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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off you gerontophile

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What in the actual frick is that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically a bunch of art hoes decided to sue Houellebecq for a non-existent rape? Does he appear in the "film"?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Opposite. Kirac approaches Houellebecq and tells him: "you have sex with these three women, we film it and we can do whatever you want with the footage". He agrees and the thing happens. Later he sues them saying he was depressed when he signed the contract and they basically raped him.
          Literally woman behavior from Houellebecq, I'm embarassed for him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heard he won his case to stop them from releasing the video.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            AFAIK he's won the right to see the finished edit X weeks before it is published so that he may object to its publication if it violates the contract (which allows pretty much everything).

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >three women
            4

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Literally woman behavior from Houellebecq, I'm embarassed for him.
            Yeah. He knew what he was getting into.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He should team up with the prostitutes from Girls Do Porn.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If he didn't see this being a massive trap he must be the most moronic person on the planet.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did this happen while he's been married to that Chinese bird? I wonder if she's cool with it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was her idea.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a disgosting language wtf

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          god fricking DAMN dutch is a fricking horrendously ugly language i couldn't bear listening to this past the 40 second mark

          >dutch
          >language
          Friendly reminder that """netherland""" isn't a real country

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Here's an army of dutch "people" vs one fat english geezer.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          god fricking DAMN dutch is a fricking horrendously ugly language i couldn't bear listening to this past the 40 second mark

          Dutch is a beautiful language. These drunk sounding art hoes slurring half their words do not properly represent the Dutch language.

          [...]
          >dutch
          >language
          Friendly reminder that """netherland""" isn't a real country

          homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dutch is a beautiful language

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >geef me een klap papa
            extremely hot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hitler is dood

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like someone having a stroke.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Engelsk – Nederlandsk
            ironic coming from a scandigay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >geef me een klap papa
            Cute as frick, better than Japanese

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            h-hot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, I'm going to use this to renovate sex with my wife when it becomes boring.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes. literally translating an English phrase to Dutch will surely prove your point.

            >Dutch is a beautiful language
            Dutch sound like shitty German same as Portuguese sound like shitty Spanish

            It's like they're trying to barf with every word but just keep failing.
            >akh akhkh uul akkhh

            You're not Dutch so your opinion doesn't matter c:

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm English and I think Dutch is a pretty language :3

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope and seethe, Deutsch is superior in every possible way than your botched grug tier abomination of a language

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah German is great. I don't know why you're assuming that I think Dutch is superior to German. I like both

            I'm English and I think Dutch is a pretty language :3

            Gebaseerd

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is there any Dutch author you think deserves more attention or would recommend? I only really know of Nescio

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ik ook

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine a Dutch qt asking you to "nuke" her ass

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dutch is a beautiful language
            Dutch sound like shitty German same as Portuguese sound like shitty Spanish

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like they're trying to barf with every word but just keep failing.
          >akh akhkh uul akkhh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        god fricking DAMN dutch is a fricking horrendously ugly language i couldn't bear listening to this past the 40 second mark

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Premature ejaculation and shame.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Leia had been drugged with the juice of ten Tatooinian giant mudskippers and was skimpily dressed in bikini armor anchored to her rear by a knobby gold hook. She lay next to an unconscious slave girl, both enchained to their master Yabba the Hutt, who snored in a gurgling fashion just a few feet away. A big puddle of white slime near the thighs of the green-skinned girl suggested that she had freshly been inseminated by Yabba.

    Leia's thoughts were muddled as she struggled to focus under the torporizing effects of the concoction. She knew that she needed to escape before she suffered the same fate as the slave girl at her feet. Time was running out, and Leia could find no method of escape.

    Just then, a tiny orc-like creature crossed her path. It noticed her, took stock of her body greedily, and approached. "So you are Princess Leia," the creature said scanning her from top to bottom, "it is a crying shame that I cannot have you for myself, but you are much too big for me."

    The princess had an idea. She whispered to the diminutive creature and wiggled out of her armored bikini bottom that had been anchored to her rear. Then she addressed the orc, "I know how much orcs hunger for the rarest of delicacies, well, I shall deposit upon your person a royal princesses' large and generous stool for you to do with as you please, if you can but unlock these manacles that connect me so cruelly to Yabba by neck, waist, and legs."

