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Alright IQfy, which one of you is driving this car around?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody here owns a car

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do.
      My only bumper sticker says "This vechile will not exceed the posted speed limit."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you use the same gas station as me!
        im following you home next time i see you, anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What state you live in?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of us in the department laugh when we pass you.
        Also your right rear looks a little low.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my ebike is just like a car

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're right, I don't really own it.. its systems have proprietary firmware

      I should build my own

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I should build my own
        Or buy a REAL car, one that isn't infested with digital bullshit, and that will have you actually survive a head on crash.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and that will have you actually survive a head on crash.
          Occupant survival rates have increased in the past 50 years due to better active and passive safety systems such as 3 point belts, airbags, and collapsing impact zones.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Collapsing steering columns have probably made one of the biggest impacts after seatbelts and airbags, so your chest doesn't get caved in by a steel pole.

            https://i.imgur.com/NP7KUCe.jpeg

            Alright IQfy, which one of you is driving this car around?

            Not I. The only stickers I have on my vehicle are my inspection, month, and parking decals.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's the cut-off date for when a car is considered a metal deathtrap? I like boxy cars, so I'm mainly looking for shit from the 80/90's. Also, is it true that if I'm about to be in an accident--there's no way to evade it; everything is moving in slow motion--that I should release all the tension from my body and make myself go limp/flaccid? I've heard that's why drunk drivers always survive, 'cause their bodies are so limp and loose; their reaction time is inhibited so their body doesn't tense up on its own. What would happen if I made myself as stiff as a log?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Also, is it true that if I'm about to be in an accident--there's no way to evade it; everything is moving in slow motion--that I should release all the tension from my body and make myself go limp/flaccid? I've heard that's why drunk drivers always survive, 'cause their bodies are so limp and loose; their reaction time is inhibited so their body doesn't tense up on its own. What would happen if I made myself as stiff as a log?
            watch videos of accidents
            most people tense up and try to cover their faces or curl up and they get squished like a bug with bones going everywhere

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >watch videos of accidents
            No thanks. I've always thought that as kind of weird; people who go on Live Leak or watch videos of people dying on Instagram are kinda perturbed.
            >I watch it so that I can value life more
            Okay. I watch videos of people getting kicked in the balls so I can better value mine.

            Get off of IQfy and go outside.

            And do what?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >And do what?
            Go take a look at IRL. The gameplay sucks ass but the graphics are top notch.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>I watch it so that I can value life more
            >Okay. I watch videos of people getting kicked in the balls so I can better value mine.
            I watch it so that I understand what drinking while driving or traveling to a turd world shithole might lead to.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get off of IQfy and go outside.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody here owns a car

        based

        Cars and car culture / infrastructure is trash

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          onions/bugman spotted

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. cultureless American

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Interstates are a blight but a needed one.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that maybe so but they are still very space inefficient and large compared to ones from other countries that do the same thing

            The real problem is American zoning and cities, they are just ghastly (with the exceptions of Boston, NY, Philly and San Fran) which are still very car dependent by Euro standards but the best America has to offer

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The real problem is American zoning and cities,

            Shhh. I don't need to get pissed off about more stuff right now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the more people that know how bad it is the more likely Americans will be laughed at for it and the boomers in power will do something about it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            less parking means higher costs to actually park
            which means people rely on cars less
            which means that oil israelites don't get guaranteed money

            its never going to happen

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And what does that look like today? You won't post that because most of those parking lots are now condo towers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now zoomed out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The concept of open space terrifies and confuses the europoid since they have "villages" every quarter mile with zero forest outside of a few small protected areas. They see that tiny highway exit slop stop and assume the entire state is paved over like that because they can't conceive of anything but a continuous stream of "civilization" with no untouched nature anywhere.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm planning to install a standalone ECU in my car. Not sure it is a good idea.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do and my USMC sticker has gotten me out of multiple speeding tickets.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b-but the texas is land of the free and private property and free market ...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      global rule 2

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what? why do you think that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you wish, homosexual

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not me, mine just says to install gentoo

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know that all those Fetora posts on IQfy are paid/sponsored.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not racist enough to be me

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anti-nuclear energy
    we're reaching levels of fuddget moronation that shouldn't even be possible

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's weird
    fsf sticker but big corporate asslicker stickers too (AWS, gcp, Microsoft GitHub)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am not surprised that this was found in Austin.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be funnier to stick these stickers on the car of the CEO of Apple and Microsoft.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >google
    >amazon
    >troonhub logo
    >so
    >cisco
    corposlop fan

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >living in texass
    >unironically

    How the frick haven't people left this dogshit state?

