This world is so boring why couldn’t we be born in a world full of adventure
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This world is so boring why couldnt we be born in a world full of adventure
This world is so boring why couldn’t we be born in a world full of adventure
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I want to go back
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the worlds boring until you eat right and do right for about 10 straight years and then if ur not a moron u get to live
those the breaks, it takes about a generation to come "online"
There's a war in Ukraine right now. Go be a "sell sword".
Go hijack a yacht and become a pirate along the South American coastline. Wander off into the uncharted Congo and learn the secrets of the Dark Continent. Just go to a bar and get into a fricking fist fight.
There's still adventure. The reality of it is that you're too much of a b***h to find any regardless.
>VGH IF ONLY I LIVED DURING THE GOLDEN AGE OF SAIL
No, you'd still be a coward calling sailors suicidal fools.
No that looks awful what am I doing? Trying to appear in Reddits next rely video no thanks senpai I like my lower half still working without having a bomb dropped on my head
>next rely video
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OP is a video game influenced homosexual that thinks the middle ages worked like fantasy games.
That's not fun and actually quite boring. Most of the time you hide in some trenches and at any time you can be killed by a bomb, missile, shell, or bullet. That's mostly pure luck.
Then go to Siberia and help villages with problems. It can be just like your "video games" that you play even though you are an adult.
I have you 3 other alternatives to being a modern soldier.
Medieval wars were mostly camping trips of indeterminate length and route. Plus disease.
>There's a war in Ukraine right now. Go be a "sell sword".
I'm actually friends with a dude who's over there doing this right now. He says it's kinda boring. He's been there since the fighting started and the worst he's been injured is in a minor car crash that happened on base lol
There is plenty of adventure but you can't experience it from inside. Go camping. Talk to a bear. Get accused of stealing even though your innocent because your transient.
I want to join a guild and acquire a party and do magic or take a mission on for some gold and visit a smithy to refine my gear
>I want to join a guild and acquire a party and do magic
guilds still exist, they are just disguised as NGOs, but they are usually satanic so i dont think that magic is worth it.
>visit a smithy to refine my gear
smithing still exists irl, look up on IQfy.
>This world is so boring
The world is literally in the eyes of the beholder. Whether it's boring or a thrilling place of adventure is entirely on your attitude towards it.
Don't dismiss reality for too long, for the awakening might be too rude a wake-up call for you.
Volunteer to fight the Russians in Ukraine
Climb Mount Everest where hundreds of people have died and you have to step over people’s bodies just to reach the summit
Try to make contact with the sentinelese or some Amazon tribe
Go into the deepest depths of the Congo and try to survive
Explore a cave
There is still plenty of adventure in the world. You’re just too pussy to partake in any of it. If this was 1500, you’d probably cower in your European estate while thousands of non pussies go and explore the new world.
Wagner is always hiring, but I think you need some military or law enforcement experience and also speak basic Russian. Alternatively the French foreign legion only requires you to be in shape, they'll teach you everything else.
"May you live in interesting times" is considered an omen, curse, and insult not a complement.
Go outside you cretin
Mate have you ever bushedwalked - and I mean proper bushwalked on crown land - in the middle of the night, still stoned off of the kush you smoked 20 minutes ago? No? Then c**t, you don't know "adventure".
I dunno anon, I also think like that sometimes, but then I remember that there are thousands of new species of animals and plants being discovered every week, that we as sentient beings manage to uncover fundamental laws of the Universe, that we still don't even know how the human brain truly works, etc. Sure, everyday mundanity sucks, but that's why you gotta work through it and save up money, time and experience to go on real adventures. Experiment with new fields, whether it's a hobby or a real educational effort, go explore fricking caves or something, go talk to a wandering monk about philosophy, go juggle dumpsters lit on fire together with some hobos while being on meth. Be creative, seek the thrill and don't let the mundane get to you.
>This world is so boring
Ok but have you tried DMT?