>tfw people probably died over the Jungle Book too
heh
Jesus was a skitzo piece of shit who wanted to reign over man and build a literal hierarchy like a dictator. He wasn’t kind and loving he was a skitzo piece of shit.
Jesus was a skitzo piece of shit who wanted to reign over man and build a literal hierarchy like a dictator. He wasn’t kind and loving he was a skitzo piece of shit.
No. I read it and Jesus was a weirdo who walked around and telling everyone to put his faith into him to gain salvation while he did nothing except cure a couple of blind people but not all of them. He was not a loving peaceful dude. You can get kicked out of the kingdom of heaven. The dude casted out Peter for snitching not snitching on him in court which if Peter did tell the truth, the king of the israelites would’ve been killed earlier by the Roman’s. Jesus wanted to reign over man. Yes. Like in a Khan way, not a peaceful loving way.
Wait let me say, I like Jesus, but people act like he is all forgiving and loving. You have to make him proud by working hard and be genuinely gracious. Not like your larping fricking Christian ass. Jesus wouldn’t want a bunch of internet Black folk or soccer moms going to church and feeling good for believing in him. Jesus wants you to struggle and gain salvation through your effort and hard work and sacrifices so you can eat the fruit of your labor and be obedient to those who stand triumphantly in the shoulders of giants. Jesus hates you if you sit around acting for forgiveness while doing nothing.
I understand the subversive reddit atheist perspective but how the hell do you miss the point that much? At that point its not even a matter of theology, its more of just a matter of reading comprehension.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You get that your b***h ass is no different from a redditor? You can’t be that fricking moronic. IQfy and Reddit is no different and you’re not special for talking on an incredibly popular website. I am not an atheist, Jesus wanted to have complete power over man. Not in a loving way. That’s if. And I like Jesus. No disrespect. But he wanted to reign over man and that is fine.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I am not an atheist, Jesus wanted to have complete power over man. Not in a loving way. >Not in a loving way
This is just flat out wrong. You'd need to actively cherry pick moments out of the Bible to characterize Jesus as someone who cared more about ruling man through power rather than saving man with love as well as ignoring pretty much the entirety of his crucifixion.
How do you reconcile a Jesus defined by power painfully dying in one of the most humiliating ways possible while begging forgiveness for his murderers?
11 months ago
Anonymous
He absolutely wanted to reign man. I don’t blame him.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I’m not cherry picking. There are lots of parts in the Bible when I like and and lots I don’t. Everyone cherry picks it. Lol
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm not cherry picking >Everyone cherry picks it
Forked tongue moron
11 months ago
Anonymous
I think I’m your head you think “oh this is some amazing atheist homosexual” or something. I don’t blame you, I would think the same. I wasn’t reading the Bible thinking “come on Jesus do something bad”. I just read it and Jesus was very flawed. Not what I expected. Again, I like Jesus and believe in the Holy Spirit but the dude absolutely wanted to reign hard like his dad.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Jesus rejected your nobodaddy's offer to rule the world. You are a delusional moron making things up.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Bro Satan literally offered all the kingdoms of the world and gigachad Jesus told him to frick off.
11 months ago
Anonymous
This website is for users 18 and up. Go back to whatever you were doing / continue lurking. Truly embarrassing posting if not being ironic
Satan's dumb ass minions can't help but say the name of their master every time they open their mouth. It is you who will die for the sake of a talking snake. Absolute moron. Well, you aren't running out of time, just patience. Yeah, you may go on a three month vacation in July and He will just be waiting for you on the other side, 'dying' from boredom and a broken heart. Boo fricking hoo. I know you are trapped on a sinking ship and you have a worm in your gut. Hey, wait a minute. Don't start b***hing that God's enemy is trolling you for now. You have people out there chanting your name, rooting for you, so don't give up, we will make it happen. He never misses a beat. In other words, are you really sure you want to have a go at Him and end up in a fiery pit for eternity? Yeah, He could have waited a couple of more years for you to grow up, but noooo, he decided to risk your life for someone else's entertainment. He hates you and you can hate him too, but don't you dare give up on life and think you have nothing to live for. We are all worth the effort. God is not looking for people who are too weak to fight, or too busy living in sin to care about God. You can stand on your own two feet or you can hang your poor little head and wail about it. Better yet, find someplace to laugh and smile, and stop letting Satan have the last word. This life is worth living and fighting for.
