>Anon can you read anon jr another chapter of finnegan's wake? I have to go fill up her milk bottle
>Anon can you read anon jr another chapter of finnegan's wake?
>Anon can you read anon jr another chapter of finnegan's wake? I have to go fill up her milk bottle
Dead looking eyes, fake nails, not breastfeeding our kid you're not my wife you are... AHHHHHHHH!!!
i fricking love bangs so much gros bangs are so so cute
hrm?
congratulations on your first attempt at correlation
in your infinite hubris you have reduced infinite human mind to a cartoon caricature and it is now invalid
cause i like blondes the most of all
tough luck...
that's a lot of words for 'too close to home'
yeah sure, mister mastermind of pattern recognition, go check my early life wikipedia section or something
also only the left one has bangs, the other two are like i dont even know what that is, but looks cringe
Link to wiki article?
Either troony or Mira samegayging. Sad either way.
Stop shilling tattoos you demented simp, they make women look like diseased washed up prostitutes.
Which is exactly what most women are by their late twenties nowadays, but the point still stands.
Also,
>complexities of real women
lmao
Based Nietzsche as always
When Nietzsche says that he means the deepest compliment by the way.
>IQfy is when you pretend that the words have the opposite meaning
yes
>real women
is this acceptable language in Current Year™? looks kinda problematic
b-bros . . .
Blondes are bawds
Imagine all of your baby pictures are selfies of your BPD mom where you are a glorified prop.
Damn, yeah
This begs the question, are all contemporary women sufferers of BPD? It's probably just the cultural
womanshowingobject.jpg
Bpd diagnosis criteria is biased against women. Just like autism is biased against men
For the longest time I thought her father was Charles bukowski
How do I meet my future wife at my university bros
Have you tried following them into the women's restroom and sniffing their toilet seats after they're done?
Why would you want to do that?
So that I can have children.
High education level is the best predictor of low children count.
It doesn't HAVE to be, though.
Surely, follow your dreams!
Yeah marrying a moronic Muslim or israeli woman will guarantee you >10 dumb fanatic racist mutilated children.
Aren't you the guy asking for advice on how to marry a college woman on IQfy? I guess you should choose your course considering your goal.
Be a janitor in a university, besides skipping student debt possibly one of the women you get pregnant will settle for marriage.
Hi, Mira.
Cute nails. It's crazy to think there sre parents on this site.
I'm 31 and have two children. I own a house. I come here when I shit.
I love women so much.
What do you like about them? They just sit on their asses all down reading smut and eating chocolate
I thought she preferred Rowling to Joyce?
>Anon can you read anon jr another chapter of finnegan's wake? I have to go fill up her milk bottle
I think I should help with the milk bottle instead
Anon Jr. is a her?
dude she literally smoked a weed joint out of a bong shaped like a 2014 meme show some respect (weed) #420
>bottle
Use your god given teat you stupid prostitute.
The bald guy has been using them as speed bags for too long
>this was 6 years ago
She's 6 years older now
That's actually 30 years in woman years
who is she ?
Her name is Brooke Kolner and she cheated on her husband with a black guy.
Pretty common in American couples.
>her
*have her put the baby down, make her feel at ease* Okay, honey.
*slap her hard*
FINNEGANS WAKE DOES NOT CONTAIN AN APOSTROPHE! I KNOW YOU SAID THE WORD VERBALLY BUT I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU SAID IT THAT YOU INDICATED AN APOSTROPHE!!!
*baby starts crying*
I-I'm sorry, you're right. Finnegans Wake does not contain an apostrophe.
That's better. *kisses her forehead*
*she has that sad uggo look*
*I pick up the family copy, pick up the crying baby and start reading aloud in a "silly" voice while rocking the baby*
"He had not walked over a pentiadpair of parsecs from his azylium when at the turning of the Shinshone Lanteran near Saint Bowery's-without-his-Walls he came (secunding to the one oneth of the propecies, Amnis Limina Permanent) upon the most unconsciously boggylooking stream he ever locked his eyes with. Out of the colliens it took a rise by daubing itself..."
*baby starts calming down*
*wife quietly and obediently starts dinner*
You're not a good person. You reek of cruelty.
She looks like this waifu that IQfy had a few years ago, named Bratty. RYM girl who I think e-dated a Chilean tripgay and then broke up with him, sending him down the 'tism spiral.
No real reason for bringing this up other than I don't want this knowledge to die with me. Not like I can tell anyone else about it without sounding insane.
I'd give anything to have a baby with a woman this cute, suprised this thread is still up
If I make a thread about how to acquire lit gf it gets deleted but shit like this stays up
Milk bottle? God gave you breasts that produce milk for a reason you halfwit. Sit down, put the child's mouth on your nipple, and I'll take the other one. Daddy is thirsty also.
>IQfy - Literature
Woman, how long does it take to fill a milk bottle?