You DO decorate your profiles with furry and LGBTQ shit to make yourself more appealing to capitalism's recruiters, right?

https://imgur.com/a/sXF2rfN

you DO decorate your github profile to make yourself more appealing to recruiters RIGHT?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You mean you DON'T put language skill-bars on your github profile or resume???

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >well of coursu anonu

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's a dude right?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Instantly know it's a guy
      Thank you evolution for providing me this finely tuned detector

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a israelite too

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      [...]

      I'd like my github profile to ward off recruiters tho

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell anymore

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    God i left linkedin because i got tired of the homosexualary of people and now this, frick whoever these trannies and everyone who is involved in such bs.
    I will start hosting my codes on my own machine at this point, frick this.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what I do. So long as you know your way around programming and software engineering, you don't need repositories like Git.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Not using git locally, or any SVN.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    are those bullshit ears an addon for headphones or do they see headphones like that

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont use ~~*github*~~

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    of course

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i typically regard as anyone who has shit plastered all over their github profile as a poser and a moron

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playstation
    every time

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >touhou avatar on linked in

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      actually based

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      "Carolyn" is the opposite of petite

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    uggo 3d stupid prostitute seeking attention, you are officially deprecated

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    My god, she's so beatiful

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      >beautiful
      lmfao keep dreaming troony

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        for troony standards he's on the higher end of the spectrum

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          this

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the male facial structure really shines through
    also whats with the extremely exaggerated gestures and body language

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Next time I look for a job I will grow an afro first and put a troony flag, yes. Problem is I'm balding... is that bonus points though?

    as a nigerian

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of these people would look fine if they lost 100lbs and actually waited until a year into their HRT to start gloating around and claiming to be female, they can get fat after getting on HRT, their fat will redistribute in a feminine way.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >me

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      trannies take finasteride to reverse hair loss
      unfortunately it also causes erectile dysfunction in many cases but they don't care about that obviously

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is this plz I need to know for certain reasons

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    recruiters are parasites

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      i too hate canadians

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decorate your github profile
    I decorate it with meaningful commits instead of fricking around with stupid stuff.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

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