    >Expensive as frick to live $1500+ a month just to live around millions of drug dealing mexican invader hispanics and violent Black folk.
    >Expensive to own land when all you can do is cattle farm and even then it's owned by the last dying remnants germans of when texas was white
    >High density state with millions of mexicans
    >Whataburger has overrated burgers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what the people in charge want the entire country to be.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True

        as frick to live $1500+ a month just to live around millions of drug dealing mexican invader hispanics and violent Black folk.
        Because its $2000+ elsewhere.
        to own land when all you can do is cattle farm and even then it's owned by the last dying remnants germans of when texas was white
        Go where its not expensive like the panhandle or out west.
        >>High density state with millions of mexicans
        True
        has overrated burgers
        Also true which is why I go to In-N-Out

        >Because its $2000+ elsewhere

        It's not though. I left texas as a white man. I'm literally paying $480 a month for a two bedroom apartment in the midwest in a town of 4000 people. Add $45 for utilities and electric that's $525 a month.

        I just don't understand why anyone with any decency, especially white men would stay in texass.

        You know what's funny too my insurance also went down. I pay $28/month for my car where as in texas it was $120/month lol.

        Everything is cheaper in the midwest.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its cheaper to live a lower COL area?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but I bet you have to have a car to go anywhere. Old people love cars but the youth generation is rejecting that outdated mode rapidly. What are you going to do when you are completely out of touch with the rest of society and looked down upon by it for being an ancient dinosaur?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My town is 96% white, walkable and I can go anywhere within a mile. I just need a bike and it's just as good as a car in my town

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What are you going to do when you are completely out of touch with the rest of society and looked down upon by it for being an ancient dinosaur?
            Rejoice in the fact that I don't seek group approval like a goddamned woman or a simp.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as frick to live $1500+ a month just to live around millions of drug dealing mexican invader hispanics and violent Black folk.
      Because its $2000+ elsewhere.
      to own land when all you can do is cattle farm and even then it's owned by the last dying remnants germans of when texas was white
      Go where its not expensive like the panhandle or out west.
      >>High density state with millions of mexicans
      True
      has overrated burgers
      Also true which is why I go to In-N-Out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oracle is leaving Austin for Nashville. If you want to be ahead of the curve, find out what city companies are leaving Nashville to relocate to as big companies like Oracle moving tend to be the beginning of the end for an area's value proposition and hotness.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just moved to the midwest. Not saying where but it's all white where I live, I make $26/hr, my total expenses a month rent, food, gas, insurance, phone bill everything is $900-1000 a month.

        I pay
        $530 for rent (2 bedroom apartment, utilities included)
        $250 for food a month
        $25 for unlimited cell service with hello mobile
        $26.50 for insurance with no coverage on my car only liability
        $20 a month in gas(I rarely go outside of town and inside town is only 1 mile drive to work)
        $40 for 100mbps internet

        I work inside so the winter doesn't even effect me. I should also note there are more expensive apartments in this town with washer and driers and go for like $750-800 in the center of town but I'm not going to live there.

        Its cheaper to live a lower COL area?

        Yes and you're not sacrificing anything, besides maybe living in colder weather but I just hope the mexicans don't find out. They'd be out of place up here everyone is white. This town on quickfacts census.gov is 96.4% white.

        There's some asians and injuns. Last time I saw a Black person was months ago and that was a trucker.

        The white cops patrol heavily here all day and night. There is no Black persony here. Kids play outside, whites walk freely and safely to school in the morning, It's beautiful.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FSF sticker
    >along with Fedora, Google, Cisco and Amazon stickers

    These are all antithetical to the FSF's goals.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >putting stickers on your car

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked. True. But not taking my get-out-of-ticket sticker off

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >www.CollegeHunks.com
    i will not be visiting that website

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think people drove little toy cars like that in Texas. It's always some big gay Tundra or Silverado.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few days ago I saw a picrel sticker on someone's car. Never in my life have I seen something linux related outside the internet (for all I know linux isn't real and we're all larping). What are the chances of the owner being an actual Go programmer and not just someone who thought the little dude looked cool? I'm not from murica.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like a Wisconsin license plate. It's genuine, and you should take it as a warning to stay far away from him on the freeway.

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