Alright team, we have found a software mitigation to GoFetch, however it is devastatingly crippling to performance. How do we sell this to our customers?
Alright team, we have found a software mitigation to GoFetch, however it is devastatingly crippling to performance.
>Silently roll updates that notify the users that it's critical for their device safety, banking accounts, personal information etc.
>To update users must accept an agreement that they won't seek damages for the loss of performance
>If they decline, spam them with notification that say that their device isn't safe, may lose access to accounts and whatnot
>Most won't even bother to read it
>???
>Profit
I hate updooters so much they need to get a rope along with cloudgays.
Updooter pride worldwide!Baby duckies will perish!
Sell the company
As in take the iMoney and run?
I'm tired of this anti-Apple horseshit
What do anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, 9/11 truthers, and anti-Apple activism all have in common? All of them are characterized by a blithe rejection of facts to embrace a narrative of victimization by a vague authority. In the case of Apple, the “vague authority” are a bunch of volunteers who have devoted tens of thousands of hours of their free time towards making free shit for you. “Apple sucks!” is a conspiracy theory with no basis in truth, and its supporters have spent years harassing Apple employees, developers, and users. And it’s time for it to fricking stop.
Apple works for almost everyone, and works for more people than is even possible with Linux. Most of the lies you’ve heard about ways that it’s cucked are just that: lies. And if you insist on living in that fantasy, then keep it to yourself, butthole.
This thread is about Apple's comical marketing, remember their introduction of usb-c on phones?
>BendGate is fantasy
>BatteryGate is a fantasy
>Butterfly Keyboards failing are fantasy
>Notch is a fantasy
>Single usable USB-C port on MacBook Air is a fantasy.
>There is a conspiracy against Apple, sponsored by "Big Linux". Don't trust these guys.
is fantasy
HTC M series, Oneplus 10, ASUS ROGphone, Redmi Note series, Oppo Find, S22 5G, Galaxy A50,
is a fantasy
https://www.androidauthority.com/android-adaptive-battery-explained-3223097/
https://www.androidpolice.com/android-phone-performance-throttling-guide/
Keyboards failing are fantasy
and no one else has lost any class actions, right?
https://topclassactions.com/lawsuit-settlements/open-lawsuit-settlements/lenovo-laptop-display-defect-class-action-settlement/
is a fantasy
nonsensegayging
usable USB-C port on MacBook Air is a fantasy.
Huawei MateBook 14, Intel Evo etc
is a conspiracy against Apple, sponsored by "Big Linux". Don't trust these guys.
nonsensegayging
> there are examples of others sucking too, so apple does not suck
solid logic there, cuck
cherrypicking/tunnelling on Apple when every single brand in the industry is guilty of all the same shit are the actions of a zealot or a shill. which are you?
fallacy fallacy, mr “i just got here from /misc/“.
>fallacy fallacy, mr “i just got here from /misc/“.
I see you watched some "fallacies explained" video.
Let's do review of your first response.
>HTC M series, Oneplus 10, ASUS ROGphone, Redmi Note series, Oppo Find, S22 5G, Galaxy A50,
Redmi Notes and Galaxy A50 are plastic phones. HTC doesn't have M series phones. You meant One series. Which One?
Source on S22 5G? And how in the end all of which makes iPhone 6 bending right in any sense? Unless you are engaging in "they/you did it too" also known as Tu QuoQue.
>https://www.androidauthority.com/android-adaptive-battery-explained-3223097/
>https://www.androidpolice.com/android-phone-performance-throttling-guide/
How about your read first those.
You can turn off adaptive battery and that feature is about having more screen time per charge, not battery health. Evey CPU throttles , when hits it's thermal limit. Apple throttled to conceal the fact of battery degradation from user. I can't comprehend how these things would equal in one's mind. False equivalence. Straw-man.
>and no one else has lost any class actions, right?
Tu QuoQue. See above for the definition.
>Huawei MateBook 14, Intel Evo etc
Where in the Evo specification is stated, that laptop should have only two ports at all for charging and expansion. I'll wait for a source. Also Huawei MateBook 14 has a lot of ports for its size. My argument was about having single usable usb-c port to do all the expansion. It has nothing to do notebook having single USB-c port , when It has plethora of other ports , including ones dedicated to charging and display output. You once again chose straw-man and misdirection instead of an answer.
is a fantasy
>nonsensegayging
Appeal to the Stone
>fallacy fallacy,
And now you have engaged in "fallacy fallacy fallacy" , well played
>cherrypicking/tunnelling on Apple when every single brand in the industry is guilty of all the same shit are the actions of a zealot or a shill. which are you?
you yourself quoted Lenovo class action suit.
The mere fact companies like Lenovo, Asus among others are constantly brought to the court, disproves the idea of Apple receiving bad treatment here.
>sprouting bullshit links
>le whataboutism
>others are doing too
>apples to oranges comparison are fine
>not refuting a single argument
>using strawman
yes other companies do the same bullshit
they see immediate feedback when nobody buys that shit
applel morons are braindead consoomers and just want le epic new MacBook pro max ultra and don't care about actual usability and longevity
longevity of iphones is superior to any Android because of long software upgrades
>accepting defeat in a "rebuttal"
OH NO NO NO
Is this a bait? if not. then why are you in thread? do you have brain damage? why do you have the needs to defend apple? tim cook let you lick his butthole? jfc, you guys are beyond moronic. just move on. literally none of this concern you whatsover.
You’re dumb and naive but you think you’re smart.
