Why was Göring so fucking fat?

Why was Göring so fricking fat?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good question.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cultivating vril and aryan spirits?

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Opium is a calorie-dense food.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    he ate all the food that was meant to be sent to the concentration camps.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      What a bastard

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally ate the israelites

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    dat booty

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will miss our centaur president

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eating too much

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he ate too much

  9. 3 years ago
    Göring fan

    forced to stay in bed (doctors orders)

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Göring fan

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was just big boned.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone interested in a thorough detailed account of Göring's life should read David Irving's Göring, it even covers some of his transvetisism (such as painting his nails red) as well as his debauchery (Göring dressed in a Toga at his countryside residence Carinhall, where he gets fantastically high and then goes completely naked and swims in the nearby lake in front of all his guests).

    If you are interested in a detailed account of the events that led to him to become fat, do read David Irving's "Göring".

    http://www.fpp.co.uk/books/Goering/Goering_2010.pdf

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Irving

      No thank you stormcuck

    • 3 years ago
      Dirk

      He consumed more calories than he expended

      Very interesting

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >painting his nails red
      >transvetisism
      But it`s not transvestism with all honesty

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Göring dressed in a Toga at his countryside residence Carinhall, where he gets fantastically high and then goes completely naked and swims in the nearby lake in front of all his guests
      Okay...
      > Painted nails red makes you a troony.
      No...

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also, is there something wrong with swimming high and naked?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >David Irving

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he is pretty good historian.
        No one cares your inbred and seething hatred for him, Shlomo.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Problem?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Irving
      when are /misc/tards ever gonna learn

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he gets fantastically high and then goes completely naked and swims in the nearby lake in front of all his guests
      I want to try this myself.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >goring was a troony
      No surprise here

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      The fact that people to this day think he was a fat doofus is paramount to how cunning he was. He never gave a shit about israelites or Germany being the leading power of Europe.

      He was a hedonist who took advantage of his aristocratic resources and war hero status to plant himself in a permanent position of wealth and power. With the Nazis in charge he wouldn't have to worry about socialists getting in the way of his riches. He saw the writing on the wall, joined the nazis and rode that gravy train as long as he could and by the time he died he had experienced enough partying and gaudy rich living that he didn't give a shit because he won. He got his rocks off. Got high and slept on gold piles for years and experienced the pleasures life could give to someone as vain as him. He also had the highest IQ. Playing the fat idiot was just a ruse so the other Nazis wouldn't be paranoid and worry about him and he could frick off and relax in his castle.

      He was the stereotype of the Chad. Fricking stacies, eating whatever, drinking, and doing drubs not giving a damn about the world.

      Meanwhile Bormann was the sweaty autistic virgin constantly brown nosing and slaving away in his office trying to dig up dirt for his delusions of grandeur. And he died with his pants soaked in shit I'm Berlin

      Goering died with his pants down mooning not only the Nazis left alive. But the Allies showing what he thought of their justice and trial.

      To some he can be described as a man's man.
      To others he can be described as a hedonistic narcissist devoid of any Western value of virtue.

      Ironically. He is everything modern america idolizes and everything the Nazis supposedly hated and loathed.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >goes completely naked and swims in the nearby lake in front of all his guests).

      Was that even considered weird at the time?

      Didn't it used to be that swimming naked was the normal and natural thing and swimming with clothes on was something only a blockheaded weirdo would do?

      Or did he actually shock people?

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the high ranking nazis were subhumans in one way or another

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was preparing to fight on the eastern front and needed to be as energy efficient as possible.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats what a healthy aryan is supposed to look like, well fed and strong
    The aryan circulatory system is built to withstand heart attacks. Thats why america is the most aryan nation today

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still thinner than that ugly, obese and alcoholic penguin Churchil.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was shot due to the initial failed attempt to take power by the Nazis party. He barely made it out of the country alive to get proper medical treatment. This resulted in him getting on pain medication and caused him to be addicted to drugs the rest of his life. His body was never the same after recovering and this his physical athleticism went away. Be also was depressed after losing his wife quite young. Both of them had many health problems. He loved food and probably used that to cope.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can anyone compete?

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He clearly stopped giving a shit.

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