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Anon, we've built a new Instagrammable HQ so that you'd come back to the office 5 days a week!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to start spending 3 hours of my day commuting for no reward again!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no reward
      >muh life needs muh achievements
      zoomers play way too many video games

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool so is the boss going to give up his yacht and his mansion and live in a small apartment with no savings?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > reaward
        A fundamental subsystem in our brain for enforcing activities and habbits.
        Often noticed troughout permanent hyperstimulus, resulting in loss of allmost all motivation to do anything.

        > Zoomers and their video games

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ~~**~~
        >Just waste your life for no reason bro

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How about we just work from home? we all have computers...
    Boomers: "NOOOOOO YOU CANT YOU HAVE TO WASTE FUEL AND TIME TO COME TO THE OFFICE NOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      funny enough it's the zoomshits that want to come back.
      >noooo, i need le heckin mentoring and muh tik tock!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >muh boomers
      dilate

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously though
    If you want me to work in your shitty bay area location where a one bedroom apartment costs a million dollars a month
    How about building some fricking cheap employee apartment buildings?
    Frick commuting
    The CEO should have to commute 2 hours like everybody else

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are working there for the higher pay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      never forget you're disposable and there are a hundred other applicants who will.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your pajeets and your business dying.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's better than a glass cube

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What in the frick is that design? I want to see what the inside looks like.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting design process, build generic building then remove blocks, randomly assemble removed ones into new building.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/azWRWUS.jpeg

      Anon, we've built a new Instagrammable HQ so that you'd come back to the office 5 days a week!

      This is ugly as sin. I like the concept, but the result is fricking disgusting.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if they gave me a corner office i'd come back. main reason i hate going to the office is because the open office panopticon sucks ass

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we care a lot about climate change
    >why yes, everyone has to come to the office to do their Teams calls and emails

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I go to the office every workday because it's 15 minutes from my house and I get free lunchk nice coffee, and gym there. Also I can leave my work behind when I leave the office.

    There's only like two people who go into the office so it's real quiet and comfy. If everyone decided to go back to the office I'd work from home.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So everyone can have a corner office now right?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reported your office to the eco-commissar as requiring a commute is a major contributor to climate change

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why the ~~*Green parties*~~ here in Europe never mention it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they could make smaller offices and spread them around the country so people spend less time commuting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah like... small one person offices, attached to your house

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I live close to this building and did a viewing when it was just finished. considered moving there. the units are insanely cramped, prefab bog standard cattle housing.
    >2000 a month
    >~30m2
    >parking space not included
    >no doorbell, visitors have to talk to the front desk, front desk calls you
    >every unit has a built in wine cooler but no dishwasher
    >right next to a highway, open a window hear cars all day and breathe in fumes

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