You didn’t read it. Fricking loser. Lol. He beats the devil in under ten pages into the New Testament when the devil temps him to turn a stone into bread after his 40 day fast. The devil takes Jesus to the top of Jerusalem and offers him all of it and Jesus tells him to frick off and then the devil is gone. Fricking homosexual.
Satan doesn’t exist. God didn’t create an evil doer to do the opposite of Him. Humans create evil through ignorance of Him and become Lucifer, that bright light that entices people but is still dim compared to the Light of Him.
>that bright light that entices people but is still dim compared to the Light of Him
What is it about Christianity that turns people into such hilariously dour, self-serious goobers?
Being aware that your actions without Him lead to the suffering of others isn’t dour. It’s not saying, “You cannot listen to heavy metal.” The hardest part of all of this is the understanding that you must be conscious of your actions 100% of the time. Most are simply incapable — they don’t even understand that they are mean when they haven’t eaten recently.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Lighten up a little, goober! Not everything is about you and your god.
11 months ago
Anonymous
When you nut inside your wife, do you immediately give thanks to God for such a prodigious orgasm? Do you leap up from the sheets and shout a "Praises Be!" to the most high and almighty for allowing you to cum? Every time I nut, is that God who let me cum? Are my wiener and balls inside a metaphysical chastity cage up until the precise moment I'm jerking my shit and blowing loads?
11 months ago
Anonymous
You mock me, but you’ve never even experienced constant awareness. Yes, when I am fricking my wife I do so with 100% of my attention. Me and her become one and I command her. It is very erotic and we are open. I got over the fear of fricking through Him — it sounds ridiculous unless you admit you haven’t really fricked the woman you’re fricking, and that you’ve held yourself back in the moment.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Okay honey, now it's time for prayer
11 months ago
Anonymous
Exactly, and prayer in the bedroom requires here to undress herself for me. She knows this because I taught her.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's some weird shit, fren. But whatever's clever. Whatever gets your rocks off, I guess.
the Serpent of Eden 🙂
you've been worshiping a demon that goes by different names. A demon that enjoys seeing his worshipers (whether egyptian, canaanite or israeli) kill each other
>there's Serpent worship and then there's Serpent worship >totally different things.
even the fact that the israelites worshiped the Bethel Stone is the same as the Canaanite worship of the Baetyl Stone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baetylus
everyone back then was worshiping the Serpent of Eden, just calling it different names. He's a demon of war that requires blood sacrifices, often depicted as a storm god (like YHWH, who was described as a storm cloud).
You've been worshiping a literal demon for thousands of years.
Remember the time when God sent two bears to maul and kill children because they were mocking an old bald geezer of being bald? >2 Kings 2:23-25 >23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” >24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
God is very based.
What was suppose to be ghe effect of cursing the serpent? Snakes are a thriving species and are not disadvantaged or crippled whatsoever by not having legs. It seems like just the ignorant prejudice of israelites who considered slithering a loathesome trait..
My goodness do I hate fricktards on here who use exactly this book to fake sincere beliefs. Christlarpers and pessimists, these two are the worst groups when it comes to faking authentic beliefs.
With both of these, you just know that they just latched onto the first beliefsystem they could find, and they so obviously don't sincerely believe a word of it. What I would really love to see is a genuine world crisis, like a giant war, where their beliefs force them to play a sacrificial role, and they try everything they can to prove how they never believed in anything they so boldly virtue signalled. I hope that their fakery is exposed in the single most embarrassing manner humanly possible, just as an example for future generations, that you should never ever fake your strongest convinctions for clout. That would be so damn great
they won't even sacrifice themselves "to save their country from the pedophile satan worshipers" that they claim exist in the US. >pizzagate is real! that's why i'm doing jack shit to save the children!
they're a bunch of pharisees who just want to pretend to be holier than others because it's a form of bullying
>pizzagate is real >but don't do anything, the children can take care of themselves
11 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't watch The Black person Mermaid. The israelites are on suicide watch.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>i'm a REAL christian >just don't ask me to make any sacrifices. The most i'll do is pray really loudly in public and condemn gays
11 months ago
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American gays kind of deserve it though, ngl.
Especially trannies. Those are basically the christtards of buttfricking
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you're right, i'm complete scum and a pharisee. I don't actually care about the children being raped and eaten by the pizzagate satanic elite, i just like to pretend to be holy in public when in reality i'm a complete coward
11 months ago
Anonymous
btw girls should be wed once they have their first period. Age of consent is a israeli plot to corrupt women into feminist roasties.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>yes, i'm a christian pedophile and a pharisee. I don't actualyl care about children i just want to rape them.
