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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thats...illegal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's illegal to fire someone for not showing up to work

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Firing someone isn't illegal.
        Assuming they resigned is, because the set of protections offered to you by law and other jurisdictions are different
        It is very much illegal to pretend someone resigned when you meant to actually fire them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          obviously he's exaggerating but the gist is "show up to work or you're done". Even in my overregulated worker-centric europoor shithole, not showing up on 2 consecutive workdays is grounds for legal disciplinary termination

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go suck Lindners wiener then homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            literally who

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Il n'a pas le droit de grève
            mdr

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how's being beaten up by muslims feels like

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Assuming they resigned is
          You actually think he's being serious? Do you have the 'tism?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine losing a cushy office job at Tesla because you think working from home is some kind of human right now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >cushy office job at Tesla
            seems we got a joker over here, lads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a based Chad

      Companies are not your friends you either comply or find another job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice reddit spacing you Black person homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't go to work.
      >Get fired

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are...mentally ill

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's... BASED.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At what point does obsessing over elon musk become unhealthy?
    like no one cares if other companies demand working in offices, but if the words come out of elons mouth its important for everyone in society.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody got so used to blaming a single person for all of their problems that they need a replacement after that person went away. Elon is Trump. After Elon stops mattering they'll find somebody else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elon's been reddit's Hitler for few years now.
      He's now become the Democrat's Hitler now.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >got new job
    >80% salary increase
    >fully remote
    Frick back to office trannies, I won bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Larp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dilate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sneed

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elon is an idiot
    I blame the weed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >richest man in the world
      >idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't do drug's kids

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Drug can't have kids

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >should be all about the future trends, new technology, moving forward into more sustainable practices
    >instead acts like a completely moronic MAGA boomer making its workers wageslave 24/7 in a cubicle
    Yeah frick that (white) Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>should be all about the future trends, new technology, moving forward into more sustainable practices

      >basically the only billionaire actively trying to create sustainable change and shape the future, rather than just lobbying
      >has brought electric cars into the center mainstream dialogue, focused on creating charging stations everywhere to pave the road for other companies to eventually use
      >spending millions on research to try and create new methods of space travel and more sustainable mass transit in populated areas
      What are these "future trends" he's ignoring? Unsustainable work conditions which allow everyone to skip whenever they want and do no work?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Unsustainable
        How are they unsustainable?
        >allow everyone to skip whenever they want and do no work?
        Meetings aren't work. Production and efficiency has actually gone up for most people WFH, they do the required work and don't spend half their day in a meeting room just because the boss wants to look at them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This. The push against WFH is from useless middle management foids/boomers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            aw look at the wagie seethe

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be a hoot if no one shows up tomorrow. Ha!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be a Tesla competitor
    >arrange for some gigantic tanker truck to go sideways on the road leading to the Tesla office in the morning
    >now noone can get to the office in time unless they get out of their car and sprint the rest of the way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >musk gets sick and doesn't show up to office for a few days
      >Tesla goes to the highest bidder

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        elon on sewerslide watch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Musk probably hasn’t spent 40 hours in a single week at Tesla for years.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf I love Elon now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Trannies can't hate Musk. The mad lad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The easiest way to achieve perfect equality is to treat everyone like shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone isn't a commie tho.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, tough luck buddies. This isn’t some rich fancy country like Canada or the EU. America doesn’t have the infrastructure to support WFH. Many people who do barely get by. Infrastructure here would take decades to make WFH possible. Americans are old fashioned and require face-to-face communication. Imagine if we made people in Africa or Slovakia or Mongolia work from home. It wouldn’t work. Well, same here. Want technology and “the future”? It ain’t here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      weird, all ITgays and even some people from other areas i know ended working from home in the last 2 years.
      t. third world shitter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >working
        implying. sine cura

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    waggie waggie, get in the caggie

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like its a good time to use that company discount to buy a nice Tesla™

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My workplace is switching back to on premise. I've already secured a new WFH job and quit my old job.

    I am so not dealing with stupid work lunch with coworkers again where the food is too expensive, everyone only talks about work and it so isn't a break at all. Also I've always slacked off at work all the time, it's way better at home.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I want to be in the office for another pride month

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >don't go to work
    >get fired
    >have companies clamoring to hire me for higher pay and fully remote
    dang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>have companies clamoring to hire me for higher pay and fully remote
      >in the bursting tech bubble

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >office
    Of course it had to be the white collar douchebags.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no one shows up
    >everyone fired
    Elon: it’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 hu ho y muh big brains aren't cooming to my coooommmmpany anymoooooore
    get fricked moron, the first-world is moving to wfh, deal with it, fricking third-worlder slave owner are so out of touch it's laughable...
    I can't wait for diabetusland to disappear from the map, their leaf neighbor will claim their land it will be golden, I'll be sitting at my ultra-comfy high-tech home office in the country side with a 8/1Gbps internet connexion watching this on my third screen while I comple software for one of the biggest aerospace company in the world...
    if you're mutt and haven't left the country yet, you're a fricking fool, leave while you can, there is nothing left in your country, not even basic human rights

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, sending my resume right now. I love working long hours for low pay. But here the boss also thinks I’ll be doing no work unless he can breath over my neck in a open office. I love being degraded. My wiener gets hard just thinking about it!

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the German unions are thinking of that. lmao
    This is gonna be gud.

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