Male romance is conquering the world and getting a massive harem
Female romance revolves around the conqueror of the world inexplicably wanting one and only one woman who is going to be past her Best Before date in 2-3 years anyway even if she did happen to be the hottest woman in the world (and she isn't, she's some broad)
A man buying into female romance, which is basically a slavery fantasy in which she fantasizes about enslaving the most powerful man in the universe, is willfully being a slave, just as a woman who fantasizes about being one of a thousand b***hes in a powerful man's harem is willfully being a slave. It just makes no sense. The only person who would have a harem fantasy is the person who wants to OWN the harem (i.e. a man), and the only person who would have a "romance" fantasy about Heathcliffe is the person who wants to own a Heathcliffe in perpetuity without having to pay for it. In real life, women don't consent to be in harems, and in real life, Heathcliffe fricks 50,000 women.
That's why it's a fantasy, specifically, a slavery fantasy, i.e. wanting to own another human beings and use them for your sexual pleasure. Remember, male sexual pleasure is infinite access to female flesh, but woman's sexual pleasure is pleasure at the thought of herself being the most important person in the universe, as proved by the second most important person in the universe, her Heathcliffe-Napoleon-Caesar-slave, proclaiming her as his rightful owner, by undertaking the otherwise manifestly irrational act of denying his own rightful infinite access to pussy and procreation, just to drive her kids to soccer practice and take her out to dinner while she's a wrinkly old bag. Women are simply fantasizing about God himself signing a contract that says "You're so special I even give up all other pussy for you, I will wash your dishes and mow your lawn even when your pussy is made of dust," in full view of all the other women in the universe so they all have to gasp and kneel at the feet of the One True Best Woman (Who Wooed and Thus Enslaved Even God).
I'm a guy and I read romance. I wrote my very own romantasy novel.
Male romance is conquering the world and getting a massive harem
Female romance revolves around the conqueror of the world inexplicably wanting one and only one woman who is going to be past her Best Before date in 2-3 years anyway even if she did happen to be the hottest woman in the world (and she isn't, she's some broad)
A man buying into female romance, which is basically a slavery fantasy in which she fantasizes about enslaving the most powerful man in the universe, is willfully being a slave, just as a woman who fantasizes about being one of a thousand b***hes in a powerful man's harem is willfully being a slave. It just makes no sense. The only person who would have a harem fantasy is the person who wants to OWN the harem (i.e. a man), and the only person who would have a "romance" fantasy about Heathcliffe is the person who wants to own a Heathcliffe in perpetuity without having to pay for it. In real life, women don't consent to be in harems, and in real life, Heathcliffe fricks 50,000 women.
That's why it's a fantasy, specifically, a slavery fantasy, i.e. wanting to own another human beings and use them for your sexual pleasure. Remember, male sexual pleasure is infinite access to female flesh, but woman's sexual pleasure is pleasure at the thought of herself being the most important person in the universe, as proved by the second most important person in the universe, her Heathcliffe-Napoleon-Caesar-slave, proclaiming her as his rightful owner, by undertaking the otherwise manifestly irrational act of denying his own rightful infinite access to pussy and procreation, just to drive her kids to soccer practice and take her out to dinner while she's a wrinkly old bag. Women are simply fantasizing about God himself signing a contract that says "You're so special I even give up all other pussy for you, I will wash your dishes and mow your lawn even when your pussy is made of dust," in full view of all the other women in the universe so they all have to gasp and kneel at the feet of the One True Best Woman (Who Wooed and Thus Enslaved Even God).
Don Quixote
Much Ado About Nothing
a farewell to arms
Men can read Hawthorne
Be a good girl and take your estrogen so you can read romance for women
Yes daddy
Just read the ones for women, only a gay would want to read a romance novel anyways so you can just self-insert as the girl
I'm a guy and I read romance. I wrote my very own romantasy novel.
>romantasy
kys
please recommend 1 or 2 that are highly regarded and not gay. i'm also writing and need something trendy. so recent please. i beg you
Katawa shoujo
Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
This is the only answer.
>tfw will never have hundreds of thousands of journals with just the names of the women I fricked
A cat's penis is barbed. It helps to shake an egg loose and keeps the female from escaping. There should be more romance books about cats.
Man I wish I had a barbed penis
it would ruin your hand
Im with OP
Male romance is conquering the world and getting a massive harem
Female romance revolves around the conqueror of the world inexplicably wanting one and only one woman who is going to be past her Best Before date in 2-3 years anyway even if she did happen to be the hottest woman in the world (and she isn't, she's some broad)
A man buying into female romance, which is basically a slavery fantasy in which she fantasizes about enslaving the most powerful man in the universe, is willfully being a slave, just as a woman who fantasizes about being one of a thousand b***hes in a powerful man's harem is willfully being a slave. It just makes no sense. The only person who would have a harem fantasy is the person who wants to OWN the harem (i.e. a man), and the only person who would have a "romance" fantasy about Heathcliffe is the person who wants to own a Heathcliffe in perpetuity without having to pay for it. In real life, women don't consent to be in harems, and in real life, Heathcliffe fricks 50,000 women.
That's why it's a fantasy, specifically, a slavery fantasy, i.e. wanting to own another human beings and use them for your sexual pleasure. Remember, male sexual pleasure is infinite access to female flesh, but woman's sexual pleasure is pleasure at the thought of herself being the most important person in the universe, as proved by the second most important person in the universe, her Heathcliffe-Napoleon-Caesar-slave, proclaiming her as his rightful owner, by undertaking the otherwise manifestly irrational act of denying his own rightful infinite access to pussy and procreation, just to drive her kids to soccer practice and take her out to dinner while she's a wrinkly old bag. Women are simply fantasizing about God himself signing a contract that says "You're so special I even give up all other pussy for you, I will wash your dishes and mow your lawn even when your pussy is made of dust," in full view of all the other women in the universe so they all have to gasp and kneel at the feet of the One True Best Woman (Who Wooed and Thus Enslaved Even God).
Berserk
This
Also, 'The Sun Also Rises' by Hemingway, but it's very sad so be prepared.
For Whom the Bell Tolls also has romantic elements and even a widely ridiculed sex scene that I personally found endearing.
A Brothers Price. About a dude who marries 10 hot princesses in an admittedly very fricked up world
>A Little Life
Has plenty of romance and men in it
Brideshead Revisited
Just read any harem, some are rlly good for romance.
The Blue Lagoon (they made the brooke shields movie out of it)
It will make you pine for the platonic ideal of teenage love you never had
Romance books for men but age gap
Asking for a friend.
e-girlta
He has already read it, is there anything else like that book he asks, thanks in advance (he has told me)
The End of Alice mogs both.
Tampa.
Two questions:
— DO YOU NEED A HAPPY ENDING?
— DOES THE ROMANCE HAVE TO BE THE HEART OF THE BOOK, OR CAN IT BE PERIPHERAL?
With books for (and by) men, ‘no’ and ‘the latter’ respectively are much more common.
Moby Dick
light novels