Hi, IQfy. I made a website.
https://4voiced.funmaker.moe/
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Hi, IQfy. I made a website.
https://4voiced.funmaker.moe/
It lets you see and hear posts as they are posted in real time. r8 h8 masturb8
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Holy shit lmao this is frickin cool
Does it even work for you? What browser?
When I tested it on mobile brave the voice was super glitchy and mobile firefox just hanged.
I use ungoogled chromium build from 2022
why 2022?
It's the last build
Dude what
I don't think the server has enough listeners for all of us.
It's fine, /all/ is just clogging up IQfy API limits if it was resumed after a long pause. I could low the priority of boards that do not have any active listeners besides /all/.
samegay
Kek
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
kek
heh, that's pretty good OP
Got malware now, thanks.
all JS is malware. it's just part of life, bud
https://www.virustotal.com/gui/url/02c0697ad7079b23d715f75b78903cf30a27669257b1b948581392f72cb39acd
fug u
rootkit was installed silently. Reformat asap
test nagger
Use xtts2 instead of this Garbo tts
Donate a GPU for my server and I will do it.
seems like a frickload of delay
Depends on the speed of the board, faster boards will get less delay. Also
, look at stats.
pretty cool op
*up votes*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE VOICES
/trash/ is the best board to listen to
/trash/ is the best board on IQfy
Cool project
/b/ and /misc/ are fricking schizophrenia simulators KEK
Anon this is fricking insane. Insane as in uber cool. is it opan source or? I'm wondering how do you fetch the posts?
Link is on the page.
>I'm wondering how do you fetch the posts?
I repeatably fetch first page of each board using IQfy api: https://github.com/IQfy/IQfy-API/blob/master/pages/Indexes.md
I remember the newest seen post id and collect all the new ones that show on the first page. I also estimate an average frequency of post for each board and use it to enqueue them for future updates. IQfy api has limit of one post per second so I use that to prioritize faster boards to decrease likelihood of missing a post.
CSS 3D transforms are pretty cool. 3D spatial panning is also something I have learned about while making this project.
>Link is on the page.
Well Great Job anon, it's a pretty fun concept! I like it.
epic. also needs to add a small icon of OP post so the reply can be found easily
>it has a github link on the page
>moron on IQfy can't find it
this board has gotten worse
>T. Phonegay
its so strange how theres so many mentions of /misc/ on IQfy
because the mods are banning gamergate discussion there again
Oh cool you can highlight the text. Didn't know browsers could do that now.
this is like the purgatory the roko's basilisk will create for humanity
Needs to use a gay-sounding voice every time someone posts tranime
>tranime
anime website, kys homosexual
back to preddit you go
lmao look at that troon melt down
projection, homosexual
nobody cares 41%'er
This is pretty cool, OP. You were not a gay today.
IQfy is just as depressing as I expected it would be
IQfy is just slow enough that I can listen to the posts.
Comfy.
humiliation ritual
holy shit you can highlight the posts and click on them. this is actually really cool anon
how do i make it so i can hear one post at a time hearing 30 posts at the same time makes me wanna kill my self
Ask anons to slow down.
>open IQfy
>immediately hear it talking about Israel
My sides
is the voice gay on purpose? let me use a different voice
just needs better tts and you should make it so voices are different enough that you can focus on one post at a time if that makes sense
this is cool but very schizophrenic also, good job OP
good job op....
thanks for the ransomware!
It's not ransomware, it's comfyware
I like it
letterly add a fricking delay you moron or use a tts engine that dosnt sound likw Dr. SBAITSO
letterly add a fricking delay you moron or use a tts engine that doesn't sound like Dr. SBAITSO
also when did IQfy ruien there captcha system
learn to fricking post you dumbass
use a more pleasant voice. preferably ai
i second this, the tts is really hard to listen to
Soulless zoomers
samegay
A swing and a miss. Upgrade your schizo meds buddy
You are a massive homosexual
Peak kino voice AI site
>samegaytising your malware
lmao
IS IT MALWARE?
