am I supposed to believe this is a "quantum computer"? what kind of scam is this?

am I supposed to believe this is a "quantum computer"?
what kind of scam is this?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel free to present your in-depth explanation of what a quantum computer should look like instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk man, like a computer perhaps?

      you dont see me calling pic related a "anti-gravity digital information processing system" and claiming it's revolutionary, I'd be called out as some sort of moronic grifter poser.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where's the part that cools the processor down to near absolute zero?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cools the processor down to near absolute zero
          why
          more quantum computing made up rules ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quantum computers require extremely cold temperatures, close to absolute zero (around -273°C), for two main reasons related to the quirky nature of quantum bits (qubits):

            1. Maintaining Qubit Coherence: Qubits, unlike classical bits (0 or 1), can exist in a superposition of both states simultaneously. This fragile state, crucial for quantum computations, is incredibly sensitive to disruptions. Thermal energy, essentially the jittery motion of atoms and molecules, acts like a noisy neighbor for qubits. At higher temperatures, these vibrations can bump the qubits out of their delicate superposition, leading to errors in calculations. Cooling the system significantly reduces thermal motion, minimizing these disruptions and allowing qubits to maintain their superposition for longer durations.

            2. Superconducting Qubits (a common type): Many current quantum computers rely on superconductors to create qubits. Superconductors offer unique properties for qubit manipulation. However, superconductivity itself disappears at higher temperatures. By chilling the system to near absolute zero, scientists can induce and maintain superconductivity, a necessary condition for these types of qubits to function.

            In essence, the extreme cold temperatures in quantum computers act like a noise-canceling headset for qubits, keeping them isolated from thermal disturbances and enabling them to operate in the delicate quantum realm. This allows for more accurate and reliable quantum computations.

            It's important to note that there are ongoing efforts to develop quantum computers that function at higher temperatures. These alternative approaches might involve different types of qubits or error correction techniques that are less sensitive to thermal noise.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, homosexual-gpt.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because qubits will collapse more frequently at higher temperatures. Lesser thermal noise = more stability.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >because qubits will collapse more frequently at higher temperatures
            where do you see qubits here:

            idk man, like a computer perhaps?

            you dont see me calling pic related a "anti-gravity digital information processing system" and claiming it's revolutionary, I'd be called out as some sort of moronic grifter poser.

            anon made a scam analogy like calling a shitty desktop computer something ridiculous as a grift, similar to calling a chandelier a quantum computer like OP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is it really a computer if it cant run fortnite?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it should be at least 12% more quantum

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes it quantifies computimg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like it can quantify my nuts too

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have one of those on my ceiling. Is it valuable or something?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's mostly a refrigerator

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quantum computers have a distinctive look due to the unique challenges of their technology. Here's the breakdown:

    Function over Form: Unlike classical computers designed for user interaction, quantum computers prioritize creating a stable environment for their delicate quantum bits (qubits). This often leads to a scientific apparatus feel.

    Maintaining Qubit Stability: Qubits exist in a fragile quantum state. To function, they need extreme isolation from external interference like heat, vibration, and even electromagnetic waves. This necessitates bulky shielding, cooling systems, and intricate wiring, resulting in the complex appearance.

    Early Stage of Development: Quantum computers are still under development. Unlike the standardized look of personal computers, quantum computers haven't reached a definitive form factor yet. The current look reflects the ongoing experimentation with different approaches.

    Some liken the look to a giant chandelier, with its web of wires and tubes. Others describe it as a futuristic machine due to its unfamiliar form.

    It's important to remember that the look of quantum computers will likely change as the technology matures.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder if this is a Black person pasting shit from ChatGPT or an actual ai bot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably the former

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > It's important to remember
      > It's important
      Thank you Mr. Chatbot, I know you are only here to help us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up shut the frick up shut the frick up
      Use a different model that doesn't use gpt-ism's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Qubits, as in, the measurement used in building the Ark?
      By the way, a computer which will answer 1&2 for a 1 or 2 question is completely useless.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ME NO UNDERSTAND THING
    >ME THINK THING FAKE
    why is this 70% of the posts on this board?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ask me how I know you're vaxxed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because i'm still alive and that makes you seethe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could always be worse
      it's 95% of the posts on IQfy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could always be worse
      it's 95% of the posts on IQfy

      Frustratingly common nowadays, either because they're genuinely stupid or they're trying to sell you something else.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At the very fricking least, why is it upside down?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >At the very fricking least, why is it upside down?

      because the whole thing gets lowered into a bath of liquid nitrogen when it's run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better system isolation.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think this is bad, don't look at what early computers were.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will go to the Moon with this zoomer technology.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that's just a measuring tool connected to a regular computer. Like those guys that have a giant table full of tiny circular mirrors to bounce lasers around to make some sort of calculations on a Win 95 laptop.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An indian scam

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am I supposed to believe this is a "quantum chip"?
    what kind of scam is this?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its literally some machined brass and rg316 cables.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the cooling system, not the computer itself.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't know what skyrmions are or why fluxonium qubits are preferred, then any opinion you have regarding this topic is null.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skyrmions
      >fluxonium
      Who the frick names these things?
      This makes my fartions expand dangerously.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      show me something that works instead of prototype cooling devices for a theoretical whitepaper design
      for now the "quantum computer" is as real as a time machine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We are currently at an era in quantum computing where the only thing we can do is research and theorize due to being bottlenecked by multiple things. This is the same as when the first CPU was made, only difference is that instead of being bottlenecked by transistors, we're bottlenecked by heat and physical space. We won't see any major advancements in quantum computing until we get a superconductor or something.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a quantum scamming computer

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It reminds me of the early computers that used vacuum tubes before transistors were invented.
    I suppose it's computational power is a joke but as a proof of concept it is awesome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vacuum tube computers worked as expected. This quantum shit doesn't.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like Bitcoin, but for scientists.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put $3000 into Quantum computing stocks. I am greatly regretting it but I don't want to sell especially since one is in the green. I know I'm likely to lose it all soon

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you fail high school math so everything above counting is magic or fake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >high school math
      i can look around me and apply highschool math
      pic related is useless

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It fake.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You would if it had a cool looking cover, with led lights and glowing buttons, admit it.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are right, quantum computers do not exist, what you saw are alien anal probing devices. they are working with the government.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can believe this is a QC, because it makes sense.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are are plastic blocks in gold paint, it's a idea about what a "quantum computer" should be, it's nice for photos in social media.
    A true quantum computer, is a giant freezer with a lab with superconductive metal in absolute zero in vacuum. It's too expensive for a regular use (how many freezers in -273°C are in regular houses/apartments) and eat too much electricity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ion traps tend to look like that.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LGBTQuantum mechanics is a hoax.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh, the first comment I saw was someone saying it was fake because he took Schrodinger's Cat literally.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me how they sync up time and other syncing issues with quantum computers? How do they even address race conditions in logic blocks?

    I used to be interested in quantum computing back then, and now I think they're just funding sinkholes for companies and governments. They're too unstable systematically and introduces more problems than it claims to solve.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it run on Linux and if it does then what distro?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this peace of shit nearly matched by Commodore 64 in some test where they put them through the same algorithm and the speed and accuracy was nearly the same?

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