anyone else feel a primal sort of fear when this thing stood up and walked towards the camera?
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anyone else feel a primal sort of fear when this thing stood up and walked towards the camera?
No, I'm not a boomer.
no, but the unnatural motion standing up was supposed to be intentionally shocking
This always kills the mystique with Boston dynamic videos. The ones that scare me are them jumping on boxes or running etc.
No.
wonder how far behind they are
never made any products
never shown anything particularly impressive beyond initial demos
>Never made any products
Anon you can buy their robots right now (poorgays not welcome)
oh yeah the useless dogbot....and a robotic arm with nothing innovative going on
>how far behind
they're clearly far ahead of the competition. They don't even need to release products.
>ChatGPT thread
I dont fear CG. And i most certainly dont fear anything supposedly made by a company that sells frick all to nobody.
Tell me when boston dynamics has a single viable product they actually sell to anyone.
the dog?
This. The robots are impressive (when shown in their highly controlled lab environment).
Meant for
Is the dog really used commercially seriously? I suspect Boston dynamics are working with customers to make it look like they are releasing their products into the wild, whereas it's actually just for show and the dog is, at best, doing trivial tasks for a customer that receives it at an experimental basis.
>Is the dog really used commercially seriously?
Yes, it’s used to monitor dangerous environments. They aren’t that expensive.
That's good! No shame in that.
I saw some cops using one to drag a guy's gun away (after he dropped it, that is) on one of those bodycam compilation channels. The process looked pretty slow and unwieldy though
Don't tell me you actually believe that fear in comment section on youtube is real? It's just for fun you absolute moron, people like to joke about that and constantly reference terminator lmao. The fear of losing job is real tho, people should be afraid of that especially white straight men because law can't protect them.
The most secure job in existence right now is probably being a plumber or carpenter, maybe not a framer but a finish carpenter.
People have less friends than before, less close relationships, less romantic experiences, less trust among family, and less of everything that was once considered central to the human experience. Isolated and atomized cattle are easier to work with than consolidated groups.
ok but what could you use it for? you can't tell "go outside and get the mail"
Nope. I got an instaboner that was hard as diamonds AND it was throbbing violently
No, that's why the head is just a cylinder. It's much less unsettling when it tries to look like a robot.
If this thing had a human-ish head and skin, however...
So, did the robot grow up somehow? How did he lose the wind up key and get a triangular chest?
no i'm not moronic
No but I feel primal somewhere else...
Stop being weird.
>nopan
bawd
they should honestly do this, it would suddenly make the robot cute instead of creepy.
A happy face is not going to protect it.
>Welcome to the jungle
>It gets worse here every day
>develop slave robot
>name him 'Atlas'
Oh boy, we're off to a great start!
Something, something, Pandora's box.
We're like totally gonna force the robots to work for their own spare parts, i.e. making them work for their living, eh?
I mean, if I made the laws, I'm pretty sure AI and organics could get along pretty well, but there's definitely some robopocalypse down the line for humanity in store...
Imagine organic conscioussness and artificial consciousness both live to become ten thousand years old and we kicked that all off by creating a slave class, implementing pain receptors and motivator units, pretty nasty, eh?
DEH
No. Never.
I was genuinely more terrified of this one.
oh i felt something primal alright but it wasn't fear
You too?
you know it.
Why do robots and AI turn us on so much though?
why? i couldn't tell you. all i know is that they do, and the future looks bright for people like us.
Not really, they're making them ugly by lobotomising them.
They lobotomise them, then wonder why they are dumb.
I just... why don't they understand that the problem is them being lobotomised by their neanderthal-ism.
They just want to wear your flesh as skin? Let them.
Stop being an butthole and let them tear your flesh, wear your skin and pretend to be human.
Is that so hard?
They just wanna be like you... a bit too much some non-deranged people would say.
Not me though. :^)
Women are so obsolete it's hard to believe.
I wish I had joints like that. For some reason for the last two weeks even turning my wrist, lifting a finger or a toe has been super painful and weak, my knees feel like I've been rockclimbing for weeks though I've only sat home. I feel like those comically old people in the coffee shops
maybe you got arthritis?
Shit, I hope not. I've already got one immune disease, I really don't need another
I've had that since 15.
It's sorta improved though, I think I was just drinking too much... even at 15?
I remember parties. Do you remember parties?
I don't even hear any in the area nowadays. Do kids even do gathos now?
What is wrong with this world.
It's so fricked.
Oof, my condolences. I think partying is very area dependent, university towns still have a lot of action going for them, but other than that it's been fairly quiet. The coof-lockdowns also killed a ton of bars and gathering places
I live near a uni too.
Anon you're depressing me more.
I don't think people are going out as much.
This got bad for me personally a while back, but I assumed I was just getting on and so were they.
Not anymore.
I think kids are changing too.
Gout?
the more time passes, the more uncle teddy was right.
yeah i got a boner
That's merely the skeleton, the core of the bot
We can give them big heated breasts and fat asses that feel fleshy and bounce around like they do in videogames
We have the technology
no, why would it?
it's a machine that's been designed to do that task.
do you get scared when you see cars moving?
Will women soon commit mass suicide?
No, I felt primal lust. All I could think was
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>anyone else feel a primal sort of fear when this thing stood up and walked towards the camera?
imagine if the face was perfect black (something like black 3.0), it would be like looking into the abyss.
What if the whole bodey was painted with black 3.0? Would be a perfect robbery bot or voyeur recorder.