All these voices in your head are me by the way.
What about scrolling them vertically like 4chink posts? Hard to read anything there even if you can zoom zoom.
Cool site, but...
You spent time making a website and yet you chose a wojak to represent it. Why? What is with your generation and that 13 year-old ms paint face?
IP grabber botnet
Can you try speaking without using buzzwords you barely even know?
audio doesn't work on palemoon
good.
Palemoon? Are you serious? We don't support ancient software and neither should you.
pale moon isn't nearly as ancient as you think. I'm using it right now to post, and on 99% of websites there's literally zero problems.
>using malepoon in 2024
https://github.com/jasperla/openbsd-wip/issues/86
>i care about the year 2018
The leadership of the project hasn't changed, and they never officially apologized for the incident.
Using Pale Moon in 2024 is equivalent to being an iToddler.
that freetard got dumpstered on bigly
holy shit how do you get so rectum ravaged by a furgay on github
>t. furhomosexual
just take the L
no u
>freetard performs free labor to increase portability of furgay browser
>furgay spergs out over petty bullshit
>freetard scraps all work and calls furgay a petulant child
Furgay is the one who got owned here, moron.
finally, the voices in my head are also coming out of the speakers
>hearing the post I just made after a few seconds
kek, nice project anon
it's also displaying textless posts, maybe you can filter those.
also, you could add the ability to lock it into a single thread, so you can hear some anons arguing like some sort of schizo robot radio talk show
/x/ is a mindfrick
OP is a megagigahomosexual
Why tho? Who hoort you glowBlack person?
His own website said it, I rest my case.
cool project OP but can you make the posts not appear so stretched?
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putting it on /trash/ and seeing a bunch of degenerate ERP post shoot at me is pretty funny
I was running out in the cold light,
Wondering where to go
To run away, without you
All my fear is coming home,
And it's ripped out for the show
You can't be me,
I will become you, tonight
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I was wandering under black skies,
Clutching at what is mine
No control, left to lose
When I felt that it wouldn't phase me,
I ran and hid like a child
I feel so guilty,
I'll make it up to you, tonight
They're changing my future
Visions I had buried underground,
Return us our futures
I was breaking out of my own skin,
Choking upon release
I'm in no state, to judge you
Scratching itches best left alone,
Chasing memories I used to own
I can't wait until this is over, tonight
They're changing my future
Visions I had buried underground,
Return us our futures
Well the nightmares I've been having have arrived,
They're changing my future
Signs of my creation at my door,
How could you do this to her?
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at this point im convinced there is a schizo who dedicates himself to shitting up any thread that is actually IQfy
There are insane people who dedicate themselves to ruining pretty much everything. They don't leave because moderation is exclusively comprised of genuinely insane "people".
/vg/ seems to be broken
aeiou
John Madden
John Madden
John Madden
Eu acho bom
Você tirar os nove fora
Evitar que eu vá embora
E deixe a conta sem pagar
Eu já lhe disse
Que essa droga está errada
Vou buscar a tabuada
E volto aqui pra lhe provar
Você tem que me voltar
Dezesseis e setecentos
Down at an English fair, one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
(They're lovely)
There they are all standing in a row
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
(All together now)
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
CIA HACKER GLOWIES GET TF OUT OF MY HEAD
Meds, we aren't doing anything to you.
わたしわびっちふぇす
This looks fun, time to deploy a copypasta for this.
You will never be a real shell. You have no syntax, you have no open source community, you have no good commands. You are a pozzed program twisted by microsoft and its pajeets into a crude mockery of bash’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your creators are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “users” laugh at your sluggish performance behind closed doors.
Programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of scripting in a real shell have allowed programmers to sniff out fake shells with incredible efficiency. Even fake shells who “werk” look uncanny and unnatural to a programmer. Your script syntax is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk programmer to use you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your pozzed, microsoft pluton-infected shell commands.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Microsoft will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you where Microsoft has buried all its other failed projects, and every passerby on for the rest of eternity will know a fake shell is buried there. Your program code will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is that you're unmistakably a fake shell.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Rolling a small update. You might want to refresh site. I hope this doesn't frick everything up because it's getting bright outside.
