>an English major ruled the industry of nerds

>an English major ruled the industry of nerds

how did he do it

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Businessmen rule everything, nerds are just their slaves

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But businessmen in the 21st century are nerds as well, at least in the tech space. He’s the exception

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      did he even graduate college? him and woz were building computers by hand out of perf board in their garage as teenagers I thought

      being immersed in tech, and being in the right place at the right time is all it takes, thats every successful tech companies beginnings

      tim cook is a businessman, steve jobs is all hardware computer science

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >him and woz were building computers by hand out of perf board in their garage
        yeah, they were forced to build them because byte computers didn't want kits. they wanted working systems. woz and jobs weren't working alone either. during this time woz already had a prototype of apple 2 working, tried to sell it to commodore but jack tramiel apparently wasn't interested after there were some disagreements on who should get the lion's share of the profits.
        >as teenagers I thought
        jobs was 20/21 (i think) and woz 25 or so.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would jobs have benefited from a CS degree? The average CS major can barely form a coherent paragraph, not good for selling iphones!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've automated writing paragraphs.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was able to walk in the shoes of the average joe to know how to simplify technology that even your grandma can use since he wasn't as antisocial, nerdy, greasy, and smelly like fat Woz.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good point. I can't be the only one who feels like if I know something then everyone else does as well so there's no need to simplify stuff. I know it's ridiculous.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      now ditto I don't know about woz but jobs was as much a filthy hippy dropout gay as they come

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >banished from his own company by employees
        How

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that Aston kutcher movie showed it to be when he wasn't working at apple, but I don't think him being the boss with a shitload of cheddar helped things, I bet it did the opposite, homie must have REEKED frfr, I can't even imagine the smell towards the end, unwashed cancer ridden rotted fruit smelling sweat musk enveloping the room when balding turtleneck apple man walked in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only ate fruit
        >Company named Apple
        The thick plottens.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thought he didn't need to shower because he only ate fruit
        This is the same genius that crafted a product that melted itself because he thought air vents looked dumb. And he got a book, a documentary, and people still cream themselves over the crypto-pajeet.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ruined the industry
    no need to thank me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you. His death ruined the industry. E.g. he didn't like bluetooth file transfers because of his tooth aches. Tim "Gay moron" Cook didn't get the memo and still doesn't allow BlueTooth file transfers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bluetooth file transfer
        >In the year of our Lord 2024
        Anon, I . . .

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You get trade secrets!
          >You get trade secrets!
          >EVERYBODY GETS TRADE SECRETS!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    by being power hungry, absolutely ruthless and not cumming during sex
    men like steven are basically the modern gengis kane

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not cumming during sex
      Too real. The amount of times I've heard entrepreneurial types claim they did nofap for extended periods of time for motivation... It does give you a certain stimulation, but eventually the constant arousal ruins it. I'm rambling, but it's been something that's been on my mind for a long time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not cumming during sex
      Are you serious ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is how we build and harness our jing energy anon. it is the way.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    linguistics has many parallel ideas to tech

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such as?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        programming works in close to natural language metaphor for machine instructions. minds capable of visualizing abstract concepts as useful metaphors write better code

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same way a struggling Art Student almost took over the world. By being Charismatic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And also by being right about almost everything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly not since he's dead after a pathetic loss.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's widely acknowledged that he was an excellent marketer.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    basically rode on the nutsack of woz until woz said frick this shit i'm out and sold most of his shares. even this Black person sold all his apple shares except ONE, only so he could keep getting financial reports on apple.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He came of age in a (better) era where society hadn’t been so completely stratified by higher education that you’re completely discouraged from doing anything you don’t have a loicense (ie degree) in
    Writers would mess around with hobbyist computers, medical doctors would know how to fix a car, and so on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hadn’t been so completely stratified by higher education
      things were far worse in the 1970s. did you forget about the vietnam war protest movements and the feminist movements?
      >Writers would mess around with hobbyist computers
      wow. who would have thought that "writers" would be interesting in WORD PROCESSORS? amazing. zoomers ideas of what the 1970s were like are bizarre, delusional and frightening. it's a good thing you useless fricks aren't writing history books.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize you’re only proving my point, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, anon. People of one discipline were forking into other disciplines because they saw potential cross-application of technologies and skills. Truly a hellscape of a magnitude that defies description. Unlike the utopia we have now, with everyone micro-focused on a particular aspect of a particular field, and refusing to do anything that might violate the orthodox of that technical channel. It's a good thing we have anons like you to put silly anons like

        He came of age in a (better) era where society hadn’t been so completely stratified by higher education that you’re completely discouraged from doing anything you don’t have a loicense (ie degree) in
        Writers would mess around with hobbyist computers, medical doctors would know how to fix a car, and so on

        in their place.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The merit he actually had:
    >good interviews and monologues talking about soft-dev, hardware and IT in general
    What people like him for:
    >le visionary
    >invented tooooch phoooones
    >GENIOUS

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an English major ruled the industry of gays
    Fix'd

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best people at an industry are the ones who arrived at it by chance and not because it was their dream. Another example is George Lucas.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero respect for Jobs and I can honestly say I have not used one of his products. In the UK, Clive Sinclair was the real hero of home computing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other thing about Clive was that he wasn't a massive vegetable eating homosexual who died of AIDS.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The resemblance isn't really that remarkable, and yet I can't unsee it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other thing about Clive was that he wasn't a massive vegetable eating homosexual who died of AIDS.

      >In 2010 Sinclair married Angie Bowness, a former dancer at a Stringfellows nightclub and who represented England for Miss Europe 1995. This second marriage lasted for seven years before also ending in divorce.
      Based?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By being a sociopathic narcissist and bullying nerds, like Woz, to his will

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His powerful stink

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how did he do it
    Conceit and hubris.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >business administration majors are racing an industry of freetards to the bottom
    it's not that hard

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is called "jobs"
    >Jobs to a curable tumor
    Pottery

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This idea that people are defined by their undergraduate major needs to die. If you are still doing what you studied when you were 20 years old when you are 35 you majorly fricked up.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve jobs is the goat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      baaaaa

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