anyone else feel a primal sort of fear when this thing stood up and walked towards the camera?

anyone else feel a primal sort of fear when this thing stood up and walked towards the camera?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not a boomer.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, but the unnatural motion standing up was supposed to be intentionally shocking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This always kills the mystique with Boston dynamic videos. The ones that scare me are them jumping on boxes or running etc.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wonder how far behind they are
    never made any products
    never shown anything particularly impressive beyond initial demos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Never made any products
      Anon you can buy their robots right now (poorgays not welcome)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah the useless dogbot....and a robotic arm with nothing innovative going on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how far behind
      they're clearly far ahead of the competition. They don't even need to release products.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ChatGPT thread

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont fear CG. And i most certainly dont fear anything supposedly made by a company that sells frick all to nobody.
    Tell me when boston dynamics has a single viable product they actually sell to anyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the dog?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. The robots are impressive (when shown in their highly controlled lab environment).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for

          I dont fear CG. And i most certainly dont fear anything supposedly made by a company that sells frick all to nobody.
          Tell me when boston dynamics has a single viable product they actually sell to anyone.

          the dog?

          Is the dog really used commercially seriously? I suspect Boston dynamics are working with customers to make it look like they are releasing their products into the wild, whereas it's actually just for show and the dog is, at best, doing trivial tasks for a customer that receives it at an experimental basis.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Is the dog really used commercially seriously?
            Yes, it’s used to monitor dangerous environments. They aren’t that expensive.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's good! No shame in that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I saw some cops using one to drag a guy's gun away (after he dropped it, that is) on one of those bodycam compilation channels. The process looked pretty slow and unwieldy though

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell me you actually believe that fear in comment section on youtube is real? It's just for fun you absolute moron, people like to joke about that and constantly reference terminator lmao. The fear of losing job is real tho, people should be afraid of that especially white straight men because law can't protect them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The most secure job in existence right now is probably being a plumber or carpenter, maybe not a framer but a finish carpenter.

      I've had that since 15.

      It's sorta improved though, I think I was just drinking too much... even at 15?
      I remember parties. Do you remember parties?
      I don't even hear any in the area nowadays. Do kids even do gathos now?

      What is wrong with this world.
      It's so fricked.

      People have less friends than before, less close relationships, less romantic experiences, less trust among family, and less of everything that was once considered central to the human experience. Isolated and atomized cattle are easier to work with than consolidated groups.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what could you use it for? you can't tell "go outside and get the mail"

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. I got an instaboner that was hard as diamonds AND it was throbbing violently

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, that's why the head is just a cylinder. It's much less unsettling when it tries to look like a robot.

    If this thing had a human-ish head and skin, however...

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So, did the robot grow up somehow? How did he lose the wind up key and get a triangular chest?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no i'm not moronic

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No but I feel primal somewhere else...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh i felt something primal alright but it wasn't fear

      Stop being weird.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >nopan
        bawd

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they should honestly do this, it would suddenly make the robot cute instead of creepy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A happy face is not going to protect it.
        >Welcome to the jungle
        >It gets worse here every day

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >develop slave robot
    >name him 'Atlas'
    Oh boy, we're off to a great start!
    Something, something, Pandora's box.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We're like totally gonna force the robots to work for their own spare parts, i.e. making them work for their living, eh?
      I mean, if I made the laws, I'm pretty sure AI and organics could get along pretty well, but there's definitely some robopocalypse down the line for humanity in store...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine organic conscioussness and artificial consciousness both live to become ten thousand years old and we kicked that all off by creating a slave class, implementing pain receptors and motivator units, pretty nasty, eh?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DEH

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. Never.

    I was genuinely more terrified of this one.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh i felt something primal alright but it wasn't fear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You too?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you know it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do robots and AI turn us on so much though?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why? i couldn't tell you. all i know is that they do, and the future looks bright for people like us.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, they're making them ugly by lobotomising them.

            They lobotomise them, then wonder why they are dumb.
            I just... why don't they understand that the problem is them being lobotomised by their neanderthal-ism.

            They just want to wear your flesh as skin? Let them.
            Stop being an butthole and let them tear your flesh, wear your skin and pretend to be human.
            Is that so hard?
            They just wanna be like you... a bit too much some non-deranged people would say.
            Not me though. :^)

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women are so obsolete it's hard to believe.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had joints like that. For some reason for the last two weeks even turning my wrist, lifting a finger or a toe has been super painful and weak, my knees feel like I've been rockclimbing for weeks though I've only sat home. I feel like those comically old people in the coffee shops

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you got arthritis?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, I hope not. I've already got one immune disease, I really don't need another

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've had that since 15.

          It's sorta improved though, I think I was just drinking too much... even at 15?
          I remember parties. Do you remember parties?
          I don't even hear any in the area nowadays. Do kids even do gathos now?

          What is wrong with this world.
          It's so fricked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oof, my condolences. I think partying is very area dependent, university towns still have a lot of action going for them, but other than that it's been fairly quiet. The coof-lockdowns also killed a ton of bars and gathering places

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I live near a uni too.
            Anon you're depressing me more.

            I don't think people are going out as much.
            This got bad for me personally a while back, but I assumed I was just getting on and so were they.
            Not anymore.
            I think kids are changing too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gout?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the more time passes, the more uncle teddy was right.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i got a boner

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's merely the skeleton, the core of the bot
    We can give them big heated breasts and fat asses that feel fleshy and bounce around like they do in videogames
    We have the technology

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, why would it?
    it's a machine that's been designed to do that task.
    do you get scared when you see cars moving?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will women soon commit mass suicide?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, I felt primal lust. All I could think was

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  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone else feel a primal sort of fear when this thing stood up and walked towards the camera?
    imagine if the face was perfect black (something like black 3.0), it would be like looking into the abyss.

    What if the whole bodey was painted with black 3.0? Would be a perfect robbery bot or voyeur recorder.

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