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I fricking kneel
What's the threshold?
it looks like it caps out at mogul
wrong one
that means this
gay name changed and edited the cash value with his screenshot
WDYM anon
Going in on gachi and game
300k in on GME gonna pull so it tanks hopefully
>What I'm saying is until we see him posting with an $SIGN then I am not convinced.
yea probably unless he botted or just changed the html i cant think of how else he'd get to that. tis the season.
BOOBchads helped me get to this point initially. I will never forget you bros.
Hello fellow Bane enjoyers
You didn't listen to me $AUTSM
Now, you're already red
HOW THE FRICK DID YOU GET SO RICH SO EARLY?
truth is... the game was rigged from the start.
but that doesn't matter, anon. Believe in yourself and you will persevere. Though we walk in the valley of the shadow of YHWH, I fear no Moloch.
Yes, quite.
High roller checking in
>he's not a mogul
poorgays, the lot of you
i will never give up on fake internet money
What's the cutoff between Magnate and Mogul?
10 million, I think.
imagine not being a mogul by now... you must have just logged on or something right?
I just won capitalism. I am now communist.
I didn't win as hard as this guy
but I can now ignore this clown world to go work in the real clown world.
>wage slaves
lmfao
>Not a Magnate yet
sshhh
i don't envy wage slaves
>boob ico $1
makin bands
listenin to my suno tracks
whose the april fool now?
i just want to make it, bros
stay poor, shitskin
Huh
IQfy is an anime board
Should we sell? It's tripled.
Just wanna say I gamed all morning to be a part of this thread.
Feels good to be with winners.
I don't have any money... I swear.
Don't bother asking for any handouts.
Bought 10k ANIME at 1$, anyone know how to buy/sell in batches of over 1000?
>Bought 10k ANIME at 1$, anyone know how to buy/sell in batches of over 1000?
You have to create a bot to do wash trading for you while you sleep basically.
There's no point. Nobody has discovered any benefit above a $5m portfolio.
The benefit is getting to brag you’re in the 8 figure club
But yeah ngl once you hit past mogul status there’s not much to do and the stock buying/selling limit at 1000 every 10 seconds hardcaps how much you can earn and means you get diminishing returns, hopefully the mods do something about this by noon
What are the titles and their cutoff value?
Pathetic poorgay
>~$1 m
Rich investor
>~$2.5 m
Magnate
>$5 m
Mogul
I see, thanks
Has anyone made 100m yet?
>$3 million portfolio
>Shit coins like $ANIME no longer worth my time
>tbh FRIENDS RISE UP
>DESU
DESU
The bubble is about to burst
Clown will never not be a store of value
Chuck
5 MILLION CLUB
hidden gem in gachi btw
is magnate better than mogul?
Stuck in 7 Figure hell waiting for 300+ on $ANIME
So, when are we pumping YTSB?
tfw dealing with sub $300 coins becomes a pain in the ass.
.t 6.7m
it takes the full 10 minutes just to sell half a position. kek
>chuck finally bounces
>pepe DUMPS
why god why
you'll make it one day anon, just keep your spirits up and your eyes on the bag
AUTSM
I got 10 of everything and a milly in the bank. I'm pretty comfy. At this point I'm just waiting for shit to crash so I can 10x again.
Lets go GME
chuck is going to make me a mogul
>reminder that only $CLOWN has good fundamentals
>rainbow text is exclusive to it, and thus $CLOWN is a great store of value
>it's true, rainbowtext is cooler than any of the other gimmicks
>the only thing which is comparable is $CHAD's greyposting
>and why would anyone want to post in grey when they can post in ~rainbows~
Amen, it's why I keep clown as my store of value
Wait ?
The stocks have powers ?
yes
I wish they got more powerful the more you own though
That'd be cool.
>$BOOB IS LOVE
>$BOOB IS LIFE
>$BOOB
>invest in clown
might dump clown just to spite you
looks like your dump was a pump
Rainbows are gay
Ok, I am permanent clown poster now. just retired as a mogul.
Is there any title bigger than mogul?
Admin must have made something for the psycho who makes a billion
I don't think so. I already hit 100M and I'm still just a mogul.
Ok, now make 10x times what you’ve made so far
I don't think that's even possible in this time frame(I assume YSE will be up for 48 hours at most). Even at just 5M you're already pretty deep in diminishing returns territory. Maybe if there wasn't a 1000 shares/transaction limit.