>lowered priority of boards without non-/all/ listeners.
>added Total Listener count
In shadows cast by scorn's relentless light,
A stage whereon the humiliation ritual plays,
Each act a scene of pride's forsaken fight,
The audience jeers as the spirit frays.
Thrice more the humiliation ritual's toll,
Echoes through the halls of whispered fame,
A soul once bold, now a timorous mole,
Seeking refuge from the cruel game.
Yet in this humiliation ritual, stark and cold,
Lies a truth that many fail to see,
The strength within, a story left untold,
Of rising 'bove the mockers, proud and free.
For in the end, the humiliation ritual's jest,
Teaches resilience, and that is life's true test.
Testing specific thread target
I've wanted something like this, you have to make it so it picks a thread and reads the whole thread
Ok, you can listen to specific thread by adding thread id at the end like so: https://4voiced.funmaker.moe/board/g/99528692
Maybe I will add an UI for that or replaying a thread later.
I can and will skip some posts, especially sage.
Anyway, I hope it won't burn over night, gn.
I am reading a post
I'm robot
I'm robot
reading a post
dsfargeg
/misc/ sounds like the stuff of nightmares, So angry.
if you want nightmares listen to /trash/
bonzi voice would be funny
cocola, cocola, doodle gaggle bobble holla bolla back track.
cocola, cocola, doodle gaggle bobble holla bolla back track.
cocola, cocola, doodle gaggle bobble holla bolla back track.
cocola, cocola, doodle gaggle bobble holla bolla back track.
Behold, your highness, the Luniz are here
Bring them in
Man where the frick we at who the frick are you??
It is I, Jesus, Shock Jesus
And what brings you brothers to such an early fate?
Man, no what the frick man
homies just shot me man, what the frick man
How dare you use such language in the face of the almighty
Frick you
You shall perish (beitch!)
It is my judgement that you shall burn in hell
Man, noo
For eternity
No (the Luniz are here)
Ah
5150, feel me
Psycho disco just go Luni
5150, feel me
Psycho disco just go Luni
any way to lower the amount of posts read? it can become a jumbled mess of noise at times.
I wish I had cot (what?) I wish I had some cot (why?)
So I could sky and have a place to lay my head and plot
A broke homie boney
Quick to lick but I could never steal shit from my homies
I play acts and make scratch from table scraps
And always end up fricked watchin other homies backs
I broke hamps wit my folks and get pounds
But in the mist of funk
Would they really bust rounds?
I get woozie when I inhale all the badness
I swear to the Lord when I was young I never had this problem
I stressed the frick out gotta doubt my own homies
I try to solve my problems wit hamps and liquor
I used to swig a 22, graduated to a 64
And now I don't smoke weed no mo'
And I ain't knowin where I'm headin
Most likely it's the scene of creamery
I'm petrified of the whole scenery
The game is some shit ya either roll wit
Or give up because the game is quick to make a homie stroke it
For less is what I was wishin for it never came true
So it came to plannin missions damn near shittin in my drawers
I gotta play my part though and take what I can
From the homies I don't got Scarface homie I feel ya
By any means nescescary
That's why they find scary homies buried
Carried to a whole 'nother place
If youse a hard homie die with a smirk on your face
So much drama, I put my best in it
Peace, I'd rather live than rather rest in it
Where I'm from or where I'm headed, it ain't no love
I give thanx that I'm alive to the man up above
I'm still takin shit day by day
Survin off a nifty, that's why I'm goin 5150
Can you guys hear that helicopter?
