When will India become the biggest tech country? They have a huge potential.
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When will India become the biggest tech country? They have a huge potential.
needs capital
more cash flow
they need to manufacture cheap shit to get the money to expand and invent
Good morning sirs.
Good morning to you anon sir
good morning
they have a good poo-tential
cur manin
Good Morning!
when programming in circulum
potential means nothing when your genetics compels you to shit in the streets and burn women alive
sirs very very godd morning!!!
Soonish. Give it 10 years. Their biggest problem is the massive brain drain. Otherwise they've made all the right calls such as banning several social medias etc to allow domestic alternatives to exist easier. They're living super interesting times right now, every week startups there gets multimillion dollar valuations. They also have the added benefit of Hindu nationalism being the prevalent social current at the moment, so they will not be bogged down by diversity hires, same as Korea. Jai Hind!
>so they will not be bogged down by diversity hires
what race could indians hire that would bog them down? africans i guess?
Chinese too because they would assist CCP
>India doesn't have diversity hires
Unfortunately to tell you we have
who r they?
>They also have the added benefit of Hindu nationalism being the prevalent social current at the moment, so they will not be bogged down by diversity hires, same as Korea.
LOL, read up on affirmative action in India. Shit is madness.
Wait till you hear about reservation system in India
enlighten us
Imagine if the US constitution mandated 50% quotas in all college admissions for blacks. And 50% quotas for blacks in government jobs with cushy pensions. That's basically what India has - except instead of blacks it's low caste gays who have even less IQ than joggers.
> Believing in castes
oh anon I have bad news
not following the caste system is the problem morons
>caste
pajeets will never succeed, btw you are the same genetic profile as a "low caste"
Your own fault to have caste system for thousand of years. Now you're expecting things to change in just decades?
What is it anons?
Can your DNA changes from having caste system?
Cucked baman, crying because muh government jobs
Lol moron is cooming just thinking he will get bobs and vagane; if the country develops. Cope and seethe
(Consumer) software != Tech
I know LULZ is full of larpers and idiots whos exposure to "tech" is only via software development but there is a lot more to tech than this shit. Indians wont catch up in your lufe time they can only do the same as china and focus on a niche and hope its useful in the future.
When they start practicing eugenics.
They have a huge pootential
>they have huge potential
no they dont. no you dont. youre a bunch of fricking morons.
never. youll never be india superpower - india superpower 2021 india superpower fifty pence please!! 50 p please!!!!
Cope seethe and dilate, homosexual.
good morning sir
sirs, do not redeem, do the needful
and posting "good morning sir" is sad and stupid.
you arent going to "make it even worse" by posting with 20 other people - it only did anything because there are millions of indians
posting smug apus about it is so sad, youre literally saying "hehe yeah we act like moronic people and its shitting up the internet worse than we shit up our country and its because we act like some moronic civilization that JUST discovered tech" - its sad because your country is literally built around tech and youre still bad at it
Good morning, homosexual
in LULZ, it's not about taking down the site, no one wants to do that, and we know it's not gonna affect the servers (duh!), its about sending a message, it should've been obvious to you.
I have an Indian colleague who liberally uses "sir" in emails/slack/etc. I'm never sure whether it's an indication of perceived difference in seniority, whether I'm supposed to use "ma'am" in reply, etc. I end up just ignoring it entirely, and so do my other colleagues, but I always wonder if we're being rude in doing so.
What's the deal, Indian anons?
A lot of "Indian" English quirks are just a result of the language being isolated, bastardized and transliterated from Hindi, etc. for over 150 years. Honorifics sound normal in those languages, also in Japanese with san, etc. but it gets really weird really fast in English.
Also gud morneng saars.
I'm not Indian, but I worked in an Indian team for a long time. My colleagues didn't use sir/ma'am as liberally as many Indians do, but this is just a linguistic thing, as
mentioned. They don't expect you to use the same dialect as them, no need to stress over it, you are not being perceived as rude.
Yeah you can compare that to the head bobbing instead of nodding. Some Indians do it, some don't. Probably the same sub-demographic FoBs using sir/madam. I don't care what they write in emails as long as they get the job done.
