Why didn’t the Soviet Union forcibly assimilate all the Slavic nations of Europe into Russia?

Why didn’t the Soviet Union forcibly assimilate all the Slavic nations of Europe into Russia? They are all one homogeneous group so it wouldn’t have been too hard.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they recognized they were different nations. Seems pertinent, no?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They tried to unite slavdom into warsaw (+ guests) but Tito just wouldn't die

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They are all one homogeneous group

    What kind of shitty troll thread is this? We are almost the most culturally heterogenous language group in Europe despite the closeness of our languages. What commonality does a culturally crypto-Muslim, beak-nosed swarthy Serb have with a blonde, blue-eyed Czech whose ancestors spent a millennium within Germany?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Czechs considered Eastern Europeans anyway, given that they were part of the HRE and then Austria-Hungary so long? More generally, Latin alphabet/Roman Catholic Eastern Europe should just count as Western. What do Poland, Croatia, Hungary, etc have in common with freaking Bulgaria or Serbia besides (in some cases) the Slavic ancestry?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hungary is NOT a Slavic nation.
        >Croatia speaks the exact same language as Serbia and has was also under Muslim influence like Serbia, although for a shorter amount of time, so similar Muslim cultural relics exist in Croatia as in Serbia or Bulgaria.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Croatia speaks the exact same language as Serbia
          Since the 19th century, artificially so.

          >Croatia was also under Muslim influence like Serbia
          >so similar Muslim cultural relics exist in Croatia as in Serbia or Bulgaria.
          Wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least half of modern Croatia was never under muslim/turkish rule. Most parts of Croatia that were conquered by the Ottomans are now B&H, hence the boomerang shape.
          In fact most of the "muslim" influence came from former Ottoman parts of Yugoslavia much later in the 19 and 20 century along with the "Serbo-Croatian" language, exception being the Serbian Krajina which had those for centuries longer but that's also due to Habsburgs inviting Serbs to live there.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >IN SOME CASES the Slavic ancestry
          You missed this bit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >so similar Muslim cultural relics exist in Croatia as in Serbia or Bulgaria
          lol lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they were a part of the Eastern Bloc, that's really all there's to it. Czechia is no more Eastern than a good part of Germany, both culturally and geographically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It was not a successful nation-state, unlike France, Germany or Britain, or, in various forms, Russia. In its nineteenth-century manifestation the ‘Monarchy’ was the archetypal Central European state, so it did not fare well as a subject during the Cold War, when there was no Central Europe, only binary ‘Western’ and ‘Eastern’ halves. There is also the consideration that after 1918 it no longer existed, and it is always an extra reach to study something that has no obvious and significant successor, as is the case with the Habsburg Monarchy.

        A preface to a Cambridge textbook on Habsburg Monarchy, i.e. basically the whole thing you're asking (minus some parts of Poland).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Of course they'd know the score in Cambridge. Most view the compromise of 1867 as a weakening of the monarchy, but it can also be seen as a nationalist reorganisation, wherein each the two dominant ethnicities attempted to subsume the minorities on its side of the Leitha. But even us Slovenes who has long been faithful servants to the Austrian Germans, put up a stubborn resistance against the ensuing Germanisation effort, let alone the other, much wilder, less integrated minorities on the Hungarian side.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      beak-nosed swarthy peoples created the civilization though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Serbs are not "swarty"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the division should be between north slavs and south slavs. the east-west slav paradigm is stupid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Czechs hate their fellow Slavs so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're Germans only larping as Slavs due to Habsburg mismanagement.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because slavs are self hating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious bait

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because as Hitler warned everybody about, >muh Comintern.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't possible, and varying levels of autonomy were viewed as the best way to prevent revolts.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They are all one homogeneous group so it wouldn’t have been too hard.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Austria, Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium and Switzerland speak the same language but i don't see them trying to subjugate each other...
    Utterly moronic, pan-slavism was just another shitty excuse for russia to conquer more stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So Anglo-Sino is okay?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just like to say this is a D/C joke website and you should all go outside

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's raining outside.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They are all one homogeneous group

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek, russian really are mongol rapebabies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Polish women I KNEEL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Polish women I KNEEL
        Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some obnoxious LARPer is spamming something about Polish women being really pretty and based, it's very strange

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Like people from Asia, wanted French waifu?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do I get one of these for Croatia?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        run facemorph software.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They are all one homogeneous group

          >face software
          Wow you sure show them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they are all Black folk.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn’t the Soviet Union forcibly assimilate all the Slavic nations of Europe into Russia? They are all one homogeneous group so it wouldn’t have been too hard.
    Putin is trying to annex Ukraine now and thy are fighting back.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it actually would have been difficult and in practice would have lost them the control they had over those nations.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forcibly assimilate all the Slavic nations of Europe into Russia
    What do you mean? We were forced to copycat Soviet union in every aspect. Forced to watch Russian films and television and learning Russian was mandatory.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prussian should speak Baltic German.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tito%E2%80%93Stalin_split

    also, they are far far from a homogeneous group. languages aren't mutually intelligible, different forms of christianity, different alphabets etc.

    pan-slavism was a sort of ideology in the years 1900 or so

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