Are all sysadmins alcoholics?

Are all sysadmins alcoholics?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no they're just buttholes soon to be replaced by bots

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sysadmins replaced by bots
      are you actually moronic? i mean i wish too but they're not going away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the kind of employees getting replaced are the managers. algos calculate better whats profitable than humans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of ironic since LLMs are notoriously bad at math

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So are managers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >algos calculate better whats profitable than humans
        Not after the ~~*alignment*~~ team is done with them

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, some of us just suffer clinical depression and we sink our sorrows in either tons of coffee and linux or alcohol

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a miserable existence because all you do is fix dumb shit

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but I'm at least

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weed does nothing anymore so i had to raise my alcohol intake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get on my meth level.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a coping mechanism when working with morons

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. That show was very funny, but it is not an accurate reflection of reality. That being said, it is probably the only genuinely decent tech-oriented comedy series ever created. IT Crowd doesn't count, because tech was just a shallow veneer for standard British gag comedy.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sysadmin isn't a real job.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    An over 30 sys admin who drinks beer and sits on his ass all day long and it's not fat as frick? Everyone on that show were so skinny, so unrealistic.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    drinking alcohol is degenerate behavior.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. always do drugs, because they are safe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        doing drugs is equally degenerate.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          go be a homosexual somewhere else

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >struck a nerve

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            hedonistic hylic stay mad

            I can't imagine living life like a hermit monk voluntarily yet still having the gall to pass judgement on anyone else, you projecting no fun homosexuals

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine thinking abstaining from drugs and alcohol equates to living a life "like a hermit monk." I don't live in a monastery atop a mountain, with robes and a shaved head, but I know my physical and mental wellbeing is much better than whatever you're dealing with in your sad life.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mental wellbeing is much better
            and yet here you are shitting on someone else for no reason. You might not agree with their choices, but they aren't YOUR choices to make.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You might not agree with their choices, but they aren't YOUR choices to make.
            Cope. My choices are correct.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            hedonistic hylic stay mad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you implying that jesus was degenerate?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, most are high functioning alcoholics, either that or amphetamine addicts who spend all their money on prostitutes

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm both a sysadmin and webshitter (two jobs) and my drug of choice is Lisdexamfetamine

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is sysadmin an easy job for me if I was able to install arch? I'm thinking of switching my job. Where do I start?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to install Arch will make you able to install an OS on a server/VM, but it's mostly troubleshooting moronic shit. Not that it's all easy issues but that you'll spend 2 hours on something to come to the conclusion "if the logs were better and/or I knew this one fricking specific piece of information this would have taken me 5 minutes to fix"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do I need to take this 'RHCSA' piece of shit to get a job? I'm broke af right now. Is there any free alternative?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I never went to college or have any certs. Though if you're completely disinterested you'll probably not do very well. Just do some homelabbing and what not and you'll qualify for a junior position. It's the same as any tech job, DBA, dev, device management. If you have nothing to offer you won't get any offers but if you have an interest in it no degree or cert will automatically get you employed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have nothing to offer you won't get any offers but if you have NO interest in it no degree or cert will automatically get you employed.*
            Basically anyone who is in the field knows if you're just looking for a paycheck or if you actually enjoy that kind of work and will be a good asset.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sysadmin = tech janny
    at least it's paid

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but the media wants you to mimic the behavior of your "literally me" characters

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gilfoyle wasn't a sysadmin, but yes, most are.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a sysadmin and an alcoholic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an alcoholic only

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not initially

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much work do sysadmins actually do? Asking for a friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      very little then suddenly an extreme amount

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how bad everyone else is fricking up and how many new features need to be turned on that week

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For all x in sysadmins

    lim_{{t to infty}} is_an_alcoholic(x,t) = true

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