Some moguls are using scripts now to automate the 10 seconds barriers
How th eFRICK do you fill 100,000 share positions with a 1000/10 second buffer????
Not even hard. 1000/10s means you can do roughly 30 000 every 5 minutes if you're any good at multitasking.
Lol, I bought Bane at 8, went to sleep and woke up a millionaire
Then anime hit 1 and I made a funny
what was the trick ?
all in $ANIME when it was $1
Lisan Al Gaib.
Since you can delete your account at will (and presumably create a new one?) would it be possible to artificially inflate the price of any stock up to at least $1000 by just repeatedly buying, deleting your account, making a new one, and buying again? You'd have essentially infinite money although you could only buy $1000 worth at once.
We need someone with nothing to lose to try this.
let me try
Waiting for SICP to dip
JUST ALL IN'd TO GME, check my post history, decide wisely
>went in
>going back to clown
>since it's a great utility
monnies
Reporting in
How does one reach Magnate?
I was sitting at about $1.5 mil for a bit but I only got Rich.
>2M+
>go to sleep
>my folio went from 2 mil to 12 mil
based
Highest title
Wtf, mf is a trillion dollars worth
>Anonymous God
Well I'll be literally damned.
I wonder if there's a special title for the madlad who manages to reduce his account to a single dollar?
>good question
Just got in the game. Is there any hope for me?
I started 4 hours ago and am just shy of 3m only because anime went down $1
Magnate isnt high roller I just put all my money into a stock when it drops low enough I think itll rise then take it out when it 2x's
>$CHUCK is about to go parabolic get in don't sleep on it.
CHUCKBROS WE LOST
>I forgot I held a good chunk in chuck
just found out, CIA glows if you use dark theme. Not as cool as CHAD or CLOWN, but it's undervalued at the moment.
What does CHAD do?
You're right, that's cool
The Anime one gets stronger when you touch it lol
Neat
buy $CIA now
slurp that anime while you still can mogulbros
>You can hold normal funds forever
>Value of money doesn't decrease
>Limit is 30,000 stocks in 5 minutes
Just dump 30k stocks into whatever bottoms then pull it all out and wait for the next one
It's not hard to beat the system basically we should all buy & sell together. It's literally free money. Join me and buy CHUCK I'll post our next target in here. We can all have `God` title in 30 minutes.
God title is fake, the market obviously isnt decided by volume
Wait for the Pump on CHUCK, we'll sell it at the next candle. Buy it if you are not in, then we'll jump ship to next cheapest stock.
We also need a whale to help us out, if you are a whale please trade with us so you we can both win
>Aspiring investor
Get out
Awesome, I just sold get out from CHUCK for GME
>anon asks for pump
>CHUCK doubles in price
which one of you did this?
I'm in.
So we pumping /GME/ now?
I've been slurping ANIME and GME
I put 200k in
Please God yes, I bought at 86 dollars lol
some fricking whale tried to stop us but they failed let's sell it for CHUCK
they just made me buy more GME :^)
Drop all GME lads its time for $1 GME to a 100x growth
this, don't have time to buy CHUCK, dump all GME to $1 so we can pump it to $1000
>he missed the GME dip
GME at 11 hope y'all are happy with your puny x2
Lads sell your gmes and wait on $, we all should buy it from dip together and then sell it together
Selling $5m in GME
just bought more thanks :^)
join us, we can't beat you anyway and you'll get maybe 10x
If he whales then I get x2 on my residual 500k, if he doesnt I get to buy in w all my cash, win-win
I'm around ~500k, waiting for dip to buy
GAMERS RISE UP
Oh God fricking DAMMIT
Never hold more than like 2 ticks this is all RNG its not actually affected by volume
t. poorgay
my folio is worth 15mil and I only have 3 of it in cash
$1 is unrealistic and it has a good dip, let's buy GME together to make a good 2x
I hope you are rping, we literally wrote here it'll happen
Motherfricker I was a millionaire in 2008.
It took me 12 years of fricking up over and over again on stocks to finally end up in my mom's basement listening to her fricking c**t boyfriend laughing at me
Just bought ~500k GME, get in we'll sell next round no matter what
Selling GMEs for GACHI, get in GACHI for the next round
made it to $10m on multiple IPs already. this April fools fricking sucks
If you were at 10m youd have Mogul
Cant tell if I wanna buy gachi now or wait till it drops
if you weren't such a social moron you'd understand my comment clearly suggested I am on my third ip
Okay, but what's the lowest you've gotten one of your IPs?
