>"Anon? So, we see that you're very passionate about tech, but I'm looking at your resume and it doesn't appear to have any professional experience listed..."
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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I kill and rape (in that order) her because it's a IQfy induced nightmare and not real life, I would never try to work in IT.
not my problem, also do you wanna grab a coffe after this?
Being interviewed for a job by a woman... a race-mixed one to cap it all... I don't respond, I just go away.
(And by the way she's ugly)
"That's correct."
>can't get professional experience because I lack professional experience
Am I supposed to get freelance and do volunteer work for the rest of my life? Goddamn it.
just do a nepotism
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This.
nepotism always wins.
But none of the autists on IQfy will understand, its not what you know, its WHO you know.
Nepotism is the way that 90% of my friends found their first few real jobs, but what worked for me was an equally unusual hiring method
There used to be this website that would issue coding challenges to everyone prior to filtering out resumes. Then in that same week you'd get an interview from a company.
I didn't have connections for shit but it worked great for me
nepotism or humiliation rituals like volunteer (free work), contributing to repos (free work), internships (free work), suck off a troony to get a job (free work)
>internships (free work)
internships generally pay decently
Literally the only way you get jobs in this world is through nepotism/connections or selling your body if you are a woman.
This. Both are a form of prostitution. One is mental (socializing with normalgoyim and ass kissing for favors) and one is physical (either of your set of lips caressing a man's wiener). Boys, if your girlfriends get promotions I think you should be very worried and get an STD check...
How do I get my foot in the door?
>married
I'll take your job once you decide to pop out a few babies and never return to work, costing the company thousands of dollars each month for you to stay at home.
modern wahmen get back to work 2 weeks after they destroy their bodies by queefing out new wagebabies.
Just say it's something you've always wanted to do and explain why, not hard.
We hired structural engineers who have never worked as a programmer before but they wanted to learn and they turned out to be fine programmers.
IT diploma is worthless anyway.
Your AI empowered AR glasses will do this in real time a few years from now.
Unfortunately ~~*they*~~ will probably ban it due to a violation of the women's rights or something like that.
I think there's been a mix-up here, I have three years of experience as a software developer and one as a data analyst.
Sorry, we need 6 years of experience in this language that has only existed for 2 months, try again.
You must be illiterate then I’ve worked at three well known publicly traded companies (this is a real conversation I’ve actually had with an Indian recruiter.)
*pull out my dick* do you think a man with no experience would have a dick this big?
Does your dick grow with experience?
it grows if you give me experience
Story-telling time. Explain stuff you've done and know how to do to make it clear that you are knowledgeable nerd.
But I enjoy messing with computers because it is not a job to begin with.
I have 8 years of experience, papers, and patents, so I'm not particularly concerned