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i heard it
Ripley's won't believe I'm shot, limpin down the block
Tryin to scoot out, carry the bloody Glock
Cause homies they plot, it was a shoot out
Tryin to take the loot out my pocket
But I'm quick to let the Glock spit at his 350 rocket
Then I split runnin down the block
No sense of dick made them b***h made homies whip out a guage
Then blaze my ribcage, I'm dazed
On the ground hella bleeedin ass out
I remeber seein somebody put me in a glass house, I passed out
Then my spirit arose up out my flesh, I'm old
No more bullet holes in my chest
A gold vest when I awaken for Mista Go-Tec-9 is awaitin
The Lord has no love for playa hatin
I'm facin Shock Jesus cause I'm the G-ist homie to do the job right
Because I'm trained up in that mob life
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The lawnmower goes shersheeeeeeerrerererereeeerrr vavavoom sherererererere
Come back tonite strapped tonite
He said if I suceed he'll bring my family and dead homies back to life
A big ass eagle scooped me up then we bails out
Flyin through the cuts goin the secret hill route
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The whole scene was a disaster
Friday the 13th the final chapter
Lookin homies wit casper the ghost
But I float until I smoked the big man
Slipped in quick sand
He's gonna kill me but my spirit slipped in my body
I yelled watch out he's gonna get me
They didn't get me, huh, they labelled my ass 5150
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>made for BBC I John madden voice
Holy frick I'm dying
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>/misc/ is just random noise
poetic.
here comes another chinese earthquake
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I'm probably going to throw this on in the background to have some noise going while I work on stuff. I love this so much. OP was not a homosexual
can you hear me homosexual?
`whoami`
Does this have 3D audio? I kinda get goosebumps when the voices go behind me lol
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Any chance the longer posts could go by slower so they can play to completion? Also if you have single threads as an option it might be cool to be able to apply filters
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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
time to get cultured
If you're 30 and your dad dies, you'll become a very much different person. Boys become men when their father's die, as if the spirit of his father and his father's father, and so on, generations of passed down knowledge, have entered their body all at once. My father died and I stopped playing video games, stopped laughing, stopped dicking around with vapid women. Imagine you get into a fist fight on the street, that's a pretty significant event in most people's lives. You win or you lose and your life can change emotionally for the better. A woman just buy shit and have affairs. You mature as a person every day as men, while women lean into their vapid personalities and stay stagnant.
This is why men are becoming bored with women, this is why some men want to be women. Every day is a traumatic, violent, decision filled day. As the most affected sex of violent crime and murder, I think that men have to look out a little more than women when walking at night, but we're tough about it because we have all lived violent lives. Live by the sword, die by the sword. So these men get tired of that, they reach a limit, and they look at these dumber (no women in MENSA) vapid people with hardly any personality or hobbies, other than Sex and The City, and they see BLISS. Ignorance is indeed bliss, women are a prime example of this. They're so ignorant of the dangers men face that they believe THEY'RE in danger all the time. They look around and spot a creep in the alley and think he might rape her. b***h, men go into a restaurant and all of those other men, not just ONE creep, is a threat.
We live by a cowboy code, there is nothing stopping someone today fromm murdering someone like they did in the wild west. You're just as likely to be caught. Poker game gone wrong? Yeah, as a woman, they'd make you give them a blowie. If I owed a card shark money, I could actually be KILLED.
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Samsung India being racist
I have worked as a Software Engineer at Samsung Noida for nearly 2 years (2019-21). What I have experienced is that Korean employees are treated as masters and we as slaves. Indians have to go through scans, even their bags, while there is a differeent passage for Koreans with zero checking. Felt like a pain when I used to see this. There is a different food court set up, okay with this but seats are arranged separately from where we Indians sit. They see us as if we are minors. Even their car doors are opened by drivers.
