I am bored to death and want to program something.
Give me your ideas (really anything, but preferably projects implementable with web-technologies), if it is useful and sounds fun I program it for you
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It'd be an app for your phone with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.
how did you type that within 1 minute?
I didn't, I went and copy pasted it from my app idea folder
It's a pasta you dip
it's the seychelles bot again
it should link with a smart device worn on the penis: a mercury penile circumference penometer to automatically record penile circumference at all time. the app would be monetized by partnering with advertisers and selling anonymized penocircumferential data to provide data to advertisers wishing to measure the arousal produced by their advertisements and gain valuable insight into the interests and habits of penis-endowed consumers.
>penometer
>penocircumferential
kek
app for administering a penis size contest
participation will be mandatory for all IQfy users
the smallest 10% will be banned every week
So in 10 weeks, everyone would be banned?
Average IQfy user not understanding how fractions and percentages work
Imagine being so stupid
Make an extensible mod for minecraft that implements the rules of the 5e SRD into the gameworld in a way that people can add their own spells, classes and abilities.
I will not waste my time by making game-mods. Game devs are the greatest morons. wasting their time and high intellect for fricking video games, instead of making something that is useful to society
So I've sat here for awhile and I've arrived at nothing. Maybe I just lack imagination, but I feel like most things that we can program and set up as a one-person dev team that provide true utility have been thought of, programmed, released, adopted, extended and resold to us for a profit by someone else...
For your own benefit, you might see if you can write a program that uses AI and web technologies to scrape social media and dating profiles to try and predict which women are into small penises and dad bods...
Wtf is wrong with that thing's face?
it's a troony, look at the pose trying to hide the fridge build
Wow anon, I bet you know a lot about the faces and bodies of trans women.
you must be severely autistic if you can't pick up on obvious traits and photography tricks
Then you must photograph trans women often, I like a man with taste.
like a said - anyone with functioning brain can tell, you're not fooling anyone
Correct, functioning brains photograph trans women often. I'm glad we agree.
in this context
Why, are those a trans woman's shoes? I can't tell, you're the expert on trans woman feet.
>haha you would knoooow
you got me there for the 3rd time in a row
how will I ever recover?
Recover from what? It's obvious from your posting style what kind of photos you look at all the bloody time.
>eva veil
Not a troony, does porn though.
lol I bet you feel dumb now, mumbling having a functioning brain cell, when my functioning brain cell did a simple reverse image search
>inb4 I was pretending to be moronic and you have to be moronic if you truly thought that was a trans person
Heard it all before, anon, just live up to failing to bullshit and move on.
Have you ever created a machine learning model?
yes I know quite a lot about ML, do you have any ideas?
I haven't had the bandwidth for it myself, but you could create your own weather observation/prediction station. You could measure humidity, temperature, wind speed, wind direction, light level (cloud cover) and more, then use that information while you mark whether it rained or not that day. Essentially, creating a labeled dataset. And then you could create a ML model that looks at:
>whether it *is* raining or not
>whether it *will* rain or not, tomorrow
>whether it *will* rain or not, in three days
>whether it *will* rain or not, in one week
And with a decent enough model, you could *deploy* the model to accept data from your weather observation station and make predictions / show probabilities for the greentexted predictions above. You could even go further to set up your own alerting system (email you with incoming-weather alerts, display chances/predictions to an analog/digital display, etc).
I was considering doing the above, and also trying to convince my friends to allow me to put little weather observation stations where they live. The goal would be to create a network of observation stations that can collectively observe and predict weather changes.
you mean like weather.com?
Where in weather.com do you create your own weather observation station, ML models, data pipeline, and alerting system?
>neural networks for weather prediction
it fails when the system is inherently unstable
I'm not talking about neural networks... a simple classification model ("LABELED DATASET", HINT HINT) is much more appropriate. I recommend you put your foot in your mouth before you talk about machine learning, you'll seem smarter...
A program that takes a number of images and outputs images that match their characteristics.
Useful for artists, who would use it for generating images from a mood board or something, to use as a starting point for their actual art.
>art
>useful
Learn to read
>artists
>useful
Learn to read
make a rigger for ue4 skeleton, the rigger must work with boneless 3d meshes maybe in obj format
i need DE like LXDE but more popular and with all that zoomer stuff thats built in GNOME(but without RAM consumption of gnome),also it must support all historical LXDE features . It must be popular and must have big user base already so bugs are removed quickly and/or plethora of solutions already in net. It must have official discord channel incorporated in its official irc channel.
pls give reasonable estimates on when it could be done so you can organize yourself and no deadlines can be missed
fix the gtk filepicker
Which tech?
anything, preferably web-technologies. read the post Black person
Web is big, moron. Build site monitoring program.
Should do the following:
1. Poll URL and generate diff from previous version
2. Diff algorithm should be configurable, user should be able to add them as plugins. For starters simple HTML text diff is enough.
3. GUI should be able to show diff to user. Extra points if diff can generate abbreviated version, implementation may be site-specific.
4. GUI should be able to show worldmap, mapping URL to location. Any URL->Location mapping method will do.
5. Program should be able to use URL-specific connection settings, proxy should be enough. Extra points for ovpn/wireguard/whatever
6. Generate pdf with diff per time period.
7. Tech stack - elixir, phoenix (live updates on map with channels), DB - any kind, content storage on S3 (minio). Frontend - your choice.
You asked - I delivered.
A C header containing astrophysics formula OR a scientific calculator written in your language of choice
troony or just an ugly woman?
what's the difference
one's an ugly man, the other's an ugly woman
but that's wrong, both are women
False
not false
but its actually female vs female
>but its actually female vs female
>actually female
>vs fe(male)
ok troony
ugly male vs ugly female
Trannies don't have soft breasts. They have hard silicone ones that are very easy to recognize. They can try to pretend to be female all they want, but they will never have a female body.
OP's picrel isn't a troony, also no, trannies just take progesterone because that's cheaper and actually grows their breasts.
A pointy manboob does not look at all like a female boob.
Yes, the OP girl is a real girl, that was my point.
How can you tell hers are soft just from the photo? Especially as they're covered up.
She is not a troony. Google Eva Veil.
A new implementation of cxref.
https://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/utilities/cxref.html
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Implement kmeans, it's pretty easy but gives cool results.
Too much math
Just play with wooden blocks then moron.
Macro program for linux that can parse .ahk files.
>I am bored to death and want to program something
Neural network that can detect troons.
Bonus points if it's a userscript that can automatically post on the chon
That's actually a great idea. Problem is that I have to fetch > 50.000 images of women and troons from the web. If anyone finds out about me having 50.000 images of troons on my PC I would kill myself on the spot
your own version of plex/jellyfin, currently doing this myself and its been a lot of fun so far. plus its fun to use something youve made yourself that is actually useful