They have a generational fetish for white colonizers. That is the issue
Good morning
Dear all I say good moerning with no linking!!!
warmest regards and good morning sirs
good morning sirs pls show vagene
hello sir no this is very very dirty. i am going to cut off your lund
Average IQ of 82. Even with their population size their idiots are a drain on their society. They'll never be big like the US or Japan, or even China.
Daily reminder Israel has a sub-90 IQ
"good morning" is something like 12 bytes
if every one of 1.38 billion indians sent it 100x every day that would be 1.656 TB per day
it's like 0.0001% of indias daily internet traffic of 154PB
Good morning sir.
Good morning sir.
Yes, because saying "good morning" is the same as saying good morning to someone, couldn't possibly include any shitty GIFs or other conversation.
good morning sir
good morning sir
You're assuming that the meme app does not add like 5kb of metadata to that message for the sake of datamining you. Don't forget TLS also has its overhead.
India superpower by 2022
Good morning sirs
>Call others Black folk
>It's Black person too
indians are Caucasoid, which can easily and distinctly be separated from Black personoids
Cope and seethe, your people weren't even considered as human by the british empire.
brits weren't even considered human by the romans homosexual. have fun getting ass raped by muhammad
>brits weren't even considered human by the romans homosexual
citation needed
this has to be a larp that girl is too cute to be this based
based
good morning sirs, do the needful.
India Superpower 2020. Namami Gange.
Ma'am I told you to not enter the code!
>another Android street shitter good morning thread
Jannies need to word filter or ban this shit.
>posts a bunch of hijira trannies
nice strawman
>knows what they are
Frick off Rakeesh
Black person howd the frick would you know what they were
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Good evening, sirs
Sunday morning love you
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Monday morning love you
>When will India become the biggest tech country? They have a huge potential.
Wuhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
best laugh I've had in a long time.
They cant even build sewage systems or get running water to villages
discord jeet thread
good morning sirs pls do the sneedful
good morning big sir
Even the Brits, very patient, thinking generationally, couldn’t help them. They will muddle, and claw over each other until feminism dominates and their population crashes.
morning good sir
Sirs good morning!!
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and have a nice day
Good evening sirs
good morning sirs
In Brazil we at least have the decency of saying our Good mornings on the family group, so you can just silence it if you're shunning your loved ones.
good morning kind sirs
this is a good thread sirs
It'll take a while I think. They seem to be equally dominated by FAANG as europe, and if europe with it's relative wealth and experience in creating global tech companies compared to india still can't compete fully (yet, forcing local options through data protection might help kick-start some stuff, who knows) - I'm not sure how india is going to get there.
good morning good sirs
Good morning LULZ!
All the good mornings really do make me happy.
Probably within 20 years. India has its problems, but they embrace education and entrepreneurship with far greater vigour than most nations. Combined with the huge population...
GOOD MORNING SIRS
Why did you steal my mom phone???
good morning sir!
I know this probably is a bait thread but I'll bite & try to answer anyway. While the "potential" might exist, it is completely squandered by the current education system, unless you're graduating from the IITs or another small collection of elite colleges, chances are you won't be employable. When I graduated we didn't have computers in colleges to run code on and had to hand in our code on paper. Most colleges don't bother to call in any good companies in their recruitment events, only body shop IT types that take in anyone who had passing grade and can afford to train them. Going there makes it difficult for you to switch jobs later, so most people in these firms take the GRE & go overseas. The only silver lining is that with widespread internet penetration a lot of the zoomer indians now know about this and are actively grinding hackerrank/LC in a bid to get better jobs.
Guys, this thread is genuinely making me happy.
I get this image in my mind of being among many friendly and polite people who have a positive outlook in life, and it makes me feel more happy than I thought I could feel.
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Good norning!
>When will India become the biggest tech country?
I dunno but we really need to see Indian video games developed with a neo-Bollywood aesthetic.
bollywave
ngl i really digged the mumbai mission in hitman 2
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lodu raat ho rhi hai
is that from skyrim
They speak hindi in skyrim?
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Please all Sirs report in.
>Sir here.
good morning green frog sir
Pajeet
good morning fukken saved
VGH Good Morning
are there any hot and attractive indian women out there? also good morning sirs, do not forget to do the needful
Good morning me bros
good morning bloody b***h sir yes
sirs good morning
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>webm
i dont get it
muslim moronation
isnt that cap hes wearing for israelites
no the israelite hat is smaller
that big one is for muslims
arigatou
my latino grandma does this with all their grandchildren. also a good night one, usually cringey animated gifs
i think is lovely
shouldn't whatsapp be robust enough to support this. not like they need to store everyone of them, since shit has been resent thousands of times
exactly like these
but in spanish. i thought cute grannies all over the world did it
It's just old folks in India too
>>my latino grandma does this with all their grandchildren.