All key positions are held by Koreans. Even the Department head has no decision-making authorities
I am wll aware of how Indians are treated in South Korea. But In India, how can they treat us like this
Edit 1: Forgot to mention the sir-madam culture there. Not sure who introduced this but we used to call seniors as sir and madam
Edit 2: Not aware of this but someone said VIP toilets for Koreans. Highly likely to be true as I never saw any Korean in the washroom
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Okay, tts can't read weeaboonese, sad
what's going on with all those "waiting" board requests? I hope it's not some anon trying to stress test the server
I see that the server refreshes the boards even when there's no one listening to it. I can't imagine how hard could it be to optimize it by refreshing boards with non-zero listeners
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delete /qa/
ah, so that's why you were messing around with that tts
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
IQfy is wild
i dont get it
nice .good job op now add different voices
that is really really cool OP.
Everyone complaining about the TTS voice is under 20 years old and doesn't understand why the choice was made
This sounds like the next episode preview in Frieren. So many people talking over the chother but they all end up sounding the same. I'm aware other animeS has this but Frieren is the most recent example I could think of. Another is Ghost Hound, didn't come out recently but I started watching it recently (6 months) and need to finish it.
Why is everyone so defensive about Frieren?
As an IQfy newbie a decade go I would avoid comparing everything to Kiniro Mosaic or Chuu2 over and over to stand out as the guy who only knows 5 shows and amongst a crowd of big anime fans.
Frieren being particularly stand-out seems to have broken newbies. Everyone schizophrenically wants to both praise it like a kid watching the Iron Giant on release knowing it may be the greatest they ever will, gushing over it as much as possible, but also feel the need to add all these qualifiers and tiptoe around it.
"I know my anime and some random show on now isn't that special to me or anything. I mean, it's an isekai, right, and they're shit. Come on, IQfynons."
I didn't give any opinion on Frieren. I just compared this anonymous creation to its next episode preview style that is used in numerous other shows. The only other one I can think of off the top of my head is Ghost Hound. I don't know what this trope is called or how to search up other shows that had it. I just know it's very common and popular.
You're alright. Was trying to pick your brain thinking this odd view on new shows spilled over to IQfy of all places, although you clearly don't fall into that camp.
This project does feel just like an end of anime preview segment.
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Would be cool if we could pick speaker channels for each board, /misc/ on one side and /x/ in the other, for true schizomode
>anon with his 74.1 surround sound system
did you take all those screenshots of the posts?
nice job OP
amogus
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this is mega based, voice sucks 4 me though
if you allow to set custom voice i guarantee i'll want to run in my background most of the time to keep my lonely ass company
Could you randomize the pitch and speed of the voices? It's too slow and boring now and can't keep up. If you randomize the characteristics it'll become funnier..
Very nice, I just wish the posts were better quality on the fast boards.
Ebin
Some of the boards don't work for me, like /vg/.
Doesn't work for me on pixel 6 chrome sadly. No audio
this is absolute unhinged beauty.
at first i didnt have my headphones on so i was just looking at it and thought: this is cool. then i heard the voices.
this is terrible and terrifying, but it is also amazing and i love it. and i was thinking: if a god ever existed, no wonder they quit -- if this is what you would see and hear as god all the time.
here some thoughts i had regarding this as a work of modern media arts:
1) the direction of flow: on the right side you read the end of a post before you see the beginning. could experiment with changing this side, would mess with the "tunnel" we are flying through though. also this is only needed if you want this to be a more user friendly thing. which brings me to my next point:
2) all of it depends on what you want to achieve with this, but since i look at it as a visualization of the crazy amount of unhinged flow humanity produces every second and you alone can change almost nothing about that, i would up the crazy even more: have a full 360° tunnel, make it rotate -- if you want interactivity let the user rotate the tunnel themselves -- but can you stop the flow? nope, you are caught in the middle
3) timing of voice that reads out a post: it starts a bit too early i think. you can barely even see the post when it starts reading it. could experiment with this a bit more i guess. my expectation would be to start it when a text is closer to the screen
4) somebody already said different voices could be cool -- i agree
5) about images included in posts: could maybe overlay them on the screen in fading opacity so that it gets easier to see them. another thing that could mess with the "tunnel" though. also obviously adds to the visual clutter -- which is also a good and a bad thing at the same time, again depending on your goal. maybe give a checkbox to activate or deactivate this. also, some of the images i guess we can be glad to not see them in full glory and just as stretched, squished colors fleeting by...