Old Testament is very hard to understand. To put it in lit terms, it easily "filters" people. It wasn't a normal snake. It was the devil or something devil related. Maybe read some commentaries on it. At first, when I read the Creation, I was like, "How is it that water is there, st first, and then the earth... it doesn't alugn with geology and physics. (Genesis 1:6)" Earth doesn't refer to planet earth at all, but to the whole universe we reside in, and the water is some 'other water,' not H2O, more like space-time water but I am not sure. And that's just one line from creation from Genesis. Every line of it is profound and needs way more effort to be truly understood. You need commentaries by experienced Orthodox priests to get it cleared out.
I want to give you guys a couple of big hints. The story of the Garden is very allegorical. The forbidden trees are both literal and allegorical. The trees represent both ancestral trees, where the fruits are individual people who have been born, and a chain of logic which bears fruit intellectually.
The snake Eve is tempted by is the fruit of the tree. The snake is literally male reproduction tempting Eve to create a child with this forbidden fruit. This is why this story appears in Genesis and why the entire book of Genesis is about the generations of people (ancestral trees).
Would appreciate any help. I'm looking for a version of the KJV Bible available in the UK that has readable text. A decent size and style for actually sitting and reading the whole thing. If it is a seperate Old and New Testament, that would be a bonus too. Thanks!
KEK don't get me started
have a nice day
that's not very Christian of you
Cringe
Being violent towards evil is actually a very Christian thing to do
that's very black of you
>critiquing a system of thought is evil
The absolute state of christcuck morality
> t. Hasn’t read the New Testament.
I have read Camus and therefore cannot kill myself
Bitter slave moralist
Cringe
Very cringe you’re like 17 and watched a Freidrich Btchshe video essay.
Show me a talking snake and I will
Israel is only a plane ride away.
>tfw people probably died over the Jungle Book too
heh
Jesus was a skitzo piece of shit who wanted to reign over man and build a literal hierarchy like a dictator. He wasn’t kind and loving he was a skitzo piece of shit.
American education
Nah most of us a god lovers here
No. I read it and Jesus was a weirdo who walked around and telling everyone to put his faith into him to gain salvation while he did nothing except cure a couple of blind people but not all of them. He was not a loving peaceful dude. You can get kicked out of the kingdom of heaven. The dude casted out Peter for snitching not snitching on him in court which if Peter did tell the truth, the king of the israelites would’ve been killed earlier by the Roman’s. Jesus wanted to reign over man. Yes. Like in a Khan way, not a peaceful loving way.
Wait let me say, I like Jesus, but people act like he is all forgiving and loving. You have to make him proud by working hard and be genuinely gracious. Not like your larping fricking Christian ass. Jesus wouldn’t want a bunch of internet Black folk or soccer moms going to church and feeling good for believing in him. Jesus wants you to struggle and gain salvation through your effort and hard work and sacrifices so you can eat the fruit of your labor and be obedient to those who stand triumphantly in the shoulders of giants. Jesus hates you if you sit around acting for forgiveness while doing nothing.
I understand the subversive reddit atheist perspective but how the hell do you miss the point that much? At that point its not even a matter of theology, its more of just a matter of reading comprehension.
You get that your b***h ass is no different from a redditor? You can’t be that fricking moronic. IQfy and Reddit is no different and you’re not special for talking on an incredibly popular website. I am not an atheist, Jesus wanted to have complete power over man. Not in a loving way. That’s if. And I like Jesus. No disrespect. But he wanted to reign over man and that is fine.
>I am not an atheist, Jesus wanted to have complete power over man. Not in a loving way.
>Not in a loving way
This is just flat out wrong. You'd need to actively cherry pick moments out of the Bible to characterize Jesus as someone who cared more about ruling man through power rather than saving man with love as well as ignoring pretty much the entirety of his crucifixion.
How do you reconcile a Jesus defined by power painfully dying in one of the most humiliating ways possible while begging forgiveness for his murderers?
He absolutely wanted to reign man. I don’t blame him.
I’m not cherry picking. There are lots of parts in the Bible when I like and and lots I don’t. Everyone cherry picks it. Lol
>I'm not cherry picking
>Everyone cherry picks it
Forked tongue moron
I think I’m your head you think “oh this is some amazing atheist homosexual” or something. I don’t blame you, I would think the same. I wasn’t reading the Bible thinking “come on Jesus do something bad”. I just read it and Jesus was very flawed. Not what I expected. Again, I like Jesus and believe in the Holy Spirit but the dude absolutely wanted to reign hard like his dad.
