What's your favourite "victory over zogbot army" moment? I'll start with the Battle on the Ice, 1242

What's your favourite "victory over zogbot army" moment?

I'll start with the Battle on the Ice, 1242

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most underrated and underappreciated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Decisive victory
      >11 survivors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the remaining 63 thousands didn't feel confident they could take on them, see

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Decisive victory
          >11 survivors

          >medieval estimates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >300 men beat 1500
      wow..... that's like... less impressive than basically every one of Rogers and Guiscard's battles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's even less impressive because it was all thanks to the terrain.
        >Pelagius and his force retreated deep into the mountains of Asturias,[9] eventually retiring into a narrow valley flanked by mountains, which was easily defensible due to the impossibility of launching a broad-fronted attack.
        >The Asturians shot arrows and stones from the slopes of the mountains, and then, at the climactic moment, Pelagius personally led some of his soldiers out into the valley. They had been hiding in a cave, unseen by the Muslims.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God that is based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God that is based

      At the monument of don pelayo for this victory, there are stubs donned in swastikas, i shit you not

      Most based monument of all time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spanish claimed 300 dudes defeated 187,000 Muslims, slaughtering 124,000 of them
      >turns out to be 1500 at most

      lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't post what happened at the 2nd battle of Dongbala...

      "The Second Battle of Dongola or Siege of Dongola was a military engagement between early Arab forces of the Rashidun Caliphate and the Nubian-Christian forces of the kingdom of Makuria in 652. The battle ended Muslim expansion into Nubia, establishing trade and a historic peace between the Muslim world and a Christian nation. As a result, Makuria was able to grow into a regional power that would dominate Nubia for over the next 500 years."

      "The siege ended in a pitched battle.[7] The casualties incurred by Abdallah's forces were heavy,[6] and Qalidurut did not sue for peace.[1] In the end, Abdallah called off the siege and negotiated a pact (baqt).[2] According to the 9th-century Egyptian historian Ibn 'Abd al-Hakam this was because "he was unable to defeat them". The 10th-century Shiite historian Ahmad al-Kufi, who had no sympathy for the forces of the caliph, had an even stronger opinion: "The Muslims had never [before] suffered a loss like the one they had in Nubia."[7] An Arab poet describing the battle wrote:[8]

      "My eyes ne'er saw another fight like Damqula [Dongola],
      With rushing horses loaded down with coats of mail."

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has to be this one for sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trying to mock someone for backing the winning side? Strange

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >backing the winning side
        >literally Portugal and friends vs 3/4 of the world
        >the mutt can only win when literally extreme odds are in his favor
        >he deems this a kind of owning
        >he lost ot rice farmers at the times this war happened
        You will forever die a golem.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In general mutt "excellence" was always just drowning their enemies in bullshit from the safe confines of their fortress continent

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >In general mutt "excellence" was always just drowning their enemies in bullshit from the safe confines of their fortress continent
            Its proven effective for the US and UK no need to have a hissy fit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          eh most americans would support Portugal against the nigs if they knew about this war

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >vs 3/4 of the world
          >it's just some African rebel groups armed by the soviets and americans
          calm down Pedro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Portugal sends conscripts to die in the jungle ad infinitum until they piss their own army off to the point it overthrows the government
          >during the war portugal transformed itself into a total shithole by sinking all of their resources into it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Portugal, Vietnam and Afghanistan
      Trio of badass

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All the people i dont like are zogbots
    Meanwhile russia is ruled by israeli oligarchs, made antisemitism and holocaust denial illegal and support israel, btw most israelis come from russia
    Why do you think so many of them are blonde and blue eyed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile russia is ruled by israeli oligarchs
      Yes modern Russia, moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >russians
      >blond

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The no current events rule should apply to words made in the last 30 years as well. You say yeet, zog, keyed, frick even Wojack, banned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "ZOG" is older than 30 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ZOG is old, inspired by AOG (armenian occupied government)

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when the guys built up by israeli-American capital for 20 years, and allied to the Soviets with military, trade, and research pacts, and also bitterly jealous Asiatic bugmen who want to ethnically cleanse Asia of Europeans are beaten and thrown back, and the tide finally turns.
    *chef’s kiss*

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting to protect israeli and Muslim traders from the Crusaders
    >against zogbot
    What?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Battle of Sinj
    14 october, 1715
    700 croats against 50000+ ottoman troops
    Its a national holyday to this day
    Theres even a alka each year
    Its celebrated as a miracle of the virgin Mary
    The virgin Mary is basicaly a war god in those parts

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your favourite "victory over zogbot army" moment?
    Battle of France

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's because France surrendered. They didn't even take all of France.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >376K dead French
      >49K dead Germans

      How did the Germans kill so many French people while sustaining so few casualties themselves?

      Stuka dive bombers just moving down defenseless French soldiers or what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Genetics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They group dead, missing and wounded together

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Assad winning the civil war

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The victory of Alba over the Romans in210

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the biggest Just moments in history

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seething 3rd world muslim immigrant, or moron atheist posts? (You) decide

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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