Let me know when you get below $50 and I'll be impressed.
The joke is that the winners are the people with the least money, and your objective from the start was to actually piss away your starting funds.
Just hit $100 million, do I get a rank up?
Your portfolio is valued at $25256974:
ANIME×61100
AUTSM×100
BANE×100
BOOB×1
CHAD×200
CHUCK×3100
CIA×100
CLOWN×20
DESU×5370
GACHI×1400
GME×100
LOL×110
PEPE×20
RDDT×10
SICP×110
WOJK×100
YTSB×10
$×6106765
got here only with chuck anime tbh then got bored
selling all 61k anime right now
20k sold
to $1 we go
Alright all in in GACHI 'll sell next round no matter what, ~600k in this round
HOW DO YOU MAKE MONEY WITH THIS, I JUST LOSE EVERYTIME, BOOB RUG GACHI RUG PEPE RUG
if you can't make money on this moron shit then you shouldnt be on this board GTFO
just buy low sell high bro
>GME won't stop crashing ffs
Good, let it get to 1$ and make it new Anime
>i sold 4k chuck to have cash reserves then
Rugged so will wait
>mfw bought gme @ over $250 over an hour ago
when does the pain stop lads?
BUY GACHI
BUY GACHI
BUY GACHI
BUY GACHI WHILE U CAN BROS
GACHI IS $3
Getting those cheap gachibux
FRICK IT WE BALL
anime crashing fast
get ready to buy at low
>can I retire now?
>just made an easy 10x on gachi
if you missed out you might be moronic
did you really sell at 30?
moron you are meant to wait until triple digits which is going to be next refresh
>he thinks I sell it all
I bought 30000 and sold a few thousand
you are meant to keep buying after first refresh
imagine wasting your order time on selling for 30 lmao
>samegayging on an ID board
i followed up on my reply moron
Transferred my entire portfolio to gachi, we making bank
Is this the funny internet money I’ve hearing about?
test
Mr janitor how many hot pockets can you buy with the money you made?
So is the joke going to be
>at closing time everything plummets to $0
>GACHI down to $19
AHHHHHHHHHH
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
You are poor
gme fricking ruined me in meme life and in real life
sorry mte
I'm doing it!
>bought the 1$ anime and invested it all into chuck even though everyone was saying it's never going anywhere
Kneel.
>he missed $2 chuck
OHNONONONO
>desutroon mogul
yikes
>chad mogul
I kneel.
tbh bullrun i would be scared magnate
Chuck will be worth more than tbh despite being messed with by the invisible grasy hand of the Janny, mark my fricking words.
i will sell all my chuck just to crash it if you want
selling chuck right now tbh
joining in
Do it, i want to massbuy chuck again
You're working for the janitorial staff, for free.
its over chuck, better sell before full crash
I will never sell a single Chuck.
>Magnate
shan't
GME down to $7, time to invest fellow ledditors
testo
Am i mogul now?
Feelsgood finally mogul
Next goal is to own 10k of each one. I believe in GME
Yes hello
Ffs why won't it show that I'm a mogul
test
Anyone richer than this?
all your chucks are about to be worthless so yes
wait so is it all client sided or did they actually implement an order book with other users?
test
That's it I'm fricking killing myself frick this shit
Based poorgay NEET
I will happily feed and house you in return for your indentured servitude
>In return for your indentured servitude
>NEET
>work
Lol just let me starve
top kek
I can't believe there are people this moronic unironically putting real money into meme crypto shitcoins
That's a big portfolio.
We did it lads.
deleted account boring after 10 mil
you can only sell and buy 1000 at the time right? can you get around that somehow?
I PUMPED AND DUMPED AND PUT IT ALL IN BOOB AT $600
I REGRET NOTHING
the reason why anime is never allowed to moon is because mods want people to use $ANIME.
That's why we'll never see pepe crash.
i just sold 60k anime
well played
I still have 35k
Already sold over 30k and bought $CIA
I guess I'm gonna kms
pepe finally dipped below $300. Suspicious.
surely this is the bottom
going straight to 1, mass buy every refresh until it hits 50 then sell at 200
down 4M
sicp bullrun
tbh bullrun
anime and chuck pump and dump
forever billionaire
i started at $1000 and now I have 10 million. You just gatta pull yourself up by your bootstraps and diversify your portfolio.