Jesus rejected your nobodaddy's offer to rule the world. You are a delusional moron making things up.
Bro Satan literally offered all the kingdoms of the world and gigachad Jesus told him to frick off.
This website is for users 18 and up. Go back to whatever you were doing / continue lurking. Truly embarrassing posting if not being ironic
how many times do we have to teach you a lesson Satan?
Satan's dumb ass minions can't help but say the name of their master every time they open their mouth. It is you who will die for the sake of a talking snake. Absolute moron. Well, you aren't running out of time, just patience. Yeah, you may go on a three month vacation in July and He will just be waiting for you on the other side, 'dying' from boredom and a broken heart. Boo fricking hoo. I know you are trapped on a sinking ship and you have a worm in your gut. Hey, wait a minute. Don't start b***hing that God's enemy is trolling you for now. You have people out there chanting your name, rooting for you, so don't give up, we will make it happen. He never misses a beat. In other words, are you really sure you want to have a go at Him and end up in a fiery pit for eternity? Yeah, He could have waited a couple of more years for you to grow up, but noooo, he decided to risk your life for someone else's entertainment. He hates you and you can hate him too, but don't you dare give up on life and think you have nothing to live for. We are all worth the effort. God is not looking for people who are too weak to fight, or too busy living in sin to care about God. You can stand on your own two feet or you can hang your poor little head and wail about it. Better yet, find someplace to laugh and smile, and stop letting Satan have the last word. This life is worth living and fighting for.
Who is Satan? I read the whole Bible but his name never appeared
he literally tempts christ in the gospels you dweeb
Not in the latin version
You didn’t read it. Fricking loser. Lol. He beats the devil in under ten pages into the New Testament when the devil temps him to turn a stone into bread after his 40 day fast. The devil takes Jesus to the top of Jerusalem and offers him all of it and Jesus tells him to frick off and then the devil is gone. Fricking homosexual.
He is never mentioned with the name of "Satan"
Satan doesn’t exist. God didn’t create an evil doer to do the opposite of Him. Humans create evil through ignorance of Him and become Lucifer, that bright light that entices people but is still dim compared to the Light of Him.
>that bright light that entices people but is still dim compared to the Light of Him
What is it about Christianity that turns people into such hilariously dour, self-serious goobers?
Being aware that your actions without Him lead to the suffering of others isn’t dour. It’s not saying, “You cannot listen to heavy metal.” The hardest part of all of this is the understanding that you must be conscious of your actions 100% of the time. Most are simply incapable — they don’t even understand that they are mean when they haven’t eaten recently.
Lighten up a little, goober! Not everything is about you and your god.
When you nut inside your wife, do you immediately give thanks to God for such a prodigious orgasm? Do you leap up from the sheets and shout a "Praises Be!" to the most high and almighty for allowing you to cum? Every time I nut, is that God who let me cum? Are my wiener and balls inside a metaphysical chastity cage up until the precise moment I'm jerking my shit and blowing loads?
You mock me, but you’ve never even experienced constant awareness. Yes, when I am fricking my wife I do so with 100% of my attention. Me and her become one and I command her. It is very erotic and we are open. I got over the fear of fricking through Him — it sounds ridiculous unless you admit you haven’t really fricked the woman you’re fricking, and that you’ve held yourself back in the moment.
>Okay honey, now it's time for prayer
Exactly, and prayer in the bedroom requires here to undress herself for me. She knows this because I taught her.
That's some weird shit, fren. But whatever's clever. Whatever gets your rocks off, I guess.
least mentally ill christcuck
people in 100 years may say
>a talking computer
people died for this shit lol
>an unemployed autist who has never seen a vegana
A woman went through nine months of pregnancy for this lol
Fun Fact:
The Serpent staff that Moses carried around is because israelites (and Christians) are worshiping the Serpent of Eden
It's not a serpent staff moron, it's a staff that can turn into a snake under some circumstances. The Egyptian magicians could do the same thing.
the Serpent of Eden 🙂
you've been worshiping a demon that goes by different names. A demon that enjoys seeing his worshipers (whether egyptian, canaanite or israeli) kill each other
Your delusions are not supported by the text.
