Anon, we've built a new Instagrammable HQ so that you'd come back to the office 5 days a week!
Anon, we've built a new Instagrammable HQ so that you'd come back to the office 5 days a week!
Anon, we've built a new Instagrammable HQ so that you'd come back to the office 5 days a week!
I can't wait to start spending 3 hours of my day commuting for no reward again!!!
>no reward
>muh life needs muh achievements
zoomers play way too many video games
Cool so is the boss going to give up his yacht and his mansion and live in a small apartment with no savings?
> reaward
A fundamental subsystem in our brain for enforcing activities and habbits.
Often noticed troughout permanent hyperstimulus, resulting in loss of allmost all motivation to do anything.
> Zoomers and their video games
~~**~~
>Just waste your life for no reason bro
How about we just work from home? we all have computers...
Boomers: "NOOOOOO YOU CANT YOU HAVE TO WASTE FUEL AND TIME TO COME TO THE OFFICE NOOOOOOOOOOO"
funny enough it's the zoomshits that want to come back.
>noooo, i need le heckin mentoring and muh tik tock!
>muh boomers
dilate
Seriously though
If you want me to work in your shitty bay area location where a one bedroom apartment costs a million dollars a month
How about building some fricking cheap employee apartment buildings?
Frick commuting
The CEO should have to commute 2 hours like everybody else
You are working there for the higher pay
never forget you're disposable and there are a hundred other applicants who will.
enjoy your pajeets and your business dying.
It's better than a glass cube
kino
What in the frick is that design? I want to see what the inside looks like.
Interesting design process, build generic building then remove blocks, randomly assemble removed ones into new building.
This is ugly as sin. I like the concept, but the result is fricking disgusting.
if they gave me a corner office i'd come back. main reason i hate going to the office is because the open office panopticon sucks ass
>we care a lot about climate change
>why yes, everyone has to come to the office to do their Teams calls and emails
I go to the office every workday because it's 15 minutes from my house and I get free lunchk nice coffee, and gym there. Also I can leave my work behind when I leave the office.
There's only like two people who go into the office so it's real quiet and comfy. If everyone decided to go back to the office I'd work from home.
So everyone can have a corner office now right?
Reported your office to the eco-commissar as requiring a commute is a major contributor to climate change
I wonder why the ~~*Green parties*~~ here in Europe never mention it
Perfect
they could make smaller offices and spread them around the country so people spend less time commuting.
yeah like... small one person offices, attached to your house
I live close to this building and did a viewing when it was just finished. considered moving there. the units are insanely cramped, prefab bog standard cattle housing.
>2000 a month
>~30m2
>parking space not included
>no doorbell, visitors have to talk to the front desk, front desk calls you
>every unit has a built in wine cooler but no dishwasher
>right next to a highway, open a window hear cars all day and breathe in fumes