Anyone have a wild work culture?
>beer fridge
>liquor cabinet
>once a week scheduled time to socialize and get drunk, but usually ends up being twice a week that groups of people get drunk at work (I'm there every time)
>managers bring a few bottles of scotch to share with everyone 1-2x a week
>managers taking people out to bars and breweries during work with many stories of people getting extremely drunk and yelling at each other
>summer party broken bones from drunk roudiness with the boys
>holiday party people passed out and woke up in the back of a van in the company parking lot driven there after they passed out
>the more you put down the more respect you get from the management
I was told when I went to a larger company all the fun would go and I would have to be professional, but I'm thinking my boss was saying that to try and keep me around.
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i miss working in the city center, the office i worked at had a lot of that
not so much rowdy summer parties, but the place i worked afterward had kinda legendary conferences to kick off new years before the pandemic
No, it's not like 20+ years ago. The company pays for one beer once a year, that's it.
No, the best I ever got was a couple beers at a BBQ and everyone went home by 6.
in asia, booze is part of work culture. a few times my boss took us to karaoke parlors and i got a BJ with company funds, that was kinda fun. but mostly it was just holidays and work dinners where the white guys were expected to drink next to the men, kind of a macho camraderie thing about it. personally i never liked it very much because i was still partially in work mode.
also a few other times i worked at places where most of the foreigners were brits. Holy Fricking Shit, everyone from that damn island is an alcoholic, i'm pretty sure i did permanent damage to my liver from that single 6 month period.
who blew you
Americans literally cry if forced to have a 4% beer
what do they want instead?
A 2% spritzer They'll have one, be home by 9:30 then tell everyone for months about the wild night they nearly didn't survive.
There's no duller soul on the planet than an american. Having more than two beers dulls their faculties that they need so desperately to be fussing about mormonism and black rights.
This is me, except I skip the spritzer and just drink a red bull if I want to get wild. Frick being hungover and bloated in the morning honestly.
This, americans getting drunk means a sixpack of bud light.
I hope you get a ticket off of your depressing rain island soon. I've visited a couple times; it sucks. Truly sorry. Thoughts and prayers
over a 2 year period, the brits bought so much beer from the corner store lady that they were able to remodel their shop-house and build a standalone shop next door. like 120 beers was normal for a weeknight, just for pregaming and afterparties. can collectors would get into fights over the right to pick up the company's trash, lol
>can collectors would get into fights over the right to pick up the company's trash
amazing! thanks for the chuckles anon
Not really but all my relevant coworkers are between 25 and 35 and we have trivia nights, go to the stadium or go clubbing together since we are also friends in a way 🙂
The only wild on me is get some shtcoin like MAGA
You hate your live anon
congrats you are an alcoholic.
The inability to control alcohol intake after starting to drink
Obsessing thoughts about alcohol
Behaving in ways, while drunk, that is uncharacteristic of their sober personality
Repeating unwanted drinking patterns
Surrounding themselves socially with heavy drinkers
Getting drunk before actually arriving at parties/bars (pre-partying)
An increasing sense of denial that their heavy drinking is a problem because they can succeed professionally and personally
Classic muttmerican.
> goes out two nights in a row
> friends call for an emergency televised intervention
> goes on a book tour about his addiction struggle
> gets emergency recircumcision
Nice LARP.
replace alcohol with weed and it sounds pretty damn nice
I live with my mother and work from home. Last xmas she bought a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream and it was pretty crazy. We played charades and I was given 'Titanic' the movie to do. I was doing the flying arms thing and everything it was hilarious
Something's off. Start laundering some stuff they don't know about and prepare an exit so you can run with the money when shit goes down.