, slovenes) >raped by croats >raoed by monteBlack folk >raped by albanias >raped by NATO
by byzantines
and they raped them back and took the entire hellenic peninsula
by turks
and kicked them out and cleansed them
by austria-hungary (germans, magyars, poles, czechs, slovaks, slovenes)
which destroyed itself in the process with serbia annexing all their balkan possessions
by croats
german puppet regime doing ethnic cleansing within it's own borders, getting destroyed after the war and comes back under the rule of belgrade for another half a century
by monteBlack folk
oh we got a historylet here
by albanias
NATO hjelp!
by NATO
and still recovered as the most powerful country in it's region, still driving the west mad by existing
by turks >and kicked them out >maybe you kept us as slaves and raped for several centuries, but eventually we fought back!
top kek
didn't read the rest
Not even a Serbophile, but there are many regions that never did successfully fight back, let alone against such a formidable historic enemy >American South against Yankees >Caucuses against Russia >Tibet against China >Kashmir against India
>and still recovered as the most powerful country in it's region
You fricking wish. Even then that's like saying you're the biggest boy in the special ed room.
If your nation could find a way to generate electricity out of Serb seething, you could provide for the world several hundred times over
This. There's two kinds of balkan shitholes. The ones that pussy out and need to call for help to get shit done, (albania, croatia, romania,) and the ones that get shit done on their own (serbia, greece, bulgaria)
>gets shit done >Russia US help me Im being invaded after assasinating another countrys leader >Russia US Britain help me Im being invaded by the Nazis after overthrowing my own government and breaking all agreements with Germany
>Greece
Literally exists thanks to anglos and their hellenoboo obsession.
Yet greeks get all upset and whiney about them for not having their old (illegitimate) anatolian colonies back.
>german puppet regime
no no, not THAT rape, I meant the one with Srpska Krajina >oh we got a historylet here
my bad, let me rephrase:
cucked and wienerblocked from sea access by a fake nation
pulloff of byzantines, turks, and ww1 outcome doesn't mean that serbs magically unraped themselves, damage has been done (and it's obvious) >nato help!
nooooo you cannot just call nato t-that's n-not fair!!!
>what the frick is an "albania"
Albania was founded as a kingdom in 1272 by a member of the Angevin dynasty while conquering large parts of Southern Europe from the Byzantines, who called the locals "Albanoi" (the etymology is a bit unclear, but it wasn't what they called themselves.) >and what the frick is north macedonia
It was just "Macedonia" until they got tired of the Greeks' seething. Y'know, like Alexander's kingdom.
>sigma
>lost territory
>posting false borders
It WILL get smaller
1 hill = 1 nation
>raped by byzantines
>raped by turks
>raped by austria-hungary (germans, magyars, poles, czechs, slovaks, slovenes)
>raped by croats
>raoed by monteBlack folk
>raped by albanias
>raped by NATO
by byzantines
and they raped them back and took the entire hellenic peninsula
by turks
and kicked them out and cleansed them
by austria-hungary (germans, magyars, poles, czechs, slovaks, slovenes)
which destroyed itself in the process with serbia annexing all their balkan possessions
by croats
german puppet regime doing ethnic cleansing within it's own borders, getting destroyed after the war and comes back under the rule of belgrade for another half a century
by monteBlack folk
oh we got a historylet here
by albanias
NATO hjelp!
by NATO
and still recovered as the most powerful country in it's region, still driving the west mad by existing
by turks
>and kicked them out
>maybe you kept us as slaves and raped for several centuries, but eventually we fought back!
top kek
didn't read the rest
not an argument
Not even a Serbophile, but there are many regions that never did successfully fight back, let alone against such a formidable historic enemy
>American South against Yankees
>Caucuses against Russia
>Tibet against China
>Kashmir against India
>and still recovered as the most powerful country in it's region
You fricking wish. Even then that's like saying you're the biggest boy in the special ed room.
If your nation could find a way to generate electricity out of Serb seething, you could provide for the world several hundred times over
>NATO hjelp!
This. There's two kinds of balkan shitholes. The ones that pussy out and need to call for help to get shit done, (albania, croatia, romania,) and the ones that get shit done on their own (serbia, greece, bulgaria)
Serbia strong.
>gets shit done
>Russia US help me Im being invaded after assasinating another countrys leader
>Russia US Britain help me Im being invaded by the Nazis after overthrowing my own government and breaking all agreements with Germany
>Greece
Literally exists thanks to anglos and their hellenoboo obsession.
Yet greeks get all upset and whiney about them for not having their old (illegitimate) anatolian colonies back.
>german puppet regime
no no, not THAT rape, I meant the one with Srpska Krajina
>oh we got a historylet here
my bad, let me rephrase:
cucked and wienerblocked from sea access by a fake nation
pulloff of byzantines, turks, and ww1 outcome doesn't mean that serbs magically unraped themselves, damage has been done (and it's obvious)
>nato help!
nooooo you cannot just call nato t-that's n-not fair!!!
>most powerful country in the region.
Uh, no.
landlocked country says what?
Turkey is the most powerful country in the region.
Turkey is a regional power.
Serbia is Bulgaria tier militarily, ie its shit.
what the frick is an "albania" and what the frick is north macedonia. these arent real countries.
>what the frick is an "albania"
Albania was founded as a kingdom in 1272 by a member of the Angevin dynasty while conquering large parts of Southern Europe from the Byzantines, who called the locals "Albanoi" (the etymology is a bit unclear, but it wasn't what they called themselves.)
>and what the frick is north macedonia
It was just "Macedonia" until they got tired of the Greeks' seething. Y'know, like Alexander's kingdom.
kosovo became an independent country