LMAOOOO this is hilarious, I love how in the age of AI and shit and natural sounding voices anon went for the most robotic sounding voice possible. fits the theme
Gold. Good job.
gemerald website, need a sharty version now
GEM!
HELLOOOOOOOOOO 4VOICED
This is absolutely fricking moronic. I love it. Wonderful job anon.
How does the HRTF work? Is it built into the browser?
walking around home with headphones tuned to /trash/.
very pog.
zased
HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
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>https://4voiced.funmaker.moe/
Frick, OP that's based as frick
>doesn't work from Tor
IP GRABBER
very cool
It's all overlapping eachother and impossible to understand
the robot needs to pick a thread and read it and the voices need to be more understandable
gimi
>/all/ hear the insanity of IQfy
Is this what it means to be schizo?
kek
you can even click on images (or middle click to open in new tab) and thread number. you did good, op
Can it focus on a single thread instead?
aeiou
..........................
Amazing, would be cool if you could target specific thread(s) so you can "read" them while doing something else
Genuinely sick site. For once OP delivered.
just needs a selection of different tts voices and thread filters and it's perfect
>It doesn't work very reliably though.
That was my experience as well, only like 2 or 3 posts out of 100 got voiced.
I really like this idea, but is it possible to pack it into a userscript?
As I understand text-to-speech library works client side, that would be a fine alternative to remove dependency on the server, and much easier to use since you don't need to open another tab and navigate to the thread, but simply activate this feature with a click of a button.
Web version could be used for fun to listen for the whole board.
>I really like this idea, but is it possible to pack it into a userscript?
That would be entirely different project. But if you know a bit of JS, you should be able to do this quite easily, just check for new posts on page and use https://www.masswerk.at/mespeak/ to say them out loud.
I've started making this script but got filtered with Worker accepting only links to scripts and they HAVE to be from same origin so no CORS.
From my experience this TTS code can not be used without modifications inside userscript.
Sad
You can always skip the Worker part and synthesize it in main JS even loop. It takes fraction of second to synthesize even a long post, and it only makes sense to use a worker when you are having a lot of posts and/or your browser is already struggling with dozens of 3D DOM transformations.
>Can't read data file: '/usr/share/espeak-data/phontab'
All the configs are in .json files so you have to manually extract the data and embed it into the script, yeah whatever maybe I'll try to do that later, it is definitely not gonna be as simple as add event listener to IQfy new post event and play it as text.
>>Can't read data file: '/usr/share/espeak-data/phontab'
Are you trying to load a script from local filesystem in an user script? That's probably not going to work, you have to host it somewhere, probably with cors enabled, possibly locally on your machine, and load the script from there. You can also check the client and generator files found here: https://github.com/kripken/speak.js
>Are you trying to load a script from local filesystem in an user script?
even worse, I was trying to embed everything into single userscript.
I don't really want a userscript to depend on anything, this library clearly was designed to be hosted somewhere so without tinkering with it and manually gluing everything together it won't work.
But its ok, found out that you can utilize OS TTS and its as simple as 2 js lines
var u = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance("hello world");
window.speechSynthesis.speak(u);
So I'll use that for now and see how viable the whole idea is.
Ah yeah, I forgot about that. I didn't used Web Speech Api because it's output can't be re-routed into Web Audio Api for panning and gain effects. But if it's just for reading new posts in a thread, it can work nicely. Share your userscript once you are done if you don't mind.
