Alright IQfy, which one of you is driving this car around?
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nobody here owns a car
I do.
My only bumper sticker says "This vechile will not exceed the posted speed limit."
you use the same gas station as me!
im following you home next time i see you, anon
me too
What state you live in?
All of us in the department laugh when we pass you.
Also your right rear looks a little low.
my ebike is just like a car
you're right, I don't really own it.. its systems have proprietary firmware
I should build my own
>I should build my own
Or buy a REAL car, one that isn't infested with digital bullshit, and that will have you actually survive a head on crash.
>and that will have you actually survive a head on crash.
Occupant survival rates have increased in the past 50 years due to better active and passive safety systems such as 3 point belts, airbags, and collapsing impact zones.
Collapsing steering columns have probably made one of the biggest impacts after seatbelts and airbags, so your chest doesn't get caved in by a steel pole.
Not I. The only stickers I have on my vehicle are my inspection, month, and parking decals.
What's the cut-off date for when a car is considered a metal deathtrap? I like boxy cars, so I'm mainly looking for shit from the 80/90's. Also, is it true that if I'm about to be in an accident--there's no way to evade it; everything is moving in slow motion--that I should release all the tension from my body and make myself go limp/flaccid? I've heard that's why drunk drivers always survive, 'cause their bodies are so limp and loose; their reaction time is inhibited so their body doesn't tense up on its own. What would happen if I made myself as stiff as a log?
>Also, is it true that if I'm about to be in an accident--there's no way to evade it; everything is moving in slow motion--that I should release all the tension from my body and make myself go limp/flaccid? I've heard that's why drunk drivers always survive, 'cause their bodies are so limp and loose; their reaction time is inhibited so their body doesn't tense up on its own. What would happen if I made myself as stiff as a log?
watch videos of accidents
most people tense up and try to cover their faces or curl up and they get squished like a bug with bones going everywhere
>watch videos of accidents
No thanks. I've always thought that as kind of weird; people who go on Live Leak or watch videos of people dying on Instagram are kinda perturbed.
>I watch it so that I can value life more
Okay. I watch videos of people getting kicked in the balls so I can better value mine.
And do what?
>And do what?
Go take a look at IRL. The gameplay sucks ass but the graphics are top notch.
>>I watch it so that I can value life more
>Okay. I watch videos of people getting kicked in the balls so I can better value mine.
I watch it so that I understand what drinking while driving or traveling to a turd world shithole might lead to.
Get off of IQfy and go outside.
based
Cars and car culture / infrastructure is trash
onions/bugman spotted
>t. cultureless American
The Interstates are a blight but a needed one.
that maybe so but they are still very space inefficient and large compared to ones from other countries that do the same thing
The real problem is American zoning and cities, they are just ghastly (with the exceptions of Boston, NY, Philly and San Fran) which are still very car dependent by Euro standards but the best America has to offer
>The real problem is American zoning and cities,
Shhh. I don't need to get pissed off about more stuff right now.
the more people that know how bad it is the more likely Americans will be laughed at for it and the boomers in power will do something about it
less parking means higher costs to actually park
which means people rely on cars less
which means that oil israelites don't get guaranteed money
its never going to happen
And what does that look like today? You won't post that because most of those parking lots are now condo towers.
Now zoomed out.
The concept of open space terrifies and confuses the europoid since they have "villages" every quarter mile with zero forest outside of a few small protected areas. They see that tiny highway exit slop stop and assume the entire state is paved over like that because they can't conceive of anything but a continuous stream of "civilization" with no untouched nature anywhere.
I'm planning to install a standalone ECU in my car. Not sure it is a good idea.
I do and my USMC sticker has gotten me out of multiple speeding tickets.
b-but the texas is land of the free and private property and free market ...?
global rule 2
moron
what? why do you think that?
you wish, homosexual
not me, mine just says to install gentoo
Now you know that all those Fetora posts on IQfy are paid/sponsored.
That's not racist enough to be me
>anti-nuclear energy
we're reaching levels of fuddget moronation that shouldn't even be possible
that's weird
fsf sticker but big corporate asslicker stickers too (AWS, gcp, Microsoft GitHub)
I am not surprised that this was found in Austin.
