>PROSE WAS BAAAAD >I'M PROOOOSIN' >PROSE BAD MAKE PROSE GOOD AAAGGHHHHH
Please have a nice day. You're not cultured and in fact, you're a moron.
Nobody gives a frick what you like or what you hate. Not a single person gives a frick.
Sorry, I couldn't get past how bad your prose was so I didn't finish reading your moronic post.
Improve or get the frick out of this board.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>get the frick out of this board
says the one pushing this fricking trash where all the writing is completely dull and emotionless garbage
lmao
go to /sffg/ and stay there, subhuman
11 months ago
Anonymous
You've been here for such a long time b***hing and moaning about prose.
Why don't you post your work? Let's see if you have anything to brag about, you homosexual.
If you haven't already read Camilla. In fact if you love vampires in literature this book is a must read.
https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-vampire-archives-the-most-complete-volume-of-vampire-tales-ever-published_otto-penzler/442506/item/7603094/?utm_adgroup=#idiq=7603094&edition=5239876
>Big titty goth vampire gf >Edythe isn't even goth, her hair isn't even black, and her breasts aren't big.
Where are you guys getting this idea from? Did you even read the book at all? She's a short lithe girl and in the book it makes fun of how tall and lanky Beau is, even when she apparently comically carries him on her back. It's so weird.
Well it's not very good, but it passes in terms of story and structure, but it does fumble at some points.
This makes it easier to tell why women liked the original so much. In the reviews you can see how women seethe and piss their panties over it. They call it shit, because they despise anything with a male audience in mind first.
Men can't have shit, but this book gives men an insight as to how basic and shallow women are in terms of taste and entertainment. If the author cared to actually take it seriously, the story would have changed more, because in the end it actually ends up being very similar to the original, but in the ways that it is different are interesting.
Twilight is literary dogshit, and so is Life and Death, but obviously pandering to fetishes and sexual fantasies is effective.
Today, females make up the majority of readers and so, of course twilight would end up being a hit. Even today years later the absolute bottom of the barrel shit like 50-shades of grey gets to make such a splash because women have truly shit taste.
You'd think women would be harder to please, but that's not the case.
Women authors are also pandered to and more welcome in the industry predominantly to men, too.
As a man, you need to get really lucky and noticed by the right spheres of people to actually take off.
The bar isn't so high for women at all. They lick each other's hairy clits all day. Women are really shallow and not hard to impress, specially when the author is another female. Women are EXTREMELY critical of male authors a lot of the time, and often skip them just because of their gender.
I genuinely liked it, but listening to the audiobook for the 5th time I'm starting to really hate how he went with Edythe in the end.
The werewolf chick was way better and his dad wouldn't have got so fricked.
Wasted opportunity and you know what? The whole vampire history exposition after he gets bit and they're driving back in the car is so bad.
Like shut the frick up, man. Totally unnecessary.
I actually hate how Beaufort treated his father. He deserved way better than such a piece of shit son. The choice between the vamps and the wolves is so obvious. He wasn't as hate-able as bella, but frick he comes close now that I really look at it.
I was wrong. I accept her story about the big tittied goth vampire mommy gf is the pinnacle of fiction now. My eyes are opened.
I tried to read this and couldn't because the prose was bad.
>PROSE WAS BAAAAD
>I'M PROOOOSIN'
>PROSE BAD MAKE PROSE GOOD AAAGGHHHHH
Please have a nice day. You're not cultured and in fact, you're a moron.
Nobody gives a frick what you like or what you hate. Not a single person gives a frick.
Seething b***h made Black person. Take a good look at pic related and make it your destiny
Sorry, I couldn't get past how bad your prose was so I didn't finish reading your moronic post.
Improve or get the frick out of this board.
>get the frick out of this board
says the one pushing this fricking trash where all the writing is completely dull and emotionless garbage
lmao
go to /sffg/ and stay there, subhuman
You've been here for such a long time b***hing and moaning about prose.
Why don't you post your work? Let's see if you have anything to brag about, you homosexual.
cry about it homosexual
Share some more vampire IQfy kino, feeling pretty vampiric right now.
If you haven't already read Camilla. In fact if you love vampires in literature this book is a must read.
https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/the-vampire-archives-the-most-complete-volume-of-vampire-tales-ever-published_otto-penzler/442506/item/7603094/?utm_adgroup=#idiq=7603094&edition=5239876
Only in part, but Life for Sale by Mishima. Big Titty Mommy Vampire GF isn't just a joke
>Big titty goth vampire gf
>Edythe isn't even goth, her hair isn't even black, and her breasts aren't big.
Where are you guys getting this idea from? Did you even read the book at all? She's a short lithe girl and in the book it makes fun of how tall and lanky Beau is, even when she apparently comically carries him on her back. It's so weird.
Big titty goth vampire gf is a feeling more than an actual description
Vol. 1 was fun and vol. 4 was vampire lore kino. Not Rice levels of kino but still kino. Didn't look into any of the other books Meyer wrote tho.
Sorry to all the trees that got wasted on printing her books.
Is this the one where there's a vampire e-girl
No this is a retelling of the first book except all the genders are flipped I think. So Edward becomes goth big tittie mommy vampire gf.
Is this shit actually good or are you people just being gays?
Its more that with the genders swapped its easier to see why women like it even if it's total schlock
Well it's not very good, but it passes in terms of story and structure, but it does fumble at some points.
This makes it easier to tell why women liked the original so much. In the reviews you can see how women seethe and piss their panties over it. They call it shit, because they despise anything with a male audience in mind first.
Men can't have shit, but this book gives men an insight as to how basic and shallow women are in terms of taste and entertainment. If the author cared to actually take it seriously, the story would have changed more, because in the end it actually ends up being very similar to the original, but in the ways that it is different are interesting.
Twilight is literary dogshit, and so is Life and Death, but obviously pandering to fetishes and sexual fantasies is effective.
Today, females make up the majority of readers and so, of course twilight would end up being a hit. Even today years later the absolute bottom of the barrel shit like 50-shades of grey gets to make such a splash because women have truly shit taste.
You'd think women would be harder to please, but that's not the case.
Women authors are also pandered to and more welcome in the industry predominantly to men, too.
As a man, you need to get really lucky and noticed by the right spheres of people to actually take off.
The bar isn't so high for women at all. They lick each other's hairy clits all day. Women are really shallow and not hard to impress, specially when the author is another female. Women are EXTREMELY critical of male authors a lot of the time, and often skip them just because of their gender.
I genuinely liked it, but listening to the audiobook for the 5th time I'm starting to really hate how he went with Edythe in the end.
The werewolf chick was way better and his dad wouldn't have got so fricked.
Wasted opportunity and you know what? The whole vampire history exposition after he gets bit and they're driving back in the car is so bad.
Like shut the frick up, man. Totally unnecessary.
I actually hate how Beaufort treated his father. He deserved way better than such a piece of shit son. The choice between the vamps and the wolves is so obvious. He wasn't as hate-able as bella, but frick he comes close now that I really look at it.
>Bad prose! Waaah!
>Okay, post your prose
>DEAD SILENCE
Fricking lol