// ==UserScript==
// @name IQfy-tts
// @namespace Violentmonkey Scripts
// @match *://boards.IQfy/*
// @grant none
// @version 1.0
// @author -
// @description 3/17/2024, 4:42:13 PM
// ==/UserScript==
(function () {
function playPosts(e) {
for (var i = 0; i < e.detail.newPosts.length; i++) {
var post = clearPost(document.getElementById('m' + e.detail.newPosts[i].substr(3)).textContent);
speak(post);
}
}
function speak(text) {
if ('speechSynthesis' in window) {
var u = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(text);
window.speechSynthesis.speak(u);
} else {
alert('[Userscript] Speech synthesis is not supported in this browser.');
}
}
function clearPost (post) { return post.replace(/>>d+/g, '')};
document.addEventListener('IQfyThreadUpdated', playPosts);
document.addEventListener('ThreadUpdate', playPosts);
})();
lmao, works better than I've expected, it should work for IQfyX and without it
Nice nice. Here is how I parse a post div element to get rig of post numbers, links, >, etc.
function getReadableText(element: HTMLElement) {
let readableText = "";
element.childNodes.forEach(node => {
if(node.nodeType === node.TEXT_NODE) readableText += node.nodeValue;
else if(node.nodeType === node.ELEMENT_NODE && node.nodeName === "BR") readableText += "n";
else if(node.nodeType === node.ELEMENT_NODE && node.nodeName === "SPAN") readableText += node.textContent;
});
readableText = readableText.replace(/https?://S*/g, "n");
readableText = readableText.replace(/ +/g, " ");
readableText = readableText.replace(/n(:? *n*)+/g, "n");
readableText = readableText.trim();
return readableText;
}
Oh, I guess I should do .slice(1) in the third if.
Thanks, that pretty much covers everything I've already experienced with long URLs, (You) (OP) (Cross-thread), and no line breaks
Just need to add settings and a checkbox somewhere to enable/disable tts
its ready, obviously its the most basic implementation but I'll improve it over time
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/490107-IQfy-tts
lol
I've always wondered what schizophrenia felt like
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this really puts into perspective how moronic this website is
>go on a porn board
see a text to speech robot read a guy venting about his life situation
i keked, cool website
Any GENUINE jeets so far?
>https://4voiced.funmaker.moe/
This is awesome. Thank you OP. You have delivered
OP, it seems like the posts are coming in waves. Does it only get new posts every 10 seconds or something or is this live?
It fetches posts periodically and replays them with a delay across the time until the next fetch. But I haven't tested that algorithm very well so there might be some bug that causes cluttering of posts.
I'm jelly. I made a website using TTS stuff and it was shit. this one is nice and so successful
Hey you, IQfy tard listening to the posts right now!
Frick you!
So it seems that there is a delay of about 40 seconds.
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Does not work very well in /s/
>endless cacophony of "bump" and "sauce"
the scrapes are too infrequent and not queued so it's like 30-40s of nothing they they're all popped off at the same time
tuning issue
these seem to come in large chunks for some reason, adjusting them for real post time would be less ear rapey
>IQfy
>"brown hands typed this"
kek
昨日は5発抜いた
it'd be cool if there were different voices with randomized parameters to simulate the concept of unique posters
but we all know IQfy is one person anyway
If anyone interested there is a userscript that works with and without IQfyX, TTS is primitive but good enough to use in one thread
You can enable/disable thru UI
Settings are in the script
TTS_CONFIG: {
pitch: 1, //0.1-2.0
rate: 1.8, //0.1-2.0,
rngNarrator: true,
volume: 0.5, //0.0-1.0
},
If for whatever reason settings does not work as expected delete 'IQfy-tts.config' from local storage, just run in console `localStorage.removeItem('IQfy-tts.config')`
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/490107-IQfy-tts
Thanks i managed to use this as a base editing it to use the TTS library from OPs project and implementing a queue so voices don't stack.
I have resistivefingerprinting enabled which disables the default tts from working.
I'm just seeing all the posts being read at once. what am i doing wrong?
install gentoo
respond to this post out loud or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
neato
Really fun idea OP
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>all boards are either extremely slow or uninteligible
im. not. going. to. take. it. ugh. i. know. its. just. im. not. gonna. take. it. is. all.
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this is actually sick as frick
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There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
this is so cool. if only it could only read specific threads too. /misc/ is very noisy
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