Would be funnier to stick these stickers on the car of the CEO of Apple and Microsoft.
>google
>amazon
>troonhub logo
>so
>cisco
corposlop fan
>living in texass
>unironically
How the frick haven't people left this dogshit state?
>Expensive as frick to live $1500+ a month just to live around millions of drug dealing mexican invader hispanics and violent Black folk.
>Expensive to own land when all you can do is cattle farm and even then it's owned by the last dying remnants germans of when texas was white
>High density state with millions of mexicans
>Whataburger has overrated burgers
This is what the people in charge want the entire country to be.
True
>Because its $2000+ elsewhere
It's not though. I left texas as a white man. I'm literally paying $480 a month for a two bedroom apartment in the midwest in a town of 4000 people. Add $45 for utilities and electric that's $525 a month.
I just don't understand why anyone with any decency, especially white men would stay in texass.
You know what's funny too my insurance also went down. I pay $28/month for my car where as in texas it was $120/month lol.
Everything is cheaper in the midwest.
Its cheaper to live a lower COL area?
Yes but I bet you have to have a car to go anywhere. Old people love cars but the youth generation is rejecting that outdated mode rapidly. What are you going to do when you are completely out of touch with the rest of society and looked down upon by it for being an ancient dinosaur?
My town is 96% white, walkable and I can go anywhere within a mile. I just need a bike and it's just as good as a car in my town
>What are you going to do when you are completely out of touch with the rest of society and looked down upon by it for being an ancient dinosaur?
Rejoice in the fact that I don't seek group approval like a goddamned woman or a simp.
as frick to live $1500+ a month just to live around millions of drug dealing mexican invader hispanics and violent Black folk.
Because its $2000+ elsewhere.
to own land when all you can do is cattle farm and even then it's owned by the last dying remnants germans of when texas was white
Go where its not expensive like the panhandle or out west.
>>High density state with millions of mexicans
True
has overrated burgers
Also true which is why I go to In-N-Out
Oracle is leaving Austin for Nashville. If you want to be ahead of the curve, find out what city companies are leaving Nashville to relocate to as big companies like Oracle moving tend to be the beginning of the end for an area's value proposition and hotness.
I just moved to the midwest. Not saying where but it's all white where I live, I make $26/hr, my total expenses a month rent, food, gas, insurance, phone bill everything is $900-1000 a month.
I pay
$530 for rent (2 bedroom apartment, utilities included)
$250 for food a month
$25 for unlimited cell service with hello mobile
$26.50 for insurance with no coverage on my car only liability
$20 a month in gas(I rarely go outside of town and inside town is only 1 mile drive to work)
$40 for 100mbps internet
I work inside so the winter doesn't even effect me. I should also note there are more expensive apartments in this town with washer and driers and go for like $750-800 in the center of town but I'm not going to live there.
Yes and you're not sacrificing anything, besides maybe living in colder weather but I just hope the mexicans don't find out. They'd be out of place up here everyone is white. This town on quickfacts census.gov is 96.4% white.
There's some asians and injuns. Last time I saw a Black person was months ago and that was a trucker.
The white cops patrol heavily here all day and night. There is no Black persony here. Kids play outside, whites walk freely and safely to school in the morning, It's beautiful.
>FSF sticker
>along with Fedora, Google, Cisco and Amazon stickers
These are all antithetical to the FSF's goals.
>putting stickers on your car
Checked. True. But not taking my get-out-of-ticket sticker off
>www.CollegeHunks.com
i will not be visiting that website
I didn't think people drove little toy cars like that in Texas. It's always some big gay Tundra or Silverado.
A few days ago I saw a picrel sticker on someone's car. Never in my life have I seen something linux related outside the internet (for all I know linux isn't real and we're all larping). What are the chances of the owner being an actual Go programmer and not just someone who thought the little dude looked cool? I'm not from murica.
It's like a Wisconsin license plate. It's genuine, and you should take it as a warning to stay far away from him on the freeway.