>grandma
>their
"Their" is the preferred pronoun of your latino grandMA?
Yes, my grandma(n) has a wiener.
How could you tell?
not my fault that english is so moronic
why are americans so obsessed with pronouns btw?
it's your fault for letting the moronation spread to you. Somebody who speaks Spanish shouldn't have trouble with English's limited linguistic grammar. Women get 'her', men get 'him'. Don't let twitter over-complicate it and confuse you.
dilate
>says the guy who's adopted a troony corruption of language
that wasnt me but a different anon. got a problem, take it up with them
>got a problem, take it up with them
Did I not?
no sweaty 🙂
oh uhhh well i guess you kinda did. disregard what i said previously
>latino
>not latina
I'd be confused if I had a male grandma too
This is the highest quality thread on LULZ right now.
GOOD MORNING, SIR!!
good evening sirs
good morning sirs
>When will India become the biggest tech country? They have a huge potential.
When most of them don't need to poo on the street?
Some motherfrickers lurked through this thread, painstakingly and precisely clicked on every thread number just to shitpost. Think about that
sir there is method called as copy paste, maybe you are a little bit moronic in the head sir, good morning
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Here you go, sir. Good morning, sir.
Good morning, sir!
If these websites can't scale to handle short, repetitive strings of text being used on a platform that offers sending text to people as a core service, then these websites don't deserve to exist.
good morning big sir
good morning sirs
What the hell is happening?
Hello to you, too, good sir.
the morning is happening my sir, and it is assuredly good!
good morning sir!
Good morning sir. And good morning to these anons who are not even in the thread. It would be a terrible idea if the site had too many cross-thread good mornings.
good morning sir.
Blessed thread
Good day to all of you kind sirs
Good morning
>india is /qa/
It's so much more hellish than I thought.
Good morning based sirs, kindly do the needful please
New day! Time to mess something else up!
Hahaha!
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sir please do the needful. have a good morning
Evening, good sirs
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Good morning sirs, your butiful <3
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God morning sirs
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well they're already the world superpooer...so there's that.
when india figures out if their customer is on the east or the west of greenwich mean time.
@everyone good morning
good morning sir.
good morning sirs from Mumbai
Beautiful morning, sirs.
>ywn receive 1500 good morning messages from your friends, co-workers and extended family every day
Today was not a good morning.
good morning anon
Good morning sirs
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hello all and good morning
sir.. where did you find such unglorified phrasings? I know what you are about, sir
and a good morning to you
good morning sir i am very large and many british women want me
Sirs good morning.
Good morning my good sirs. I hope you have a nice day!
>See nice clean Internet
>POO IN IT
Sir why do you hate us? I just want to say good morning to you.
Good morning!
Dear Sir,
Good morning and how do I become a preferred sir?
Thank you and Good Morning.
Please do the needful.
Sir.. every day I am doing the needful
As we all are doing
And to you sir a good morning
Sirs, this beautiful morning would not be as preferred without you..
>tfw you treat an indian cold call like shit and it turns out they dont work in a scamcenter
football is such a weird sport.
They already are moron.
Who do you think made windows 11?
No idea. What we do know is DURGASOFT made MaOS big sur.
Good morning to all the kind sirs and Thank you sirs these are the most amount (you)s I got in my life and
Good Morning SIr, Please buy Kleros (ticket symbol: PNK) thank you .
If only you knew how good mornings truly are
Good morning!
Now open up cloth to show bobs
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Hello and good morning.
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Good morning sirs, very nice day to us all
pretty gay lad
homie, that's straight af wtf are you on??
looks like i struck a nerve, eh?
No. You're just moronic.
die
dont actually die pls i didnt mean it
it's too late, anon
we crossed the bump limit too and the thread now dies as well. its all over
good morning in here, sirs
no it isn't
you should google the file name, Anon.
I don't look up gay tranime
Someone please make new thread
good morning sirs
thank god this thread finally dies i couldnt handle all these (you)s