i got kicked out of american college. i have precisely 3 months until my parents find out. in this 3 months i have to find some tech related job so my parents won't be that upset
i know javascript and some react. am willingly to learn and grind. do u have hope in me
I hope you die
if you can't even do your homework, then you will never have the discipline to get a job. start exercising your throat muscles, homie
kys
>I know Javascript and some React
picrel
On a more serious note, you'll have to farm 5 years worth of experience in those 3 months. Good luck!
So spoilers don't work anymore? That's a shame
Here, in exchange for my moronation I'll throw you another bone: Make some projects, if you know JS then throw together a website. If you start learning a "backend language", connect them and expand your project
>anymore
>spoilers on IQfy
sasuga newbie
>too moronic to survive zoomer daycare
>posts reddit frogs
>thinks he'll land a job in this curry ass market
take HRT so you end up killing yourself
hello there newfriend and welcome. since you're unfamiliar, pepe is a meme started on IQfy. no need to thank me for educating you, just doing my part to help you newfriends fit in a little better
iesvs fvcking christvs
it is over, you have my sympathies
Go to a new collage, then they can at least see some initiative, get a wagie job and pay for it yourself.
Get fit and healthy and they will call you an independent young man.
>kicked out of american college
Yeah it's a case of profound mental moronation. Just how fricking stupid does one have to be to be kicked out of a college in America
>am willingly to learn and grind
If you were, you'd still be in college.
>am i delusional
Yes.
How'd you get kicked out?
There was a girl in my class that kept sitting next to me. I thought she was interested in me so one day after class when she was leaving I stopped her and asked if she wanted to hang out. I guess she didn't hear me or something so I grabbed her hand like in an anime or something and said it louder because I thought maybe I mumbled. She kinda jerked away from me and ran off but left her phone so I grabbed it. I put it in my bag and kinda forgot about it for a whole week even though it kept ringing. When I came back to class the campus security was there and she pointed at me and they searched my bag and cuffed me. She said I was harassing her and stole her phone. They found her phone and some pens she had left behind and a sweater but then I had to go to the deans office and they said I was dropped from all classes...
Can't believe it (in Bogdanoff's voice).
Deserved for being an awkward social reject autist
>girl sitting next to me
>she must like me!
Despite my flaws I'm glad I'm not autistic like this. Should get checked for autism so the next time you inevitably do this, you can point to your autism badge and they'll learn to keep you away from the rest of the group.
This is why it's so hard to be a woman in tech. I run into guys like this all the time. I can never just have a platonic relationship with any of them.
Shave your head, it will keep them away. Wear a wig to family events.
One girl I've been hitting on in high school shaved her head. It didn't stop me. I was rejected anyway. True story.
why did she shave her head
I will never know.
Why the frick is a woman on IQfy? Frick off to crystal cafe roastie
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You're not banging them because you don't find them attractive. Guys have to take the lead and they won't know you're not interested unless they play their hand, then things can go back to normal.
Why would we want to have a platonic relationship with you? Being friends with women is just like being friends with men: Except they're dumber, obnoxious, will often manipulate you with subtle sexual signaling that they're not even aware of, have an entire arsenal of life destroying techniques (rape accusations, etc.) that can be defused only by avoidance, and just aren't fun to talk to. I know you're used to your local universe revolving around you but we don't fricking like you and don't want to be your friend. You can take monosyllabic teams messages (or the incels throwing themselves at you, I suppose) or you can frick off.
This. I've been a friend to some women in the past. In the long run it way extremely annoying. I wouldn't say I hate, or even dislike women in general. But being friends with them is something that usually only benefits them. They typically don't have anything to offer to a man, besides their bodies.
>But being friends with them is something that usually only benefits them.
And is opening yourself up to massive liability. I don't just mean worse case things: What happens if she falls in love with you and you don't feel the same way, or are married? What happens if you're married and your wife starts getting jealous? What happens if you get married and then, and women absolutely think this insane way, your friend gets jealous despite not wanting to and starts fricking you over at work?
Not getting close to women (I try to abide by the Baptist approach of never being alone with a woman other than your wife/gf) in professional environments IMMEDIATELY prevents an entire class of problems.
*despite not wanting to be with you
>I can never just have a platonic relationship with any of them.
Thanks, ChatGPT.
At this point I would tell parents about this situation immediately and pray for some sympathy, because 3 months later you will be in the same position but 3 times more fricked.
>They found her phone and some pens she had left behind and a sweater
why the frick did you have her sweater you fricking creep? off yourself
Inside is yellow 🙂
chad is getting to know how the inside of her vegana feels, but I guess the sweater is enough for you
She always left stuff behind when she left like pens and one time her sweater. I decided to start keeping it because I always leave last after everyone to see if anybody left anything behind. I thought I could give her everything back all at once and she'd be really happy about it but I never got the chance to talk to her so I just kept it in my bag and it smelled nice.
0/10
Frick off back to IQfy with this larping garbage.
Troon out and throw a tantrum on twatter about how you got kicked out of your college because you transitioned. You'll be graduated in a matter of days with the highest degree.
They will ask for proof though so you'd better hop on hrt now
> parents won't be that upset
> i know javascript and some react
For the love of God, if I was your father, I'd beat you up. homie went to college and came back with bootcamp-tier "knowledge".
>homie
Are you
?
Fricking newbies
That's why you should never pay for your kid college. These gays are a waste of money and oxygen
Kek, this is the funniest thread on IQfy in a while.
kek this is the worst possible to be looking for work in this field, let alone with no experience. just go get a real job.
you have to be over 30 to post here
>in this 3 months i have to find some tech related job so my parents won't be that upset
You can manage my OF. I can only pay you in footjobs though and you have to wear a blindfold each time
>american college
what is that?
This happened to me last year, anon you need to hunt down every single school district within a 50 mile radius of you and apply on every single desktop support/it support specialist job. Write down on resume that you that you worked at a recently defunct restaurant and say that you helped the manager setup his computer. Talk about your programming experience and make up a customer service experience you had. Good luck
treat the depression/burnout that caused you to be kicked out of college in the first place
even if you do land a job, and you feel relieved at first, you will get your motivation destroyed again, if you don't treat the underlying issues
wish you the best of luck, anon