    The diminutive orc looked at her hungrily and finally said, "It's a deal."

    After the princess squatted and produced an impressively turned stool, the orc produced a skeletonkey, with which it freed Leia from all her binds. Without waiting a second longer, she got up and ran nude out of the chamber, almost slipping on the pool of pungent seed that continued to flow out of the unconscious slave girl.

    Leia followed the dark corridors of the fortress, but spying the shadows of pig guards before her, she turned back and felt she had little choice but to enter a small tunnel wherein she could hardly fit. The tunnel led back to Yabba's personal chamber, and she suddenly slipped down the increasingly inclined plane until she was shot out of the tunnel and thrown butt first onto a dark space below.

    The terrified princess landed softly on some large smelly mass. She wondered what it could possibly be that her bare bottom had alighted on. Suddenly, a thunderous growl caused her entire posterior to vibrate violently.

    To her horror, Leia discovered that she was back where she started. Worse yet, she was sitting on the mouth of an enraged Yabba the Hutt, as though on a toilet seat. The great Hutt could not see what object or creature had dared disturb his slumber at first. However, the telltale scent of nubile human female quickly engulfed his olfactory senses.

    Not wasting a second more, he latched onto the crotch of the unfortunate humanoid feminine creature and began to pump it mercilessly with his inseminative tongue...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Continued:

      After an hour, Princess Leia lay completely unconscious next to the green-skinned slave girl, who was finally beginning to stir.

      Her thighs and posterior were half-submerged in a deep pool of thick greyish broth-like liquid, constituted of billions of Yabba Huttian "tadpoles" that had thoroughly invaded the deepest recesses of the now doubly-drugged and unconscious princess.

      When she came to, Leia found herself lying next to the green-skinned slave girl. Her body was weak, and she realized she was at the mercy of her captor once again. A sense of hopelessness washed over her as she surveyed her surroundings.

      But Princess Leia refused to give up. She knew that she had to find a way to escape, no matter the cost. The stench of Yabba's fluid filled the air, and she could hear his labored breathing nearby. Leia's heart raced with fear and determination as she began to plan her next move.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finale:

        When princess Leia regained consciousness, she found herself alone in Yabba's lair, with the green-skinned slave girl nowhere to be seen. But, as fate would have it, she still had the skeleton key hidden in her coiffured hair. With a loud splash, a basin full of white liquid poured out of her delicate crotch and rear, reminding her of the nightmarish events that transpired earlier. She tore off a piece of curtain to cover herself and set out to escape the fortress. However, she encountered pig guards blocking her path and had to find another way.

        Leia stumbled upon a sleeping pit where a giant Rancor lay. She tried to evade the beast but was eventually caught. As the tentacular organ of reproduction of the Rancor lounged forth, she was rescued at the last moment by a thrown net. But her misfortunes did not end there, for she found herself back in Yabba's chamber, alone with him once again.

        Yabba pulled on Leia's chain and lifted her up onto his mighty maw, using his complex tongue to ravish her in every way imaginable. Princess Leia was filled front and back with seminal broth, while squirming seminoid guppies and tadpoles entered her as well. But just as before, all went black, and Leia found herself lying on the floor, with the green-skinned slave girl beside her. The slave girl was pregnant, bearing a Huttian guppinoid that had hit the bull's eye.

        Conditions had coincided in such a fashion that a true reproductive union was achieved between these two incredibly distant creatures. The green-skinned girl lay contented at the tail of Yabba, her body pulsating with ceaseless microspasms to prepare for the production of a Yabba Huttian heir. Ah, the wonders of life!

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's weird how this dude is worshipped here when he's just as, if not more, degenerate than most of the leftists

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelitelebeq is the biggest male hack in writing of the century. He reeks of low testosterone. A big fat pathetic pussy crying about life. /LULZ/ if they dedicated themselves to writing a book would come up with the same shit. Pathetic.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only worthwhile if they peg him and make him say he loves israelites

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