Nah all in ytsb
To be fair, I bought LOL and YTSB at single digits and within a hour it skyrocketed
>test
How is everyone not a mogul already?
I only started trading a couple hours ago.
test
Lmao, so wojack is separate from other posts. Lmao; what are all of them?
Don't laugh at the school shooter.
tfw up $260
gme finally recovering
GME made me rich
vallah
Sure it's easy to make a bazillion dollars on the YTSB but can you do the opposite and bring that balance below $1000? $500? $100? That's the true IQfy way
>was awake at 1am
>checked for April's fool
>see nothing, don't look at the announcements
>assume troony jannies just messed up this year
>go to sleep
>wake up and there's millionnaires that bought when it was worth nothing
just like IRL, I should give up shouldn't I
HOW
Buy low and sell high. Rinse and repeat
Checking in.
>Mogul status
Reporting in
How do I cash out?
Where is the cash out to bank button bros?
test
Good morning sers
DO NOT REDEEM
Its about to moon
I hate the 1000 purchase limit so much
What's the highest status? Mogul?
GOD
You're going all in on anime?
of course
If you're talking about
, it looks faked until he has a stock sign in his post because then it won't allow him to name change.
>mogul clown status is the top tier
Game is too easy. Only thing you have to do is sell the most expensive stock you own and just buy the cheapest stock in the market. Every round over and over
just like real life
Don't try that in real life. Real life stocks can declare bankruptcy and go down to 0
shhhh, let someone bet their life saving on the stock market because of a IQfys april fools joke
Naw, stock market follows the same rules of physics as life. What goes down must go up! Or something like that, I think the apple guy Tim Apple said it.
How is my status determined? Only portfolio? Cash? Combined? If I wanna keep the highest status I guess I'd have to rotate coins?
>went all-in on ANIME at $7
>moved it all to CIA at $7
I'm on the way up!
Tell me about bane
>anon is moronic and put his stock in the wrong field
He's a big guy.
cia coin very good inverstment will not rug sirs
>DO NOT CRASH THE PLANE
>DO NOT CRASH THE PLANE AAAAAAAAAAAA
REDEEM
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Mogulsisters, how we doing tonight? I built my fortune on the 1$ Anime and holding all my Chucks.
I think I'm done with the game. Just waiting for boob to drop and I have all of them. Not sure what to do after.
broke 20 million
bored now
Same, but here's a target to shoot for.
IMMA MAKE IT IMMA MAKE IT
top signal
IM A CIA Black person
I GLOW
Soon to join the 8 digit club bois
>lebbit
>shitstagram
>missed TradingView
Clearly missing the point here
I don't usually use your incel board.
.
What's up?
Bane..?
Mogul reporting in. $BOOB is the aristocrat's coin of choice.
who else /cashgang/ ???
This thread reeks of poor people
We should make one for moguls only
Am I mogul yet?
Black person sneed
GACHI gayS REPORT!
I missed the fricking $1 gachi by seconds
Fricking story of my life right there lmao
>well better hurry there's another $1 back to back.
GOD FRICKING FRICK MY LIFE WHY DO I FRICKINH KEEP FRICKING MISSING EVERYTHING WHY AM I SO FRICKING MEDIOCRE WHY CAN'T I JUST FRICKING LUCK OUT ONCE AT LIFE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY SJY WHY FRICK MY LIFE FRICK MY LIFE FRICK EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEE
It's still only 35. You can still make something off it.
NO I CAN'T, SEE:
FRICK FINANCE
did you miss this 1 dollar ytsb too?
YES. BECAUSE IM A FRICKING moronic SPASTIC HANDICAP
I'VE HAD ONE FRICKING DOLLAR FOR THE LAST FEW HOURS AND I KEEP MISSING CHANCES TO GET OFF THE FLOOR FUUUUUUUUUCK
Pamp it!
$1!!!!!
DUMP EVERYTHING INTO YTSB NOW!!!!
GACHI×10000
YTSB×10000
gg boys its been fun thanks for playing.
Easy
Its all in babyy
I'm up to 16mil and at this point it's getting boring. 1000/10seconds limit is gay.
started this shit 7 hours ago and I'm still not a mogul... it's actually fricking over
>7 hours
buy GME with all your money now and pray
>bought GMEx22500 for one $ each
>now at 33$ each
Easy
Same, I bought 15k at $1 and next refresh it was $33
Sar please purchace updoot
You know what to do.