Trusting the vax is peak tech illiteracy
I'm tired of this Apple horseshit
What do vaxxers, round earthers, defenders of the official account of 9/11, and pro Apple activism all have in common? All of them are characterized by a welcoming acceptance of facts to embrace a narrative of victimization by a vague authority. In the case of Apple, the “vague authority” are a bunch of greedy salesmen who have devoted tens of thousands of highly paid hours of their time towards making you pay out your arse for the smallest upgrades. “Apple sucks!” is a proven theory with a basis in undeniable truth, and its supporters have spent years belittling Apple employees, developers, and users. And it’s our responsibility to never make this fricking stop.
Apple works for almost no one, and works for less people than is even possible with Linux. Most of the truthful attestations you’ve heard about ways that it’s cucked are just that: the blatant truth. And if you insist on living in paradise, then keep hating on Apple, champ!
Not sure if anon shitposter with a language model, or if somebody's getting paid to run a language model for this.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
Apple is the worst performing of the great tech stocks. They have to deliver something or there'll be a great sell off and Apple turns into IBM. Why hold their bags if Nvidia literally prints money?
Performance hit (1) means more time to compile (2) equals more time for a coffee break(3).
Now sell your product based on 3.
New MacBook Pro, now with 20% more coffee time.
Even better, sell software which further slows down your MacBook Pro when compiling.
Apple xCoffee just for $99.99
publicize the safety of macos.
its moronic gaslighting, but you dont want smart customers and it gives itoddlers a "yes but" cope
Brand it as iMitigations, only $299.
>iMitigations Pro
Just silently roll out the mitigation. Most iToddlers won't even notice the diff.
Better yet, if they do notice, they'll just think it's because their iChromebook is getting """old""" and it's time to buy a new one. Win-win for Apple.
Push it out with a new generation so the net loss in performance is 'only' 25% compared to unupdated last gen
put out a concentrated shill campaign that anyone who doesn't own the new one is poor (they do this anyways)
i dont get what this image is about
is it related to the mitigations?
In an article Apple literally stated that their 8GB of RAM equals 16GB of normal RAM.
>8GB of ram on linux is not more than 16GB on telemetry bloatfilled wangblows 11
If apple 8gb = windows 16 gb, but you have to spend 200 dollars for to get 16 instead of 8, you are speding 400 dollars for ram. For Laptop memory, you can get 128gb of ram for 400 dollars.
128 > 8gb (or 16gb if you want to imagine its is because you're gullible from marketing)
therefore windows ram is more efficient.
It's not a mitigation it's an advantage. Apple uses extremely fast SSDs which means that they can use free space on the SSD like slightly slower RAM. So they have 8 or 16 GB of RAM for the things that need to be accessed immediately but everything else just uses the SSD like RAM, which is basically unlimited.
>slightly slower RAM
so it is not the same and it is not an advantage
stop with the bootlicking
base M2 macbooks with 256GB ssds have slower rw speeds than macbooks from 2015
>8GB RAM in MacOS is almost the same as 16GB RAM in an average PC
Let me see any YouTube resource on debunking this... Oh wait... moronic poo in loo shitdroid homosexuals compared 8GB RAM of a MBP to a 16GB RAM of a MBP instead to a 16GB RAM of a PC.... LMAO
752k views on this and nobody pointed out the flaw of this comparison... Indians are truly fricking moronic and are incapable of English reading comprehension. I'm not surprised that IQfy is full of ganges river street shitting andjeets.
Forgot to attach pic rel
Y'all Black person homosexuals still on the 8GB RAM debate are fricking moronic
>let alone compare it to the power of PCs
most literate itoddler
>has reached a $490 million settlement to resolve a class-action lawsuit that alleged Chief Executive Tim Cook defrauded shareholders by concealing falling demand for iPhones in China.
Tim Cook lie.
Just artificially slow down the iDevices over the course of a few months, and then finally remove all the artificial slowdowns and replace it with the security mitigation. By slowly boiling the iToddlers they won't notice any sudden changes. If anyone complains, say it's because their iDevice is getting old and the silicon is wearing out. Tell them to buy a new one.
It's like you're actually working here and have inside knowledge because this is exactly what is done internally.
anyone else found it weird how this was barely talked about on HN? most active thread I could find got 137 comments and less than 300 updoots
strange considering most of them use macbooks
Actually it makes perfect sense that it's not mentioned. Most, if not all posters of Orange Reddit use MacBooks and have a great opinion on Apple, the "Think different" company. A lot of them pretend this is not the case, that they are intelligent beings not attached to a brand, but reality differs. As a quick example, the Ruby on Rails creator admitted that he was an Apple shill and just very recently he stopped doing it. He is the kind of person that is active in HN.
Going back to the point: anything that contradicts this made up version of their reality will not gain traction in HN, including the 8gb vs 16gb debacle, because that is the perfect opportunity to confront their shilling as blind brand loyalty, but they don't want to, and it would be dumb to defend Apple here, so they just ignore the issue.
what do?
What are your Options? Just open System Settings and turn off auto updates in General.
it's literally over I think
I got a random popup asking me for my password for system update
I closed it without confirming but there's still a green check mark now
https://support.apple.com/en-ca/HT214096
they don't mention the cpu thing here though
sudo rm -rf Install macOS Sonoma.app/
If terminal too scary just go in there and yank the file yourself
yes
It only affects firecores. Just do encryption with icecores. Problem solved
^
Side note still no Proof-Of-Concept code from the authors of the paper. I've got a ticket logged to study the exploit for our Pen Test and Forensic teams in the lab but without a PoC it's a backlog.
iToddlers get the mitigation
Still kinda want a macbook