When you say biblical times, do you mean during the New Testament? Cause that would mean I would be living during the time of the Roman Empire and I’d like that.
I would live in the New World during Bible times and spend all day hunting turkeys with the bros and all night cooming in fourteen year old tribal pussy.
>feudal Japan
if you are talking about pre-isolation, like during the Shogun book then its the obvious choice. I profess faith in the catholic church and get a ride on a portugese ship straight back to Europe.
If I am forced to be in Japan I would choose the 'biblical times' which is anywhere from 1500 BC - 100 AD but at least I'm on the Mediterranean and can go live in some hellenic colonia and be somewhat civilized
>Bible times
Depends. If we're talking prediluvian Mesopotamia here; I'm gonna' have to go with that one as there would appear to have been very little warfare in the time before a local flood compared to, say, the Akkadian period.
It was more than likely caused by a bolide entering the Earth's atmosphere somewhere in between 3000 and 2800 BCE and impacting the Indian ocean or Persian gulf, resulting in a megatsunami that hit lower Mesopotamia and east Africa. The bolide probably split up and a few pieces remained in orbit for a few centuries.
Not an argument. Prove him wrong.
Have you read anything about the period? He's 100% right. Tokugawa Japan was extremely comfy for pre-industrial standards, probably near the limit.
>trying to sleep with your boney 4'7 wife >the humid 90 degree heat stinks up the house because jap women didnt have pantsu >suddenly your literal paper walls are slashed open >local samurai got a new sword and wants to test it out >beheads you >the end
>trying to sleep with your boney 4'7 wife >the humid 90 degree heat stinks up the house because jap women didnt have pantsu >suddenly your literal paper walls are slashed open >local samurai got a new sword and wants to test it out >beheads you >the end
Have you read Shogun by James Clavell? My knowledge of Japanese history is not very good, so I can't tell to what degree things were as insane as depicted in the book, but I certainly wouldn't mind being Mr. Whiteprotagonist who gets to go on tour and witness it.
Japan even during the period of Sengoku Wars, was relatively ok. Even if you're a peasant the fact that the Warlords are very much interested in your survival and the income you brought meant that you'll be fine. The only b***hy aspect of life is that the Samurai were literally the law. The Japs didn't even practice slavery as per Confucian law.
Meanwhile imagine living in the semitic clusterfrick that is Canaan and as a stinking Hebrew. >Live in a Theocracy with bajillions of stupid laws that priests can stone you to death for. >Can't eat certain foods because HURR IS NOT SANCTIONED BY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Live in Canaan, a vipers nest of warring Semitic cities & petty kingdoms. >Which is also smack in the middle of the Invasion Superhighway where brutal empires use your address as a battleground. >Being in the same region as the Assyrians were.
Biblegays suck.
Biblical times, as long as I get to be a schizo like Ezekiel; tripping balls in the desert, rambling about divine judgement to passerby's in the city like a crazy hobo and then having everything I say written down and treated as esoteric holy scripture for the next 2,500 years
When you say biblical times, do you mean during the New Testament? Cause that would mean I would be living during the time of the Roman Empire and I’d like that.
no i mean you're in charge of getting the lions on the ark
So I'm Noah? I would like to be the sole common ancestor of all humans.
Um I dunno it could be
please think really hard about what kind of comparison you just made, then delete the thread and finally have a nice day
That's a bit harsh on him. Your rudeness is uncalled for.
Ya I was just coming up with a fun would you rather question
If you're talking old testament then Japan easily.
Post Bronze age was a brutal hellscape
Nah. Still sounds exciting. Assyrians, Scythians, Egyptians, Medes, Babylonians etc
When exactly? I want to see the Assyrian empire and Babylon.
>I want to see the Assyrian empire
No, you don't.
I mean like camels and prophets vs samurais and geishas and stuff the question wasn't very hard
But ancient Middle East is clearly superior to feudal Japan
I would live in the New World during Bible times and spend all day hunting turkeys with the bros and all night cooming in fourteen year old tribal pussy.
Ewww
>t. jealous used up 15 year old hag
Based and heya hoya pilled
Biblical. I wanna be an ancient Hebrew grug getting in all sorts of trouble.
>feudal Japan
if you are talking about pre-isolation, like during the Shogun book then its the obvious choice. I profess faith in the catholic church and get a ride on a portugese ship straight back to Europe.
If I am forced to be in Japan I would choose the 'biblical times' which is anywhere from 1500 BC - 100 AD but at least I'm on the Mediterranean and can go live in some hellenic colonia and be somewhat civilized
>Bible times
Depends. If we're talking prediluvian Mesopotamia here; I'm gonna' have to go with that one as there would appear to have been very little warfare in the time before a local flood compared to, say, the Akkadian period.
>local flood cuck
Cringe
It was more than likely caused by a bolide entering the Earth's atmosphere somewhere in between 3000 and 2800 BCE and impacting the Indian ocean or Persian gulf, resulting in a megatsunami that hit lower Mesopotamia and east Africa. The bolide probably split up and a few pieces remained in orbit for a few centuries.
Isolated Tokugawa Shogunate-era Japan was probably the comfiest pre-modern place on earth for non-rich people.
moron
Name another place in the pre-industrial world that was better for a commoner or peasant to live.
Almost anywhere in Europe. Middle East before Mongol invasions
not true
it was
Not an argument. Prove him wrong.
Have you read anything about the period? He's 100% right. Tokugawa Japan was extremely comfy for pre-industrial standards, probably near the limit.
>trying to sleep with your boney 4'7 wife
>the humid 90 degree heat stinks up the house because jap women didnt have pantsu
>suddenly your literal paper walls are slashed open
>local samurai got a new sword and wants to test it out
>beheads you
>the end
Decisive honor victory.
Have you read Shogun by James Clavell? My knowledge of Japanese history is not very good, so I can't tell to what degree things were as insane as depicted in the book, but I certainly wouldn't mind being Mr. Whiteprotagonist who gets to go on tour and witness it.
Japan even during the period of Sengoku Wars, was relatively ok. Even if you're a peasant the fact that the Warlords are very much interested in your survival and the income you brought meant that you'll be fine. The only b***hy aspect of life is that the Samurai were literally the law. The Japs didn't even practice slavery as per Confucian law.
Meanwhile imagine living in the semitic clusterfrick that is Canaan and as a stinking Hebrew.
>Live in a Theocracy with bajillions of stupid laws that priests can stone you to death for.
>Can't eat certain foods because HURR IS NOT SANCTIONED BY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Live in Canaan, a vipers nest of warring Semitic cities & petty kingdoms.
>Which is also smack in the middle of the Invasion Superhighway where brutal empires use your address as a battleground.
>Being in the same region as the Assyrians were.
Biblegays suck.
Biblical times, as long as I get to be a schizo like Ezekiel; tripping balls in the desert, rambling about divine judgement to passerby's in the city like a crazy hobo and then having everything I say written down and treated as esoteric holy scripture for the next 2,500 years
Ya I would like to be a princess or something