You wake up deep in Europe circa 1200 BC, use your language skills to get to civilization
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You wake up deep in Europe circa 1200 BC, use your language skills to get to civilization
I have studied Proto-Germanic, but that is not yet spoken and not in this area. However, we should be fairly close to Proto-Celtic which would be present here, and I can probably use my knowledge of ancient Indo-European to work it out very quickly. "Civilization" at this point is in Iraq, which is gonna be a while. Can I just settle down here instead maybe?
I speak English, French, Polish...maybe I could speak if I use words from all 3 cause the further you go back the more similar the languages become in Europe
I might see if I can hire a translator since I know Europes geography well I can take the Rhine then Danube
My dream, visiting a Europe undiluted by foreign influence
How's it going Varg?
>1200 BC
You're too late. Old Europe has already been destroyed by Asiatic invaders called Indo-Europeans
"Old Europe" was Neolithic farmers from Anatolia, the first nuropean immigrants.
What are you chuds implying? That 'old' europe was a bunch of people that just came out of the european ether like elves walking out of the elven woods to bless the dirty chimps of africa with their superior being?
Because you guys keep working further and further back like you're trying to say that europeans are a complete other species than homosexual sapiens.
>Indo-Europeans
>Asiatic invaders
they were from Europe
That's been deboonked
>That's been deboonked
No it hasn't. Their genetic profile formed in Europe.
They literally formed from invaders from anatolia and their language came from turkey.
This paper told nothing new but I do agree with their take on Yamnaya>Greek without other migration. Also IE came from Europe, oldest swastikas are from Europe, more than 10k years old.
Ooga booga. Where da white women at?
öga bööga, where the WHG/ EHG women at?
The only languages that I could possibly learn in the modern day in a real manner that would be useful for this time period would be Egyptian, Hittite or Ancient Aramaic.
>1200 BC
literally 10 years from the bronze age collapse, there is still time to follow trade routes, I'd become some proto-Celtic Chad warrior's close friend as he guards donkeys carrying tin to the Mediterranean, then board some Mycenaean merchant vessel and befriend the captain, passing the days working out with him on deck and helping to oil him, eventually we would reach the Eastern Mediterranean and finally Egypt, civilization
>I'd become some proto-Celtic Chad warrior's close friend as he guards donkeys carrying tin to the Mediterranean
no you wouldn't, you would die a miserable death
well what's the point of this thread if everyone is instantly killed by a barbarian horde
I act like a stereotypical American and tell them they should all speak American English. Then I either get sacrificed or I die of some disease that has never been a problem in my lifetime.
Define deep in Europe
Huge cope, civilization was in europe the entire time. I cant speak the language there because it is some primordial relative of Celto-Italic or Lusitanian. I die because muh bacteria.