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What went so terribly wrong?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arianism.
    Not even once.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they believe that organ transfers are a form of cannibalism

    they redefine cannibalism to stop meaning 'eating another person' to 'taking another person into your body so that you can survive longer' and then say that therefore organ transplants are a form of cannibalism, albeit an allowed form, unlike actual cannibalism.

    they also therefore must think that getting a rectal exam for prostate cancer or visiting a gynaecologist is cannibalistic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fake and gay, their justification is that blood is impure, therefore taking someone elses blood makes you filthy
      >t. grew up a jw unfortunately

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fake and gay
        JWs claim their changes in doctrine are always progressive and bever regressive, here is counter evidence

        >"The question of placing one's body or parts of one's body at the disposal of men of science or doctors at one's death for purposes of scientific experimentation or replacement in others is frowned upon by certain religious bodies. However, it does not seem that any Scriptural principle or law is involved. It therefore is something that each individual must decide for himself." Watchtower 1961 Aug 1 p.480 Questions from Readers

        1961: organ transfers are fine

        >"Sustaining one's life by means of the body or part of the body of another human ... would be cannibalism, a practice abhorrent to all civilized people. ...Jehovah God did not grant permission for humans to try to perpetuate their lives by cannibalistically taking into their bodies human flesh, whether chewed or in the form of whole organs or body parts taken from others." Watchtower 1967 Nov 15 pp.702-704

        1967: accepting organ donations is not fine

        >the stand of the Christian witnesses of Jehovah—that such [organ] transplants are in effect a form of cannibalism “Keep Abstaining from . . . Blood” Awake!—1972

        1972 still not ok!

        >"There is no Biblical command pointedly forbidding the taking in of other human tissue ... It is a matter for personal decision..." Watchtower 1980 Mar 15 p 31:

        1980: accepting organ donation is fine again

        Lara the JW schizo stil believes that cannibalism = organ transfer though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >1961: organ transfers are fine
          >>"Sustaining one's life by means of the body or part of the body of another human ... would be cannibalism, a practice abhorrent to all civilized people. ...Jehovah God did not grant permission for humans to try to perpetuate their lives by cannibalistically taking into their bodies human flesh, whether chewed or in the form of whole organs or body parts taken from others." Watchtower 1967 Nov 15 pp.702-704
          >1967: accepting organ donations is not fine
          >>the stand of the Christian witnesses of Jehovah—that such [organ] transplants are in effect a form of cannibalism “Keep Abstaining from . . . Blood” Awake!—1972
          >1972 still not ok!
          >>"There is no Biblical command pointedly forbidding the taking in of other human tissue ... It is a matter for personal decision..." Watchtower 1980 Mar 15 p 31:
          >1980: accepting organ donation is fine again
          so which one(s) were Satan?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you agree with satan's opinion?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            which one?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That organ transfer is a form of cannibalism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kek that's worse than Mormons and the "God spoke to me and said that actually we were kinda wrong about polygamy the whole time" thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure you eat Christ's flesh during the Mass anyway

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They pass the wine and bread around but never consume it, they reject it. Because they believe it's reserved only the 144,000 anointed and their Governing Body leaders.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just looked this up and it's real. Demonic as frick.
          >Most assuredly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink His blood, you have no life in you.
          I guess JWs don't mind being denied eternal life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They claim they will get eternal life on Paradise Earth, while only the 144,000 will get the based life up in Heaven. Cus some people are just born better than other people and chosen by God.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean the verse doesn't say 'you will only have life on earth rather than heaven', it says 'you have no life in you', but to each their own I suppose.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Cus some people are just born better than other people and chosen by God.
            well, jws share this view with hardcore calvinists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never thought about it but it is, i'm fricking tired but the purpose is different

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So many children….

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IQfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the religious schizos on this board beat a JW schizo in an argument or something, and now they're crowing that they just defeated the entire millions-strong religious movement. IQfy bullshit, basically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasnt even mucn of an arguement. The JW clearly had no knowledge of christian history or theology beyound what his cult masters told him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >millions-strong religious movement
          when it comes to religious movements, millions are a fart in a hurricane. falun dafa gained ten times the followers of jw in one-third of the time while being persecuted by the chinese state.