>there's Serpent worship and then there's Serpent worship
>totally different things.
even the fact that the israelites worshiped the Bethel Stone is the same as the Canaanite worship of the Baetyl Stone
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baetylus
everyone back then was worshiping the Serpent of Eden, just calling it different names. He's a demon of war that requires blood sacrifices, often depicted as a storm god (like YHWH, who was described as a storm cloud).
You've been worshiping a literal demon for thousands of years.
Wrong staff
He later has a serpent staff that helps while wandering the desert post exodus.
>point out how silly these israeli fairy tales are
>christcucks seethe
lol
>post moronic disinfo
>get called a moron and seethe about it
>find out you've been worshiping a demon
>keep worshiping because at this point it's too late to change your ways
keep projecting moron
>no you're the one worshiping a demon
i don't worship any religion, idiot 🙂 you're the one worshiping bronze age war demons that require blood
greek math textbook
Remember the time when God sent two bears to maul and kill children because they were mocking an old bald geezer of being bald?
>2 Kings 2:23-25
>23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!”
>24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
God is very based.
What was suppose to be ghe effect of cursing the serpent? Snakes are a thriving species and are not disadvantaged or crippled whatsoever by not having legs. It seems like just the ignorant prejudice of israelites who considered slithering a loathesome trait..
Well in the defence of dying for it the plebs weren't able to read it.
And they still can't if this thread is anything to go by.
My goodness do I hate fricktards on here who use exactly this book to fake sincere beliefs. Christlarpers and pessimists, these two are the worst groups when it comes to faking authentic beliefs.
With both of these, you just know that they just latched onto the first beliefsystem they could find, and they so obviously don't sincerely believe a word of it. What I would really love to see is a genuine world crisis, like a giant war, where their beliefs force them to play a sacrificial role, and they try everything they can to prove how they never believed in anything they so boldly virtue signalled. I hope that their fakery is exposed in the single most embarrassing manner humanly possible, just as an example for future generations, that you should never ever fake your strongest convinctions for clout. That would be so damn great
they won't even sacrifice themselves "to save their country from the pedophile satan worshipers" that they claim exist in the US.
>pizzagate is real! that's why i'm doing jack shit to save the children!
they're a bunch of pharisees who just want to pretend to be holier than others because it's a form of bullying
IRL action is a fed psyop.
>pizzagate is real
>but don't do anything, the children can take care of themselves
I didn't watch The Black person Mermaid. The israelites are on suicide watch.
>i'm a REAL christian
>just don't ask me to make any sacrifices. The most i'll do is pray really loudly in public and condemn gays
American gays kind of deserve it though, ngl.
Especially trannies. Those are basically the christtards of buttfricking
>you're right, i'm complete scum and a pharisee. I don't actually care about the children being raped and eaten by the pizzagate satanic elite, i just like to pretend to be holy in public when in reality i'm a complete coward
btw girls should be wed once they have their first period. Age of consent is a israeli plot to corrupt women into feminist roasties.
>yes, i'm a christian pedophile and a pharisee. I don't actualyl care about children i just want to rape them.
I thought about sine waves as serpentine. If a sine wave could talk it would be a talking snake. Big brained. Visualize it.
It wasnt "a talking snake".
Old Testament is very hard to understand. To put it in lit terms, it easily "filters" people. It wasn't a normal snake. It was the devil or something devil related. Maybe read some commentaries on it. At first, when I read the Creation, I was like, "How is it that water is there, st first, and then the earth... it doesn't alugn with geology and physics. (Genesis 1:6)" Earth doesn't refer to planet earth at all, but to the whole universe we reside in, and the water is some 'other water,' not H2O, more like space-time water but I am not sure. And that's just one line from creation from Genesis. Every line of it is profound and needs way more effort to be truly understood. You need commentaries by experienced Orthodox priests to get it cleared out.
I want to give you guys a couple of big hints. The story of the Garden is very allegorical. The forbidden trees are both literal and allegorical. The trees represent both ancestral trees, where the fruits are individual people who have been born, and a chain of logic which bears fruit intellectually.
The snake Eve is tempted by is the fruit of the tree. The snake is literally male reproduction tempting Eve to create a child with this forbidden fruit. This is why this story appears in Genesis and why the entire book of Genesis is about the generations of people (ancestral trees).
Would appreciate any help. I'm looking for a version of the KJV Bible available in the UK that has readable text. A decent size and style for actually sitting and reading the whole thing. If it is a seperate Old and New Testament, that would be a bonus too. Thanks!