          [...]
          We had a 27 hour thread yesterday that the JWanon was active for at least 22 hours in and a lot of people took turns to ensure a relentless barrage of argument the JW simply could not keep up with, even with all the jw.org flowchart instructions. The organ transplant cannibalism stuff was simply the coup-de-grace.

          So I was right, IQfy bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >millions-strong religious movement
        when it comes to religious movements, millions are a fart in a hurricane. falun dafa gained ten times the followers of jw in one-third of the time while being persecuted by the chinese state.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What happened?

        We had a 27 hour thread yesterday that the JWanon was active for at least 22 hours in and a lot of people took turns to ensure a relentless barrage of argument the JW simply could not keep up with, even with all the jw.org flowchart instructions. The organ transplant cannibalism stuff was simply the coup-de-grace.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, archive link?
          Kind of hard to feel sympathy when they are literal shills.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is it finally over? Is JWanon gone for good this time?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            None of this happened

            >

            [...]

            OP is pissy because he lost

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Where's the part where OP lost?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw OP posted 5 times in that thread and none of them were arguing with Larry
            27 hour megacopefest

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, well okay then.
            JW still got owned though

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fricked from the beginngkn

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Much like any other American Christian sect, it was gay and moronic in the beginning and this hasn't changed.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The world should have followed Hitlers example and killed them all

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do JWs really believe the Archangel Michael is Jesus ???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Jesus just forgot to mention it, which confused all Christians for 2000 years.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing at all, really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mad as frick that he has been repeatedly blown up by JWanon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JWanon samegayging like there's no tomorrow.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        JWs dont' curse

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JW won
    satanic denominations lost
    deal with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can JWs win and lose at the same time?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's a metaphorical win, i.e. not real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you win and lose at the same time?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LARA IS AN ALIEN
    SHE ONLY HAS FOUR FINGERS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >man hands
      >cargo shorts
      >a remote control to a satanic television
      >eating on the sofa
      what's really going on here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He

      I feel kind of sorry tbh

      Nah, it's better for his sake. Unless he's the real deal and moronic, he will break and leave the cult.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel kind of sorry tbh

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paulianity is moronic. Some substrains of it are more moronic than others.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RIP JWs

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how does anyone fall for this shit is wonder in itself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They discourage their members from pursuing higher education and they are only suppoesd to use their own self-generated material. That's why JWanon is always linking to JW.org. Not because it's the best resource, but because he's not allowed to use anything else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never underestimate people's desperation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of purpose.
      It's something atheists can fall into as well, for example look at the vapid consumerist types. Humans need something to revolve their lives around. At least we can choose what this something is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mind = broken posts do not apply

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    israelite hoe va

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This religion ruins lives. I can't help but feel angry about being undermined in my youth and still feel like an outsider.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My grandmother's a JH witness and I help set up her video calls with them. Always feel uncomfortable when there's children on them dressed like Young Sheldon and the adults are talking about how giants were real and the Israelites fought them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >how giants were real
        they were
        >and the Israelites fought them.
        they didn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        almost the same thing with my grandma, can't stand to hear the same shit, over and over and over and over again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        almost the same thing with my grandma, can't stand to hear the same shit, over and over and over and over again.

        they want everlasting life. thats all there is to it. dont crush their hope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jehovahs witnesses literally teach that you never have to die or experience death if u join their religion. because Armageddon will happen soon and youll live on paradise on earth

          This is of course really appealing to old people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I read one of their watchtower magazines. They do explicitly say you might miss Armageddon, but if you do you are probably eventually brought back to life in a tangible body on earth.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come on, Patrick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jwanon porn comic edit when

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >png
    israelite.ORG? what?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what went so terribly wrong?
    they murdered the original text
    >Job 6:6
    > Will tasteless things be eaten without salt, Or is there any taste in the slimy juice of marshmallow?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know they don't just make a religion board so we can finally banish these spastics once and for all. They do nothing but constantly shit up the place with their continued proselytising.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ... and presumably take away space from oh so intelligent threads which now aren't made?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is Lara gone?
    Who am I suppose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon was killed mid-sentence. RIP in peace fellow anon.

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